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a new small niggling annoyance
fucking toilet water levels they're always too full and my junk takes a bath every time I sit down if I don't suspend myself above I need some kind of booster to keep me dry Don't forget to live before you die.
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Join Date: Apr 2005
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Fat people who drag their wheeled backpacks behind them. Maybe if you carried it you wouldn't weight 473 pounds!
.. and the click-clack noise they make on the tile floors ![]() .. and the fact that putting wheels on a backpack is patented
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I've never seen any fat people drag wheeled backpacks, but I saw tons of people at my old high school, and some at JCC, that have those...They're overly annoying and serve as a symbol of laziness...
My ex-friend (I suppose you would call him an ex-friend, since he went all emo on me and hasn't talked to me in 2 years now ) Justin used to have a wheeled backpack...He got rid of it and just wore a normal backpack, because if it wasn't me or our friends that would kick the backpack over, it would be...everyone else at school...
"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz |
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Bikers that get their blood and bike parts all over my brush guard. That shit's hard to clean.
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Join Date: Jun 2000
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The wind.
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Join Date: Feb 2005
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Getting hit in the groin in football matches
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Getting hit in the groin.
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Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: California
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When your watching a movie on TV, but the volume is low so you turn it up then when there's a commercial the volume is way too loud.
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yeah that sux, but then you realize you own it on dvd, then waste the best part of the televised movie to find the dvd which is lost and suddenly you have popcorn and no movie left
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Enduring a sandstorm the same day you put fresh contacts in.
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I can't believe my Uncle Charlie still has a fuckin' ball mouse...
Short of the shitty computers at JCC, I can't remember the last time I used a mouse that wasn't optical... "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz |
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I still use a ball mouse on my basement computer; but luckily it works well unlike every other one I have ever used.
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The thing I hate about ball mouses is that cleanliness is the only real thing that can hamper their performance...A suitable rolling pad is one thing, but nothing pisses me more about ball mouses than taking the ball out and seeing a strip of lint and crap wrapped around the tracking wheels...
"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz |
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The old mice used to get that shit so caked in there that it felt like a bumpy mouse pad, but this one I have here doesn't seem to accumulate anything.
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(Forum King) Join Date: Feb 2002
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The worst mouse i've ever had to use was one my ex owned when we first started seeing each other. I cant remember the brand, but it was generic. It had two of the four sliders missing, used a ball, and was cordless. Not RF though, it was IR, so the front of the mouse had to be pointing in the right direction to work. Even if you did have it pointing right at the reciever it would make the cursor skip and jump intermittently. It also chewed through AAA batteries like nothing else.
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That's not a mouse, it's a rat.
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Foorum King
Join Date: Jul 2003
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My MX1000.
The battery always runs out at the wrong moment (and can't be replaced), both the painted part and the rubbery sides get dirty by looking at them, and recently it started intermittently turning single- into double-clicks (just wonderful if you want to select multiple files/playlist entries). (Now wondering what to get as replacement.) Fuck this place. |
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MS makes the best meeces in the galaxy.
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Logitech FTW.
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Join Date: Mar 2007
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My MS comfort optical mouse 3000 works pretty well.
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The mouse is labeled Basic Mouse 1.0a. The keyboard is labeled Basic Keyboard 1.0a. Love em. Better than stuff I've paid a lot more for. I've pretty much given up on cordless. Global Movies and TV God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and wisdom to hide the bodies of people who pissed me off. |
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People who create fake million dollar bills and leave them laying around
Fake money of any denomination is goddamn torture to any person that comes across it and goes "Ohh, money!" only to find out it's a worthless piece of paper... And I'm not talking about counterfeit money; I'm just talking about fake money, look-alike money that have those "messages" and crap printed on it as if it were a flyer... "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz |
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MS Word when the text gets all fucked up when you're putting a picture in a specific place... I tried changing the layout options, and it still affects the text, even when the pic isn't near the text. Plus I can't get the pic to go exactly where I put it, it jumps somewhere else when I let it go.
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Microsoft Excel 2003.
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Having exams in the sports centre. In my exam yesterday there was a fucking aerobics class in the other hall, and you could fucking hear it from the exam room. I was trying to get my brain around some Advanced Electrodynamics questions, motivated by some twat in a leotard saying "Yeah, push it man" "Yeah, thats it, stretch those legs". Jesus, you think university staff would have a braincell between them...
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Join Date: May 2000
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You could have been at Manchester Met where students had to sit exams in a tent. Next to the main road.
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Forum Frisian
Join Date: Sep 2003
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Having the Flu really sucks.
I already used two boxes of tissues just to keep my nose dry within 2 hours. Darkwave radio 24/7 -- ----------------------------------- Each Thursday a new show on Celtica Radio with Darkwave music. www.irnb.nl worldwide station on the net for all people |
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Damn, I feel for you, although last time I had it, I couldn't stay awake long enough to make it 2 hours at a time, I just sorta faded in and out of sleep every other hour.
Feel better! I'm out of work today because the doc won't let me go while I'm on pain meds - I just got my 4 impacted wisdom teeth pulled yesterday, and yet for some reason, I would rather be at work than here at home. I'm honestly feeling pretty good for only one day after, but maybe it's because of the drugs... Don't forget to live before you die.
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I've had the flu too. I thought it was over, but it looks like it took a day off and came back meaner.
Something about dental work.... I dunno about Vicodin, unless you can't sleep. I think drugged sleep sucks, so I usually just take a 4 ibuprofen (the prescription dose) instead of two. A nurse told me that was pretty safe. I think if you are actually looking for a pain killer, ibuprofen works better than Vicodin. At night, I take a couple of Advil PM (ibuprofen and dyphenhydramine). It's better sleep than Vicodin. When I've had teeth pulled, I usually felt better almost immediately. I think the bad teeth are more painful than the extraction site. Global Movies and TV God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and wisdom to hide the bodies of people who pissed me off. |
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I think I'm better now - spent most of this morning and afternoon sanding furniture for refinishing - keeps my mind off the ache of the missing teeth. Today's small niggling annoyance is the numbness my right arm feels from the electric sander. It vibrated the hell out of it and now it's hard to type.
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Join Date: Jun 2007
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*crap removed*
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Cleaning/recovering/fixing broken shit up after a party
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All this crap about Paris Hilton reminded me of something...
I get annoyed everytime I see a picture of Paris when she has her eyes all squinty...I mean, the woman's white, not asian; Widen those damn eyelids, unless she can't from her one-night facades in hotel rooms...
"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz |
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DRINK BEER NOW
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Same with Renee Zelwigger or however the fuck you spell it.
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Motor is only slang when used in the form of "I was motoring down the highway".
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