Embarrasing moments .......................................

[missyob]

I know I did a thread like this about a year ago but I am starting a new one.

I had an embarrassing moment the other day so I thought I would share.


I am doing a promotion at BWI airport and was unloading my car into the airport with all the boxes for the promotion. I had a black tablecloth that I had grabbed out of the dryer at my house at the last second and threw in the car. I put the black tablecloth on top of all the boxes - turned around and there was my black underwear sitting on the floor in the middle of the walkway of the airport. All these people are stopping and looking at my slinky underwear. It must have gotten mixed in with the tablecloth when I grabbed it out of the dryer. That was pretty embarassing!!!!!!! I must have turned 20 shades of red. Everyone was smiling. One guy picked them up and handed them to me and said "If I wasnt married I would definately ask you out". I took it all in stride and just laughed with everyone else.


Tell an embarrassing story of your own.

~ Missy

[d0rk]

Wow, thats pretty good missy. My most embarassing moment, would have to be; a few weeks ago I was with my girlfriend and we were at the mall so I could buy a calender. So we are at one of the stands that are placed in the middle of the walkway and this one just happens to be right in the center of the mall where everyone is. Looking around for a moment, I slightly lose my step and stumble back an inch or so and catch my footing, figuring everything was fine, until I heard the noise of pratically a whole calender stand fall to the floor. Turn around, low and behold I was right. So I pick them up as best as I could as my girlfriend is laughing and people are looking, put them back on the shelf, quickly pay for the one I wanted, and walked off quickly.

[Bitsy]

Yikes. I was trying to think of some of my embarassing moments, but I have blocked the majority of them from my mind.
At my last school we had to wear the whole little plaid skirt and vest deal. I was walking down the highway and it was windy -you all know where this is going- and my skirt blew up in front of lunch hour traffic. I just sortof ran the rest of the way back to school amid the honking and rude gestures from guys in stilled cars made my way into the bathroom and bawled my eyes out for a good 30 minutes.

[deathazre]

BWI airport? how long you gonna be about?

[missyob]

Originally posted by deathazre
BWI airport? how long you gonna be about?

I am back home in NY today. I will be there tomorrow home Sunday and back there on Monday. Then for the rest of the month I have a couple of my employees working it. We are doing a promotion for Aer Lingus (The Irish airline). Want a job?

~ Missy

[deathazre]

wouldn't help my commute time, when I'm away from college for sufficient time I work in elkridge. May come and see you friday though, I'll actually be going home since my class is cancelled. 3 hour drive between college and home...

[InvisableMan]

i dont remember really being embarrased.. as far as i remember. my state of mind is (and always has been), i dont give a damn what other people think about me or the situations i become engaged in.

[ElChevelle]

Most recent example public displayed

[ShyShy]

Hehehehe, that was a classic one, Chev.


Once I was in a store standing at the checkout line with the rugrat, and something squeaked, I can't remember what. But, the rugrat decides she's going to yell out loud, "Mommmmmmmy, you tooted! Say excuse me." Yup, there's no way you can stand there and call the kid a big fat liar without looking even dumber.

[White Raven]

So I'm standing in the Rememberance Day assembly yesterday... And we're standing in a moment of silence. About halfway through, I don't know why, but I started cracking up. Just started laughing my bloody ass off as we're supposed to be standing there in silence, and other people started to snicker and laugh as I'm standing there almost pissing myself laughing for no reason.

Yeah I was embarassed...

Then, (This was a while ago) I was walking down the busy hallway of my school holding my binder, and all these guys keep giving me looks. Some nodded and smiled, some waved, some winked... Since this is a very unusual occurrence, I was needless to say, confused. I get almost to my locker and look down, and boom.

My fly was wide open, showing, in all their glory, my purple silk thong underwear.
Holy crap, I almost cried... I clapped the binder over my fly and stiffly walked to my locker with my eyes the size of saucers. I got to the locker, opened the door and used that to cover one side of me, held the binder up on the other, and zipped up my fly... I almost died, I swear.

I look back now and laugh. Hehe.

[deathazre]

Originally posted by White Raven

My fly was wide open, showing, in all their glory, my purple silk thong underwear.

did anyone get pictures? if so, post them plz

/me runs

[Coman]

omg these are hilarious

[Timzone8]

OMFG! The Smiths are growing!

[ElChevelle]

Originally posted by ShyShy
Yup, there's no way you can stand there and call the kid a big fat liar without looking even dumber.

I've in the past tried to recreate the sound by rubbing against something of soft rubber creating friction, making a rumbling noise in my throat or shuffling my shoes on the floor. Never works.
A fun thing to do at the store:
Inconspicuously say "Excuse me" kinda loud while not changing your direction then join other patrons in looking around to see who said it. It's a guaranteed attention getter.

[OutKast]

I was in the UK underground at 6 on a friday evening. (RUSH HOUR!) and I had a seat . Anyway I turned around to see howmany stops there were until the station that I wanted was from oxford steet station. As the train pulled out of the station my hand found a convienient lever, and i just rested my hand on it to turn around. (I had to turn around because there was a guy with dredlocks blocking the tube map. I pull the lever down (comes down surprisingly easily) and the whole train stops. EVERYONE looks at me like they want to kill me. It took 15 minutes for the train to start up again. All the people i was with on the train (my friends, girlfriend and whatever) pretend they dont know me and I am taken to an office for questioning!

[ertmann|CPH]

ha ha

i made the best one this weekend....

I was in a club in Copenhagen called Vega, with a couple of friends from my work, Well we were all drunk, very drunk, so we started doing body tequilas. Well at the exact same moment i was licking salt of my colleagues (rather nice) tits, my girlfriend shows up.....

and there's more

not knowing how to react, we haven't been together that long, i try to push myself away from the danger zone, however the chair this girl is sitting on, is a not to stable bar chair, so she falls, and i fall on top of her, landing pretty much with my face burried in her tits, with mu girlfriend giving me a rather suspicious look.... whooooooops!

[ryan]

I tripped, and threw my lunch tray all over a teacher once. It was more funny than embarassing, but it was still embarassing

[OutKast]

Originally posted by ertmann|CPH
with mu girlfriend giving me a rather suspicious look.... whooooooops!

God. I would have been slain for that!
Hopefully you have a more understanding girlfriend than I do!

[ertmann|CPH]

jup, apparently i do but it was still very embaresing

[eleet-2k2]

Welcome back to the boards missy!!!

[Fickle]

I got drunk and called a girl I had a huge crush on, and told her what I really thought. She's still kind of a friend, but I don't think she'll let me take her out. Like, ever.

[ShyShy]

Your girlfriend is going to use that one for a long time, ertmann

[Trigear]

hi missy!!!

i uhhh, am a third-key manager at hollywood video, and today at work i had a customer ask me if we had any copies of scarface on dvd in the store. i looked it up and saw that we had one copy in, one copy out. it was late, i was annoyed with the customer, and i didn't feel like helping him look for the movie (the section that movie was in was a complete mess, no alphabetical order whatsoever)... so i lied and said we didn't have any in. no big deal, we do it all the time. except that the person behind him in line had a copy of scarface on dvd in his hand. and that was the reason THIS customer had asked me about it. so i got caught in the lie.

i tried my best to cover it up by making a confused face and pressing some keys on the keyboard and making another confused face and saying "what the hell happened?" and making another confused face and typing some more. i don't know if it worked.

[missyob]

These stories are making me laugh so hard!!!!!!!!! What a fantastic way to start the day.

At least I am not the only one to have something really silly happen to them lately!

~ Missy

[CarboHidrat]

missyob I think your embarrasing moments was very fun.

[ElChevelle]

Originally posted by Trigear
i uhhh, am a third-key manager at hollywood video.....

Ahhh, another video store guy!
I know you've let beef fly in the store before. Ever blast one near a customer by mistake?
Something along the lines of "6.7 on the sphincter scale" perhaps?

[missyob]

What is it with everyone in here working at video stores? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...................

[ertmann|CPH]

Originally posted by ShyShy
Your girlfriend is going to use that one for a long time, ertmann

Yeah, god dammit! why do i allways get so drunk

[morgado]

Hey missy ... that's very embarassing ...
I can't think in any embarassing moment like this ...
But, these thing happen ... in everyones lifes ....

[hungryskull]

I ran into a desk once and my pants came off.

[ertmann|CPH]

[edit]no, i actully don't want this to be made public....[/edit]

[iomegajaz]

LOL Stefan are you drunk again? =D

I have never done anything embarrassing. You people are freaks. FREAKS!

[Fickle]

"we got you a birthday present, Barney."
(hands Barney a notepad with "I'm so sorry for..." written across the top.)
"Morning-After Stationary!"

I think I need some of this shit.

[ertmann|CPH]

Originally posted by Hugh[jaz]
LOL Stefan are you drunk again? =D

What am i supposed to do? my life consists only of memorising japanese scribbles, and catching up with all the sex i haven't had for the best of a year.

DRINKING IS MY ONLY HOBBY!, hehe

[Trigear]

Originally posted by ElChevelle
Ahhh, another video store guy!
I know you've let beef fly in the store before. Ever blast one near a customer by mistake?
Something along the lines of "6.7 on the sphincter scale" perhaps?

you KNOW it. i always head for the kids' section when i have to toot.

which leads me to think of another embarrassing moment: when i was working at blockbuster, i regularly closed up with a female coworker who was willing to work as many hours as i did. then i discovered our local white castle, and six hours later i "rediscovered" it... right out the pooper. we were both roaming the store putting movies away, and i was letting lethal doses go all over the place, hoping they'd dissippate before she got to whatever section i had just fumigated. if she smelled them, there would be no question who dealt them. all i know is she wasn't very talkative that night.

[ShyShy]

Originally posted by Hugh[jaz]
I have never done anything embarrassing. You people are freaks. FREAKS!

Huh, don't make me go there

[DragonSon]

I could second that one there Hugh.

[ElChevelle]

Originally posted by Trigear
all i know is she wasn't very talkative that night.

It's hard to talk when you can't even grab a breath

[All_Bran]

Well, since i'm new and all, might as well start here...

Topping off the list would be once when an Ex and myself hadnt seen each other for about a week, She was visiting at her grand mothers house(her parents and brothers were also there) So being rather horny from the extended absence we manage to arrange that i get there at 1pm and the house is supposed to be empty till 2:30pm. Not being a couple to let things wait, we got it on in the bathroom(the closest and most convenient room, no ruffled sheets!) at 1:30 her parents arive(WTF?) so i grab my pants and shirt and hurrily dress on my way to the lounge, she off course remains in the bathroom to dress and try and make herself look respectable when she comes out. In my rush, i clean forgot to remove the condom i had on, which just happened to be a very nicely fragranced strawberry one... so there i was in the lounge greeting her parents warmly while the room was starting to rapidly smell more and more of strawberries.... I wasted NO time getting to the bathroom the minute she came out off course :-P

-edit and just managed another embarrasing one here.. just realised how bloody old this topic was!

[Too-DAMN-Much]

my mom goes on yearly conference meetings at a rather high class hotel for her job, she decided to take her toothbrush (the battery powered kind that "oscilliates" to clean better), while checking in with most of her co-workers around, she managed to jostle stuff around in her bag just enough for it's button to be pushed so it made a loud vibrating noise from her bag, one of the female co-workers leans over and goes "you know there are a lot of good looking guys around".