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Get a job 5 33.33%
sign up for classes for next semester 8 53.33%
shave 8 53.33%
do the dishes 6 40.00%
clean the kitchen 4 26.67%
masturbate in the shower (if I can find my tiny, tiny little penis) 7 46.67%
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Old 1st December 2003, 13:50   #1
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HDWIGTDT: Help Decide What I'm Going To Do Today

ok, it's monday, and I definately have a case of the mondays.

no matter what here's my todo list:

clean up my room
-dishes
-beer bottles
-laundry
Play with waste a bit(under linux)

now, where the poll comes in is the extra stuff I should/shouldn't do.

if stuff goes over 50%, I'll probably do it, time permitting, maybe the top half the votes.

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And On that day, the Lords of the land said unto their Master Architect, "The temple you have made to the gods of Wasabi and Maki has brought us no great prosperity" and they sent out him into the lands.

As he traveled to a far off land, he found he wasn't traveling alone, but that he had gained companions, and when they found their new land, they started work on a new temple, one that would be OPEN to all who wanted to worship.

from The Book of Wasabi C 12 Vs 09 (pg 2003)
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Old 1st December 2003, 14:03   #2
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The time is now 10am(est). Hope you get enough votes to yield some useful results before it's tuesday

(I voted, btw...I see cleaning and further education in your future )

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Old 1st December 2003, 14:16   #3
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24 perfectly usable hours in every day.

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And On that day, the Lords of the land said unto their Master Architect, "The temple you have made to the gods of Wasabi and Maki has brought us no great prosperity" and they sent out him into the lands.

As he traveled to a far off land, he found he wasn't traveling alone, but that he had gained companions, and when they found their new land, they started work on a new temple, one that would be OPEN to all who wanted to worship.

from The Book of Wasabi C 12 Vs 09 (pg 2003)
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Old 1st December 2003, 14:28   #4
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This might be a good time to get yourself examined for prostate cancer...

I am so important I feel the need to let it be known like a liberal discovering the internets for the first time. Uh hur hur hur. I also wash myself with a rag on a stick.
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Old 1st December 2003, 15:27   #5
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Shave and get a job. The others can wait...


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Old 1st December 2003, 15:35   #6
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ok, I've showered and shaved thus far. time to do a load of laundry... We'll see whats on my list for next.

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And On that day, the Lords of the land said unto their Master Architect, "The temple you have made to the gods of Wasabi and Maki has brought us no great prosperity" and they sent out him into the lands.

As he traveled to a far off land, he found he wasn't traveling alone, but that he had gained companions, and when they found their new land, they started work on a new temple, one that would be OPEN to all who wanted to worship.

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Old 1st December 2003, 17:19   #7
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where is the masturbate in the shower option?

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where is the masturbate in the shower option?
Damn you! Steal my idea why dont you!

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Old 1st December 2003, 17:40   #9
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that's implicit.

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And On that day, the Lords of the land said unto their Master Architect, "The temple you have made to the gods of Wasabi and Maki has brought us no great prosperity" and they sent out him into the lands.

As he traveled to a far off land, he found he wasn't traveling alone, but that he had gained companions, and when they found their new land, they started work on a new temple, one that would be OPEN to all who wanted to worship.

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Old 1st December 2003, 21:08   #10
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I voted for all of them except that last one...I'm a multi-tasker myself, and everyone can do it too. As for what you do in the shower, that's your business.

Speaking of showers...if you'll excuse me, I have a date with a bar of soap.

I'm a psychosomatic sister running around without a leash.
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Old 1st December 2003, 21:14   #11
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you should masterbate everywhere, not just in the shower
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I'm going to take a moment and derail this entirely frivolous (if entertaining) thread.

ScorLibran, your avatars and bio data rock! Lexx is such a great series and no one round my way appreciates it. And Xenia Seeberg, mmmmmhh, *drool*

/derail

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you should masterbate everywhere, not just in the shower
You've been peeking through my window again, haven't you???
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you should masterbate everywhere, not just in the shower
There's some freshman at my school that supposivly got busted masterbating in his Social Studies class by the teacher...Sweat pants on, up and down, under the desk, middle of the class...

Please people, take it from this guy: Masturbate on your own private time...

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HOW DID THAT GET OUT?!
err....

Well I vote for cleaning the kitchen, who needs a job!
And the masturbation should be happening all the time, not just in the shower.
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There's some freshman at my school that supposivly got busted masterbating in his Social Studies class by the teacher...Sweat pants on, up and down, under the desk, middle of the class...

Please people, take it from this guy: Masturbate on your own private time...
that happened to a kid while we were in the computer lab at my school. nedless to say i haven't gone near that computer again. in fact, i never even went in that lab again. IN FACT, i made it out of that school and never plan to go back. (it was in 9th grade. our system has a seperate ninth grade campus) I'm in 11th grade now and still remember it

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I'm going to take a moment and derail this entirely frivolous (if entertaining) thread.

ScorLibran, your avatars and bio data rock! Lexx is such a great series and no one round my way appreciates it. And Xenia Seeberg, mmmmmhh, *drool*

/derail
Thx! I've been a fan since 1998, and I hated to see it go (but they left room for a return of the series...hmmm). I also collect Lexx memorabilia, and my most prized items are a hand-signed pic of Xenia in her undies and original scripts from four episodes, signed and annotated by Gigeroff himself. (And I've met the guy who ended up with 790's cart and one of the heads.)

Here's one of my signed pics of her...


It's a weakness of mine...talented blondes with European accents will be my downfall.

And if anyone's wondering, this is actually on topic. Just print out the picture above and tape it to the wall in your shower.

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Old 1st December 2003, 22:12   #18
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Lucky bastard!

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But I'm feeling much better now.
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