gideons

Windude · 17th January 2004, 12:44

these seemingly nice people are really an organisation bent on world domination.

They provide free bibles that are carried in every room of nearly every hotel, they give these free bible's out to school children, however i think i have cracked this non profit craze. these bibles contain microchips made up from millions upon millions of nanobots.
new research has seen how nanobots go straight to the brain. it would only take a few of these dasterdly bots to infect one person and millions could fit ina spine. I believe that gideons is in competition with the shadow govt and are in fact tracking us all.

at this time, there seems to be no cure. I will keep searching for the truth we muct protect ourselves.

Mrs_Mia_Wallace · 17th January 2004, 12:48

There are no gideon Bibles in Hotels in Switzerland and Germany and I have never heard of gideons before I was in the USA...does that mean I am safe?

Mia

fwgx · 17th January 2004, 13:07

Unfortunatly I think what Windude is refering to is the persistency of the God meme. It's a nasty fucker that just won't disapear like it should. It preys on the weak and vunerable and provides easy happy solutions to hard nasty problems.

mark · 17th January 2004, 17:07

IM INFECTED, THEY GAVE ME ONE IN SCHOOL!!!KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Vie · 17th January 2004, 17:10

I still have mine...

..I was one of the few who did not:

Bin
Destroy
Burn
Use as doorstop
drop on floor
or even eat it...

taylormemer · 17th January 2004, 17:16

Quote:

Originally posted by Nobby Nobbs
IM INFECTED, THEY GAVE ME ONE IN SCHOOL!!!KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

Sure thing. *picks up gun and kills noddy*

Windude, I just cannot stop laughing at this.

MidnightViper88 · 17th January 2004, 19:01

Uber-

smilie us3ag3!!11!1~

eleet-2k2 · 17th January 2004, 19:54

Someone's been watching too much Mission: Impossible for their own good.

DragonSon · 17th January 2004, 22:22

Windude, I hear Black Helicopters...

Mike H. · 17th January 2004, 22:30

Windude, if you're on drugs, you need to quit. If you're not, maybe you should start.

marvinbarcelona · 17th January 2004, 22:58

It all begins to make sense......now.

apollos · 17th January 2004, 23:00

I still have my bible

*runs around naked screaming* THE BUGS HAVE ME!!

17th January 2004, 12:44	#1
Windude Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: secret Posts: 288	gideons these seemingly nice people are really an organisation bent on world domination. They provide free bibles that are carried in every room of nearly every hotel, they give these free bible's out to school children, however i think i have cracked this non profit craze. these bibles contain microchips made up from millions upon millions of nanobots. new research has seen how nanobots go straight to the brain. it would only take a few of these dasterdly bots to infect one person and millions could fit ina spine. I believe that gideons is in competition with the shadow govt and are in fact tracking us all. at this time, there seems to be no cure. I will keep searching for the truth we muct protect ourselves. <<<will give head for food-stamps>>>

17th January 2004, 13:07	#3
fwgx Rudolf the Red. (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 9,315	Unfortunatly I think what Windude is refering to is the persistency of the God meme. It's a nasty fucker that just won't disapear like it should. It preys on the weak and vunerable and provides easy happy solutions to hard nasty problems. .: fwgx.co.uk.:.My art:. "We think science is interesting and if you disagree, you can fuck off."

17th January 2004, 17:10	#5
Vie Forum King Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Thoron fields and Duranium shadows. Posts: Crap mostly Posts: 7,960	I still have mine... ..I was one of the few who did not: Bin Destroy Burn Use as doorstop drop on floor or even eat it... Member most in need of SpellCheck Lifetime Achievement Award Vie's Scratching Post

17th January 2004, 19:01	#7
MidnightViper88 Made In The USA (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The 502 Posts: 9,096	Uber- smilie us3ag3!!11!1~ "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz

17th January 2004, 19:54	#8
eleet-2k2 Forum King Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Mobil Ave. Posts: 5,381	Someone's been watching too much Mission: Impossible for their own good. "Welcome to the Island of people who know too much."..."Did you really think balloons would stop him?!" See what I'm listening too.

17th January 2004, 12:48	#2
Mrs_Mia_Wallace has a crush on Bilbo (Forum Queen) Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Switzerland Posts: The starting points at a racetrack. Posts: 3,058	There are no gideon Bibles in Hotels in Switzerland and Germany and I have never heard of gideons before I was in the USA...does that mean I am safe? Mia

17th January 2004, 17:07	#4
mark Forum King Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Norn Ir'nd, leek... Posts: 6,287	IM INFECTED, THEY GAVE ME ONE IN SCHOOL!!!KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

17th January 2004, 22:22	#9
DragonSon Fears the boots Forum King Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 3,444	Windude, I hear Black Helicopters... Moderatio est figmentum No Idols, No Heroes, No Leaders.....Just Pure Inner Strength

17th January 2004, 22:30	#10
Mike H. Forum Esperantist (Major Dude) Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 1,135	Windude, if you're on drugs, you need to quit. If you're not, maybe you should start.

17th January 2004, 22:58	#11
marvinbarcelona Major Dude Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: m/cr, UK Posts: 1,143	It all begins to make sense......now. It's been said that I could start an arguement in an empty room.....I see no reason to disbelieve this.

17th January 2004, 23:00	#12
apollos Forum King Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Canterbury & Plymouth Posts: 4,176	I still have my bible runs around naked screaming THE BUGS HAVE ME!!

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