Happy Birthday to CraigF

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Yes, it's his birthday.
But I thought I'd start this thread off with a poem to show just how much I care. I hope that it resonates in your mind eternally.

Dearest Craig,
You're so neat
You're so cool
I would let you swim in my pool
It's inflatable
It's not debatable
I would let you swim in my pool.
You're no fool
You totally rule
That's why
I would let you swim in my pool.

THE END.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY GOOBER