Get a hot dog thrown at you, sue for $6 million
Once again, another priceless lawsuit, filed by a guy named Michael Sudor for $6 million after he finds old footage of the band Sum 41 throwing a hot dog at him on the bonus material on one of their CDs. "Sudore claims that the on-screen insult has since negatively affected his business and has also caused significant psychological trauma."
"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors
"Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz