How to know if you can trust a guy (for the girls)

Bizzeh · 1st April 2004, 12:28

ok... you need a room, with a table in the middle of it, and a tea coasy.

walk out of the room and leave the guy alone for about 30 - 60 seconds, then bust back into the room, but dont let him hear you coming.

if the tea coasy is on his head, you can trust him.
if the tea coasy has moved, it was on his head but he heard you. you can trust him.
if the tea coasy is where you left it. you cant trust him.

my gf read this in a magasine. and yes, i put the tea coasy on my head before she left the room

duet maxwell · 2nd April 2004, 01:14

um.. what is a tea coasy?

Raz · 2nd April 2004, 01:28

Stolen from billy connolly.
Or quoted.
The actual thing is followed by:
"another one is, if you can lie on the floor without holding on, you're sober"

EfaustuS9 · 2nd April 2004, 01:44

how can you know if you can trust a guy?....
The world may never know, mawhahahaha

MaDCaT75 · 2nd April 2004, 03:01

You can never trust a guy..... take my x-fiance for example.... fuckin asshole

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 2nd April 2004, 04:42

The same can be said about women... that's a two-way street. And don't forget it.

electricmime · 2nd April 2004, 06:20

so.. we cant trust guys, because madcat75s ex-fiance was an ass, and now we cant trust women either..

i just dont know who to trust anymore @_@

MaDCaT75 · 2nd April 2004, 06:21

Trust in god

ryan · 2nd April 2004, 06:53

Trust in a dogma

Raz · 2nd April 2004, 11:08

Only office supplies can be trusted

zootm · 2nd April 2004, 11:17

Quote:

Originally posted by idiot
Trust in a dogma

a bitch?

Widdykats · 2nd April 2004, 12:01

Quote:

Originally posted by duet maxwell
um.. what is a tea coasy?

It's a warmer for tea kettle! Sorta like a bathrobe
for your Tea Kettle!

It keeps the tea hot! oh, and trust is such an individual
thing!

duet maxwell · 2nd April 2004, 14:07

ah, hahah thats to cute, and they actually stick it on their heads

mark · 2nd April 2004, 14:39

I'd stick it on my head

Germ · 2nd April 2004, 15:19

You British are some weird bastards.

hgnis · 2nd April 2004, 15:20

Which one Nobby?

mark · 2nd April 2004, 15:20

Its instinct

edit:
hgnis: the one on my neck you freak. socks are for the other

Mr Jones · 2nd April 2004, 15:28

Shouldn't that be "see if you can tell if your boyfriend is an immature dickhead"

Fucking tea cosy's on head indeed, believe me fella's, she dosn't want to know what your taste in tea cosy headwear is.

What the hell are you doing sat with a pot of tea with a tea cosy on in the first place? kids today really know how to live.........

Widdykats · 2nd April 2004, 15:35

^aheheheheheehe He does me!!

fwgx · 2nd April 2004, 20:17

Tea is the finest discovery in history surpassing the wheel, fire, electricity, navigation and lesbians.

ryan · 2nd April 2004, 20:22

Quote:

Originally posted by zootm
a bitch?

defintion: [n] a religious doctrine that is proclaimed as true without proof

Bilbo Baggins · 2nd April 2004, 21:24

I dont get it.

MidnightViper88 · 3rd April 2004, 02:16

Quote:

Originally posted by Bilbo Baggins
I dont get it.

Aye-aye...

I just cant link "trust" with putting a tea kettle warmer in your head...

electricmime · 3rd April 2004, 03:14

and i always thought a kettle warmer was a stove

s1138 · 3rd April 2004, 03:19

id probably end up with that on my head.

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 3rd April 2004, 03:59

I wouldn't be in that situation in the first place...

White Raven · 3rd April 2004, 05:44

OMG MAI REALASHUNSHIP IZ DEPNDENEDNT ON THIZ TEST!!!1 IF RAZ COMES HEAR IN TEH SUMMAR AND DOESENT PUT THE TEE COSI ON HIS HEDD I AM SOOOOOOO DMUPING HIM!!!!!1

electricmime · 3rd April 2004, 06:05

Quote:

Originally posted by White Raven
OMG MAI REALASHUNSHIP IZ DEPNDENEDNT ON THIZ TEST!!!1 IF RAZ COMES HEAR IN TEH SUMMAR AND DOESENT PUT THE TEE COSI ON HIS HEDD I AM SOOOOOOO DMUPING HIM!!!!!1

i would dump him too

Jedi Gemstone · 3rd April 2004, 13:39

LOL You guys are fucking hilarious
If my boyfriend put on the tea cosy I would be wondering what he had been taking lately.
To set the record straight us british do not use the tea cosy test seriously....at least I dont anyway

You could use the same thing to see if a guy was just wanting sex, instead of a tea cosy or what ever just leave a condom out, then when you walk back
in if he has it on: he just wants sex
if its left were it is but his staring at it: his thinkin about doing the above
if its left were it is and his staring out the window: you can trust he doesnt want to have sex unless his secretly thinking about it......

You can never really know with these things

mark · 3rd April 2004, 13:43

jedi, what if the packet has been opened and taped back together again?

ryan · 3rd April 2004, 13:44

Quote:

Originally posted by White Raven
OMG MAI REALASHUNSHIP IZ DEPNDENEDNT ON THIZ TEST!!!1 IF RAZ COMES HEAR IN TEH SUMMAR AND DOESENT PUT THE TEE COSI ON HIS HEDD I AM SOOOOOOO DMUPING HIM!!!!!1

That hurt my brain to read.

Jedi Gemstone · 3rd April 2004, 13:47

@ nobby: Ummm were would the tape of come from? if you was usin the same stuff as before and just havin a condom table and sofa......

Maybe the guy had it in his pocket......
Well it if was opened then you could probably suggest he wanted to have sex, or wanted to get the girl pregnant he could of tampered with that condom ya know! So if he had tampered with it then ya can't trust him, if he hadn't then maybe he just likes the feel of rubber.....

mark · 3rd April 2004, 13:49

what if teh condom was on his head, and he was inflating it...

Jedi Gemstone · 3rd April 2004, 13:51

LOL
Be worried and scared, at what the hell his doing.
Or he could be showing an early sign of being a dick head.
How'd he be inflating it though?

mark · 3rd April 2004, 20:14

breathi n through mouth, out through nose

whiteflip · 4th April 2004, 07:44

Why the fuck would you put that on your head for? People who write these magazines are fucking geniuses because they are making fucking bank off the fucking idiots who buy these fucking magazines.

There is no test to determine whether or not you can trust a person. I prefer to go with the x-file addage and trust no one. Women piss me off as much as astrology.

toqer · 4th April 2004, 19:44

I got an easy test that makes more sense than a tea bag.

Now ask them, have you ever looked at pornography before?

MidnightViper88 · 4th April 2004, 19:47

Tea bag...

That's fun to do to people...

mark · 4th April 2004, 21:01

*shudders*

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 4th April 2004, 21:18

Quote:

Women piss me off as much as astrology.

I'd have to strongly agree with that one.

1st April 2004, 12:28	#1
Bizzeh Forum Pirate Beta Team Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 2,032	How to know if you can trust a guy (for the girls) ok... you need a room, with a table in the middle of it, and a tea coasy. walk out of the room and leave the guy alone for about 30 - 60 seconds, then bust back into the room, but dont let him hear you coming. if the tea coasy is on his head, you can trust him. if the tea coasy has moved, it was on his head but he heard you. you can trust him. if the tea coasy is where you left it. you cant trust him. my gf read this in a magasine. and yes, i put the tea coasy on my head before she left the room Wap Server For Winamp 5 :: Kill All The Humans :: Blackpool Hotels

2nd April 2004, 01:14	#2
duet maxwell Major Dudette Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Boredom Ville Posts: 1,039	um.. what is a tea coasy? <3

2nd April 2004, 06:20	#7
electricmime Major Dude Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 991	so.. we cant trust guys, because madcat75s ex-fiance was an ass, and now we cant trust women either.. i just dont know who to trust anymore @_@ There is no reset button on life... but the graphics kick ass

2nd April 2004, 14:07	#13
duet maxwell Major Dudette Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Boredom Ville Posts: 1,039	ah, hahah thats to cute, and they actually stick it on their heads <3

2nd April 2004, 15:20	#16
hgnis Hobbit Humper Forum King Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: banned camp Posts: 4,098	Which one Nobby? I am so important I feel the need to let it be known like a liberal discovering the internets for the first time. Uh hur hur hur. I also wash myself with a rag on a stick. Reality bites <3

2nd April 2004, 01:28	#3
Raz Forum King Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Manchester Posts: 6,470	Stolen from billy connolly. Or quoted. The actual thing is followed by: "another one is, if you can lie on the floor without holding on, you're sober"

2nd April 2004, 01:44	#4
EfaustuS9 Major Dude Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: MA, USA Posts: 1,892	how can you know if you can trust a guy?.... The world may never know, mawhahahaha

2nd April 2004, 03:01	#5
MaDCaT75 Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 288	You can never trust a guy..... take my x-fiance for example.... fuckin asshole

2nd April 2004, 04:42	#6
sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,767	The same can be said about women... that's a two-way street. And don't forget it.

2nd April 2004, 06:21	#8
MaDCaT75 Banned Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 288	Trust in god

2nd April 2004, 06:53	#9
ryan not fucked, not quite. (Forum King) Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Tn Posts: 8,755	Trust in a dogma

2nd April 2004, 11:08	#10
Raz Forum King Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Manchester Posts: 6,470	Only office supplies can be trusted

2nd April 2004, 14:39	#14
mark Forum King Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Norn Ir'nd, leek... Posts: 6,287	I'd stick it on my head

2nd April 2004, 15:19	#15
Germ rules all things Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 3,148	You British are some weird bastards.

2nd April 2004, 15:28	#18
Mr Jones Nothing to say... Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: UK Posts: 23,020	Shouldn't that be "see if you can tell if your boyfriend is an immature dickhead" Fucking tea cosy's on head indeed, believe me fella's, she dosn't want to know what your taste in tea cosy headwear is. What the hell are you doing sat with a pot of tea with a tea cosy on in the first place? kids today really know how to live.........

2nd April 2004, 15:35	#19
Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,583	^aheheheheheehe He does me!!

2nd April 2004, 20:17	#20
fwgx Rudolf the Red. (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 9,315	Tea is the finest discovery in history surpassing the wheel, fire, electricity, navigation and lesbians. .: fwgx.co.uk.:.My art:. "We think science is interesting and if you disagree, you can fuck off."

2nd April 2004, 21:24	#22
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,231	I dont get it.

3rd April 2004, 03:14	#24
electricmime Major Dude Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 991	and i always thought a kettle warmer was a stove There is no reset button on life... but the graphics kick ass

3rd April 2004, 03:19	#25
s1138 Alumni? Join Date: May 2000 Location: joja Posts: 6,932	id probably end up with that on my head.

3rd April 2004, 03:59	#26
sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,767	I wouldn't be in that situation in the first place...

3rd April 2004, 05:44	#27
White Raven Little Winged One Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Canada, now UK Posts: 4,152	OMG MAI REALASHUNSHIP IZ DEPNDENEDNT ON THIZ TEST!!!1 IF RAZ COMES HEAR IN TEH SUMMAR AND DOESENT PUT THE TEE COSI ON HIS HEDD I AM SOOOOOOO DMUPING HIM!!!!!1 just as feathery as ever

3rd April 2004, 13:39	#29
Jedi Gemstone Major Dudette Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Wales Posts: 1,513	LOL You guys are fucking hilarious If my boyfriend put on the tea cosy I would be wondering what he had been taking lately. To set the record straight us british do not use the tea cosy test seriously....at least I dont anyway You could use the same thing to see if a guy was just wanting sex, instead of a tea cosy or what ever just leave a condom out, then when you walk back in if he has it on: he just wants sex if its left were it is but his staring at it: his thinkin about doing the above if its left were it is and his staring out the window: you can trust he doesnt want to have sex unless his secretly thinking about it...... You can never really know with these things My Website Deviantartness Yay This signature was brought to you by the colour Red and the number 14 I'm A Purple Ghetto, So Follow Me To Sanity!! Runs Off I Have No Idea Where I'm Going......

3rd April 2004, 13:43	#30
mark Forum King Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Norn Ir'nd, leek... Posts: 6,287	jedi, what if the packet has been opened and taped back together again?

3rd April 2004, 13:47	#32
Jedi Gemstone Major Dudette Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Wales Posts: 1,513	@ nobby: Ummm were would the tape of come from? if you was usin the same stuff as before and just havin a condom table and sofa...... Maybe the guy had it in his pocket...... Well it if was opened then you could probably suggest he wanted to have sex, or wanted to get the girl pregnant he could of tampered with that condom ya know! So if he had tampered with it then ya can't trust him, if he hadn't then maybe he just likes the feel of rubber..... My Website Deviantartness Yay This signature was brought to you by the colour Red and the number 14 I'm A Purple Ghetto, So Follow Me To Sanity!! Runs Off I Have No Idea Where I'm Going......

3rd April 2004, 13:49	#33
mark Forum King Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Norn Ir'nd, leek... Posts: 6,287	what if teh condom was on his head, and he was inflating it...

3rd April 2004, 13:51	#34
Jedi Gemstone Major Dudette Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Wales Posts: 1,513	LOL Be worried and scared, at what the hell his doing. Or he could be showing an early sign of being a dick head. How'd he be inflating it though? My Website Deviantartness Yay This signature was brought to you by the colour Red and the number 14 I'm A Purple Ghetto, So Follow Me To Sanity!! Runs Off I Have No Idea Where I'm Going......

3rd April 2004, 20:14	#35
mark Forum King Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Norn Ir'nd, leek... Posts: 6,287	breathi n through mouth, out through nose

4th April 2004, 07:44	#36
whiteflip Post Master General (Forum King) Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Seattle, Now Las Vegas Posts: 6,032	Why the fuck would you put that on your head for? People who write these magazines are fucking geniuses because they are making fucking bank off the fucking idiots who buy these fucking magazines. There is no test to determine whether or not you can trust a person. I prefer to go with the x-file addage and trust no one. Women piss me off as much as astrology. I'm Back?

4th April 2004, 19:44	#37
toqer Winamp's Little Stalker (Member) Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under a bridge Posts: 788	I got an easy test that makes more sense than a tea bag. Now ask them, have you ever looked at pornography before?

4th April 2004, 19:47	#38
MidnightViper88 Made In The USA (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The 502 Posts: 9,096	Tea bag... That's fun to do to people... "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz

4th April 2004, 21:01	#39
mark Forum King Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Norn Ir'nd, leek... Posts: 6,287	shudders

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