I saw something on TV once, where it showed someone's head blow up, and confetti went everywhere...Camera magic, but I still found it amusing...
That picture sorta reminds me of it, and because of my tiredness, it's like the funniest thing ever this whole day...
"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors
"Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz