18th November 2003, 12:35
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Our Gift To You
Over the years, it has become tradition for nations to exchange gifts and while it's been so long since we've given anything in exchange for such "gifts" as Hugh Grant and the Spice Girls, we now have something to give.
We hope that you enjoy this as much as we have and have faith that you'll use it as only you can, so without further ado: As a token of our friendship, we the people of the United States do hereby offer this gift to the people of Great Britain. George W. Bush Enjoy. Now, if you'll excuse us, we have borders to close 
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18th November 2003, 12:37
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err... can we also have the receipt so we can get a refund on that gift, cheers
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18th November 2003, 12:50
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Maybe it'll grow on ya'!
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18th November 2003, 12:53
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i think there's a nice old lady over here that might like it, will just have to check with her....
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18th November 2003, 13:58
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Can we eat him, or use him for compost?
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18th November 2003, 14:05
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I think he'd do well as compost!!
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18th November 2003, 14:07
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18th November 2003, 14:41
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Texas style
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18th November 2003, 14:45
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18th November 2003, 15:04
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Amazon Bush Woman
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And by the way, I shredded, uh, meant "lost", yeah that's right, lost the reciept for Maddona. And it's past the 30 day "no reciept, no exchange" policy thingy. So sorry. Really, I am.
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18th November 2003, 15:07
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hmm, can we sell him on ebay?
Or can he at least do a show where he speaks his mind, and makes us laugh with all his amusing Bushisms  hmm, he's going to have a few problems over here too with the language, I mean, he says pants, we call them trousers. He calls her Camel, we call her Camila.
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18th November 2003, 15:14
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18th November 2003, 15:18
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hahaha, yus Siberia, the Tsars sent fuckers there, as did Stalin, two people can't be wrong
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18th November 2003, 15:24
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You'll be getting the same bush back next year, in the same box.
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18th November 2003, 15:24
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or just out in the garden / back yard / whatever you want to call it - that'll confuse either way and there will still be the amusing Bushisms!
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18th November 2003, 15:40
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Hey, think on the good way !!
It can be a GREAT gift if u want to try to control the world, kill inocent people errr ... i dont think its good ... well u can also try to pretend to be nice ... Oh .. sorry, he cant do that .. yeah ... do what ya want !!!!
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18th November 2003, 15:59
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I think there are a lot of people that America would be better off without, but Bush certainly isn't one of them.
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18th November 2003, 18:38
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haha, i wonder how much Al Qeuda would pay for Bush on an eBay auction
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18th November 2003, 18:41
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I don't think they would pay, they would only search for the person who started the auction and take him|her to some hidden place and torture until he|she tells where it is !
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18th November 2003, 18:57
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Even london's most liberal newspaper makes Britain's popular opinion to be a different story.
Now is the time for all good Americans to come to the aid of their Country |
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23rd November 2003, 03:49
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See if we ever send you our most prixed possesion again.
Just for that we bombard you with thousands of AOL CD's. |
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23rd November 2003, 04:02
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hey, we don't want WW2 bombed london now, do we, chev?
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23rd November 2003, 04:04
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I say shave the bush, it's gross having one.
just as feathery as ever |
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23rd November 2003, 06:04
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I don't think my George W. Bush is working properly. It's not doing and saying the stuff I want it to. Can I return it for a refund?
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23rd November 2003, 06:30
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For Bush, we're gonna have to charge for what he's actually worth. Blair can just PayPal US$0.05 to "pissedoffamericans@home.org". Or maybe we should be the ones sending money to the poor souls getting him? Heh...people are usually happy to get Bush... I'm a psychosomatic sister running around without a leash. |
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23rd November 2003, 22:47
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Let's keep him. Many's the time I'm on my way home from the pub and think, "I did to piss, now where's the nearest bush"
On the other hand we could set fire to him and see what words of wisdom a burning bush has to impart. Plus there's a couple football clubs looking to build new stadia, I'm sure he would have lots of useful hints and tips. 'In this country, it takes all the running you can do to stay in one place.'" |
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23rd November 2003, 23:03
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23rd November 2003, 23:03
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23rd November 2003, 23:32
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24th November 2003, 10:27
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could "war monger" be added in a dictionary under the word Bush?
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24th November 2003, 10:48
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Bush is not a war monger. He has not started any conflict just for the point of starting a war. |
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24th November 2003, 11:22
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Hey britain i'll trade my John Howard PM and my Eric Ripper for your Tony Blair, and then we can have a Politicianmon battle
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24th November 2003, 11:33
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 this is our pm - you can have him free of charge ( stupid harry potter cloon) Darkwave radio 24/7 -- ----------------------------------- Each Thursday a new show on Celtica Radio with Darkwave music. www.irnb.nl worldwide station on the net for all people |
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25th November 2003, 09:04
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@ bilbo, your right, he starts them for oil, oh, and the whole threat to western culture thing...
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25th November 2003, 14:32
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Bush is a moron. Just having him as our president nearly makes me put my head down in shame. I want to move back to Ireland.
 http://www.whywehatebush.com and there's also an interesting list of his achievements on hackthissite.org, under the section entitled "Radical", but I can't get the exact site here at school. N2H2 is against anything open minded and free thinking.  Procrastinators of the world unite!... Tomorrow! |
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25th November 2003, 14:55
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^ Niiiiiiiiiiiiice!
You bad Engrish people..You sent 'em back..nutz! |
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25th November 2003, 16:22
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We want Johnny Depp back from France. He's cooler than the whole fucking country (France).
Edit: Oh wow, a completely one-sided web page bashing bush with semi-thoughts concerning half of thier beefs with him. (the other half are opinions that say (more to come). Surprise. |
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25th November 2003, 16:41
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So you tell me Fickle, what HAS Bush done that's good for the US?
There are thousands of one sided pro-US websites, you see one that's Anti-Bush and you shit your pants. Get over it. http://www.thirdworldtraveler.com/Mi...rstMonths.html -- http://pearly-abraham.***********/htm...lishments.html -- http://www.abettertoday.com/BUSH'S%20ACCOMPLISHMENTS.htm -- Maybe those facts will have some effect on you. But more than likely not. You are anti-anything anti-Bush, after all.  [Edit] Quote:
Suprise. [/Edit] Procrastinators of the world unite!... Tomorrow! Last edited by Kinetik*; 25th November 2003 at 17:02. |
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26th November 2003, 03:42
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*senses starts of flame war*
remember fazer, he's entitaled to his opionons as much as you are |
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26th November 2003, 03:44
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Butterknife of Justice
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Hey, I didn't ask you to be a one-sided fucktard.
I'm not anti-everything anti-bush. Nice call. If you listened to anything I say anywhere, then you would know that I know bush is a moron, but I hate one-sided sites. I don't like bush as much as you seem to think you know I do. Bush has done more to fuck up my freedom than even Bill Clinton, even though Clinton did nothing as president. Just because you suck up anti-bush shit just because it's the latest fad, that's your own fucking problem not mine. Get off my ass cause I called you out. No. I've never been to france. But I do know people who have been there. Do You? I happen to like Depp as an actor. problem. I'll scrap any time you come calling. If not, keep your own shit in your own bag and don't call me a hypocrite again. Oh and for the final fucking time, Bush doesn't effect the economy, neither does Clinton. REAL wars effect the economy, and we haven't had a real war since WWII. Clinton did nothing as president to boost the economy. His blowjob did not effect economy, as that's the only thing he did constructive. |
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