21st April 2004, 00:32
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Made In The USA
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"Honey, I have a bomb in my pants"
"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz |
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21st April 2004, 00:35
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Major Dude
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: in front of my pc
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OUCH! 11 on the WTF scale...
Oh god my member hurts just thinking about it. |
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21st April 2004, 00:46
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Hobbit Humper
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Ditto.
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21st April 2004, 00:52
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Followed by Gnomes
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Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: West Virginia Googolplex: 10^10¹°° FB:/SSJ4.DominusDeus DeviantArt: DominusDeus Xbox: DominusDeus
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Jesus Christ / 10
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21st April 2004, 00:54
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Capitalist Alumni
Join Date: May 2000
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Like all sexual things, now the phenomenon needs a catchy name.
I propose calling it the "Jerry Bruckheimer" Now is the time for all good Americans to come to the aid of their Country |
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21st April 2004, 01:13
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Major Dude
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Hardcore Heaven
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WTF?
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21st April 2004, 01:31
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Rudolf the Red.
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Man she musta been so tight, you know, like 5 or something!
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21st April 2004, 01:44
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Followed by Gnomes
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Join Date: Dec 2000
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"And this.. is my BOOM DICK!"
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21st April 2004, 01:44
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Major Dude
Join Date: Apr 2002
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Quote:
 Where did you get that idea from? |
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21st April 2004, 02:10
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Rudolf the Red.
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My little book of how to be a peadophile.
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21st April 2004, 02:10
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Major Dude
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: away from my baby
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10³ in "WTF" scale !!!
Man, I think the woman that should have thought that she was on "those days" 
I Love You Ana Luiza MSN 
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21st April 2004, 03:40
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aka bRiAnFuRY
Fuck it dude... let's go bowling. (Major dud) Join Date: Feb 2004
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It's the worst possible thing that could ever happen...
Alex Jones: Do you want the puppet on the right or the puppet on the left? What a bunch of garbage; liberal democrat, conservative, republican. It's all there to control you! Two sides of the same coin. Two management teams bidding for control, the CEO job of Slavery, Incorporated! The truth is out there in front of you, but they lay out this buffet of lies. I'm sick of it, and I'm not going to take a bite out of it, do you got me? |
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21st April 2004, 03:46
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I contribute nothing.
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Balls could have blown up too... I came for the hatred. I stayed for the ballbag. |
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21st April 2004, 05:08
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Amazon Bush Woman
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Ouch
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21st April 2004, 05:26
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Account Closed
Join Date: Apr 2001
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the man's face... a smily cartoon...
 hey baby, want to kill all humans? yes, i am going to get some action. up down up down ahhhh!  it burns... ahhh the next day in the hospital, while friends visit him.... hey guys, i got laid. cool, huh?
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21st April 2004, 06:46
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Confused
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
 Nobby:I have ADD.... Germ:No shit, Nobby? Nobody would have ever guessed. |
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21st April 2004, 08:11
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Major Dude
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: the other side..
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OMG!! I'll never have sex anymore.. Ever.
I'll probably forget this as soon as I get home
The requested SIG could not be retrieved |
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21st April 2004, 09:01
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Foorum King
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: bar2000
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See kids, this happens if you don't masturbate enough.
It builds up pressure until... Fuck this place. |
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21st April 2004, 09:01
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Forum Queen
Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Texarkana, Texas/Arkansas
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lmfao. exploding penis. hahahahahaha
yeah, i'm back. |
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21st April 2004, 15:45
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Forum King
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21st April 2004, 17:52
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Where am I?
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Yorkshire, UK
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That's gotta hurt so much
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. -- Homer Simpson |
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21st April 2004, 23:09
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Talk about an explosive orgasm...
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22nd April 2004, 00:41
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Major Dude
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: West London
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Dear God! I didn't know that was possible. OOOWWWW!!
'In this country, it takes all the running you can do to stay in one place.'" |
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