Ok, so I'm evil

[ShyShy]

Yup, I'm an evil person. Patient got pissy at me, so I taking petty revenge (she's trying to fax a complaint letter, the fax and internet share the same line, soooo...). I try my hardest not to let people like her get to me, but, yeah. It's one of life's guilty pleasures, petty revenge. Nothing drastic, just a little something that makes you warm and fuzzy inside What about you guys?

[iomegajaz]

/me entertains the notion of moving this thread to the Bitchlist, to piss you off even more. =D

Yeah, I'm a little bit evil sometimes. It keeps me sane, and evens me out for the times when I have to be all smiles and sunshine, to department heads and such. Oh, and to newbies, too. =)

Si teh grr.

[Germ]

Evil is a big turn on.

[ElChevelle]

I know exactly how you feel, Shy.
I've tried to go easy on the revenge thing and just blow people off as being ignorant or just plain dumb. For instance, last winter I had a lady come into the bar and bitch at me about her dinner next door in my restaurant. She demanded that I tear up the entire bill for her family of five just because she thought her food was cold.
I embarassed her in front of the whole bar by saying "Didn't you try this same crap last night?", gave her a free dessert, then the next night put her at the back of a 2 hour waiting list.
Bitch!
By the way, she had tried the same thing the winter before.

[Xerxes]

I am 51% Evil- therefore Evil owns a controlling share of me.

Evil is as Evil Does.

[godoncrack]

I have found out that who I am is inherently percieved as evil by the vast majority of people around me.
Fortunatly, I could care less about those vast majority of people or their feeble attempts at thought.

[Germ]

Yes, just put on your headphones with heavy metal music and pretend the world isn't there.

[Starbucks]

When someone pisses me off, I don't get mad, I get even. Getting even is much more fun than getting mad.

[Germ]

Turn thy other cheek. Revenge makes baby jesus cry, and we don't want that, do we?

[iomegajaz]

Originally posted by godoncrack
I have found out that who I am is inherently percieved as evil by the vast majority of people around me.
Fortunatly, I could care less about those vast majority of people or their feeble attempts at thought.

Grammar..
fuck..
ow.

I'm sorry, it's just so.. amusing.. to read something like that, about the apparent rampant idiocy of others, when there's a distinct lack of anything resembling a coherent thought in what you've written.

=P

[ElChevelle]

Pity the bastard that pushes me over the edge forcing me to unlock the gun vault

[godoncrack]

There is a coherent thought in what i wrote weather you see it or not.
I may have left out a comma or two.
Boo hoo
It is soo amusing to see someone point out something so small.
Much like when Germ refers to his penis in various posts.

[Germ]

Are you talking about my penis again?

[godoncrack]

yes

[ElChevelle]

Originally posted by Hugh
.... there's a distinct lack of anything resembling a coherent thought in what you've written.

That's whack considering you had grammatical terrorist Shaba's back all the time

[iomegajaz]

-perceived
-fortunately
-couldn't care less
-that vast majority
-whether
Not to mention the punctuation, but hey, who wants to nit-pick, huh.

Chevy: Yeah, strange how I expect those with English as their primary language to have a better grasp of it than those for whom it is a second or third. =P

This is all, of course, merely a subservient ploy to illustrate how truly evil I choose to be. At times. Mu wa ha ha. Ha.

[ElChevelle]

I've given up here in these forums. It's like talking to the animals but funnier.
Do they have forums for dyslexic folk?

[godoncrack]

One, mississippi has disabled my spelling preference.
Two, it may not be vaild usage for you, but it is for us.
Three, to show MY evil, I pissed in your cherios.

[m0e]

Originally posted by ElChevelle
I've given up here in these forums. It's like talking to the animals but funnier.
Do they have forums for dyslexic folk?

I'm here, aren't I?

Thank God for spellcheck.

[iomegajaz]

Originally posted by ElChevelle
Do they have forums for dyslexic folk?

clicky clicky

[godoncrack]

Once again, you prove your wrongness.

[pixiefied]

im not evil.. i have pure angel in me.

[ShyShy]

Wow... the thread gets derailed and it's not by sexual innuendo

[Germ]

I tried my damndest, but oh well.

[Fickle]

I'm evil sometimes because despite not wanting to, my brain remembers stupid things done to me or the ones I love. So when an oppurtunity arises for a bit of revenge, my brain likes me to do shit before I know whats going on. Stupid Brain.

[s1138]

im not usually evil..but i have my moments

its amazing, this thread doesnt have any mention of sex...(cept about Germ's penis..but um...yeah)

yes i said cept...i am much to lazy to type. my speech in RL is usually pretty good for a person who lives in Georgia. but hey, i aint from Georgia, so i am not really suppose to talk like the locals..but hey, if you hear it enough, you may start saying stuff like aint

[DragonSon]

I'm evil too...heheh.

[CarboHidrat]

I like evil.

[BMWboy]

if getting revenge on those who piss you off is evil, I must be pretty damn evil. I work as a cart attendant, which means I steer a 50-60 ft train of carts around the parking lot. this means if you piss me off, I will block you in, force you to walk around the entire length of the carts to get in the store, or , if the conditions are just right I'll just run you over(twice so far). the best part, if they complain to my manager, the manager wiil tell them that I have to block people in all the time, or in the two cases where I actually hit a customer with the carts, they were told that they shouldn't try to run in front of the carts while I'm bringing them in.

[Daxie]

i have an email id that goes "lucifer king of demons" rest my case

[apola_anamisha]

I'm not at all evil.Did I ever say something to someone if I'm teased for loving boy-bands?
He he he he

[NJK]

Originally posted by Starbucks
When someone pisses me off, I don't get mad, I get even. Getting even is much more fun than getting mad.

still working on it to get even with the ex-mrs
she'll never know what hit her.

@apola you are asking for it but since it's bedtime for me( just came home from the nightshift) I let you off the hook this time.

[Evil_Ernie]

Evil is my first name.

[ShyShy]

Then you need to change your avatar Although Animal is awesome

[NJK]

Originally posted by ShyShy
Although Animal is awesome

knew we forgot someone in the best drummers thread in the music forum

[me rushes off to the music o rama forum to make a post]

[Daxie]

i am the

[DragonSon]

The Grim Reaper isn't Evil, technically, he's the Angel of Death, whom works for God.

[Daxie]

guess i didn't mean it "technically"

[Evil_Ernie]

Originally posted by ShyShy
Then you need to change your avatar Although Animal is awesome

Done and done.

[hgnis]

And we wonder why the health care system is in a mess.