PB&J sandwhich = patent infringement

xzxzzx · 5th June 2004, 01:34

That's right, someone has invented the "sealed crustless sandwich"... commonly known as the "peanut butter and jelly sandwhich.

See for yourself...

morgado · 5th June 2004, 01:36

Well, that's strange, but not if you know that Microsoft has now pattented(sp) the "double-click" action to access anything on the PC.

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 5th June 2004, 03:39

Not surprising... either of them.

Bazman63 · 5th June 2004, 04:07

Dear God! The PB&J. Is there nothing sacred?

I reccommend, slice of toast, smear with Hellmans Mayonaise, smear, again with PB. Repeat process with 2nd piece of toast, Apply jam to one piece and slap togther, cut diagonally, and sit back, relax and enjoy.

MidnightViper88 · 5th June 2004, 06:27

PB&J?

Children...Advance from your aged and futile sandwiches...

Cognition · 5th June 2004, 08:17

I always think of Jelly, like gelatin, instead of what we call Jam.

SSJ4 Gogitta · 5th June 2004, 08:37

In the US:

Jelly: a semitransparent easily melted food preparation having a soft somewhat elastic consistency due to the presence of gelatin, pectin, or a similar substance

Jam: a product made by boiling fruit and sugar to a thick consistency without preserving the shape of the fruit

Preserves: fruit cooked whole or in large pieces with sugar so as to keep its shape

Jell-O: used for gelatin dessert often given the flavor and color of any of various fruits

Also, Jell-O and Jelly in the US are NOT the same things.

Omega X · 5th June 2004, 08:54

Quote:

Originally posted by SSJ4 Gogitta
In the US:

Jelly: a semitransparent easily melted food preparation having a soft somewhat elastic consistency due to the presence of gelatin, pectin, or a similar substance

Jam: a product made by boiling fruit and sugar to a thick consistency without preserving the shape of the fruit

Preserves: fruit cooked whole or in large pieces with sugar so as to keep its shape

Jell-O: used for gelatin dessert often given the flavor and color of any of various fruits

Also, Jell-O and Jelly in the US are NOT the same things.

When do you NOT set the record straight?!

Also, This Patent thing is a new fad for most. After the thing with Eolas got them a big reward, EVERYONE has been trying to patent EVERYTHING.

Just like Apple and their many simple patents in OSX and the iPod interface....

SSJ4 Gogitta · 5th June 2004, 08:57

Quote:

Originally posted by Omega X
When do you NOT set the record straight?!

Also, This Patent thing is a new fad for most. After the thing with Eolas got them a big reward, EVERYONE has been trying to patent EVERYTHING.

Just like Apple and their many simple patents in OSX and the iPod interface....

When the record is already straight, or when I don't give a rats ass about setting it straight.

xzxzzx · 5th June 2004, 15:23

Quote:

Originally posted by morgado
Well, that's strange, but not if you know that Microsoft has now pattented(sp) the "double-click" action to access anything on the PC.

Actually, they patented "double-clicking" on handheld devices to perform a specific action, vs holding the button down to perform another action. The patent really isn't that broad.

k_rock923 · 5th June 2004, 15:35

i'm pretty sure i've had those before. are they the tings you put in the freezer then you have to let thaw for 45 minutes? they're good.

Cleanup · 5th June 2004, 18:17

They make those all over the world.

Making a PBJ sandwich at home, as long as the bread has crust, and you don't crimp the edges - you're fine.

ElChevelle · 5th June 2004, 18:21

Crust is great unless you having an underwear sammich

Cleanup · 5th June 2004, 18:22

Extra chunky peanut butter.

ujay · 5th June 2004, 18:29

Back in a minute, just off to patent the marmite soldier.

UJ

ElChevelle · 5th June 2004, 18:32

Quote:

Originally posted by Cleanup
Extra chunky peanut butter.

Extra chunky inbutt butter.

mark · 5th June 2004, 18:36

I seem to be the only one who ACTUALLY READ IT.

theyre copyrighting a PB&J sandwich with the edges somehow crimped so theyre sealed. Not PB&J sammiches in general.

and sega copyrighted the user-movable camera for videogames, so you can see how much MS's doubleclick patent means.

Cleanup · 5th June 2004, 18:40

Quote:

Originally posted by Nobby Nobbs
I seem to be the only one who ACTUALLY READ IT.

theyre copyrighting a PB&J sandwich with the edges somehow crimped so theyre sealed. Not PB&J sammiches in general.

and sega copyrighted the user-movable camera for videogames, so you can see how much MS's doubleclick patent means.

Quote:

Originally posted by Cleanup
Making a PBJ sandwich at home, as long as the bread has crust, and you don't crimp the edges - you're fine.

No. You're not the only one.

k_rock923 · 5th June 2004, 19:16

i read it too. i've seen them made by smuckers

ElChevelle · 5th June 2004, 19:21

Crimping the edges?
Crustless?
WTF is wrong with society today?

Take a piece of bread, slap some PB on it, slap some jelly on that, put another piece of bread on it and eat the fucker.
Picky bastards

mark · 5th June 2004, 19:21

Quote:

Originally posted by Cleanup
No. You're not the only one.

Hey, you cant expect me to read the link AND the thread can you?

Bazman63 · 5th June 2004, 21:14

I'll be infinging that copyright at every given opportunity.

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 5th June 2004, 22:40

* sgtfuzzbubble99 goes to make four dozen PBJ sammiches with crimped crusts

Let's see those bastards make me pay some fucking royalties.

xzxzzx · 6th June 2004, 15:28

Quote:

Originally posted by Nobby Nobbs
I seem to be the only one who ACTUALLY READ IT.

You ACTUALLY READ IT!? Do you even pretend to have a life? :P

zootm · 6th June 2004, 16:27

Peanut butter makes me nauseous.

ujay · 6th June 2004, 17:11

Was introduced to the Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich many years ago, now a firm favourite.

One of America's greatest cultural achievements

Add a layer of whipped cream or Greek yoghurt for the Deluxe version.

UJ

Widdykats · 6th June 2004, 17:43

Quote:

Originally posted by ujay
Was introduced to the Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich many years ago, now a firm favourite.

One of America's greatest cultural achievements

Add a layer of whipped cream or Greek yoghurt for the Deluxe version.

UJ

I love whipped cream. No, really really love it!
But on a pbandj sandwich.....

Thought about it

ujay · 6th June 2004, 17:50

Always the Lady

UJ

Widdykats · 6th June 2004, 17:58

Quote:

Originally posted by ujay
Always the Lady

UJ

What the fuck does that mean??? Huh?
*sniff*>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
I"m back!
I am too either! Nyaaahhhh

CaboWaboAddict · 6th June 2004, 18:55

Quote:

Originally posted by Widdykats
Thought about it

It actually looks like the puke is coming out his nose! KEWL!

\edit: OK I give up! How do you make the smiley appear???

\edit: got it!

ElChevelle · 6th June 2004, 19:06

Cleanup · 6th June 2004, 20:40

Actually, it's coming out of his tear glands. Happens to me sometimes, too.

*ooze*

I cry relish.

MidnightViper88 · 6th June 2004, 21:05

First of all, I'm gay. I cry out of my arm and I love to eat fire.

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 7th June 2004, 00:24

Quote:

Add a layer of whipped cream or Greek yoghurt for the Deluxe version.

I believe that would be a thick layer of butter instead...

CaboWaboAddict · 7th June 2004, 01:06

I wonder if anyone at the patent office has seen one of those sandwich irons that you hold over a campfire? We used to make PBJs that were sealed all the time.

5th June 2004, 01:34	#1
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5th June 2004, 01:36	#2
morgado Major Dude Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: away from my baby Posts: 1,097	Well, that's strange, but not if you know that Microsoft has now pattented(sp) the "double-click" action to access anything on the PC. I Love You Ana Luiza MSN

5th June 2004, 04:07	#4
Bazman63 Major Dude Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: West London Posts: 868	Dear God! The PB&J. Is there nothing sacred? I reccommend, slice of toast, smear with Hellmans Mayonaise, smear, again with PB. Repeat process with 2nd piece of toast, Apply jam to one piece and slap togther, cut diagonally, and sit back, relax and enjoy. 'In this country, it takes all the running you can do to stay in one place.'"

5th June 2004, 06:27	#5
MidnightViper88 Made In The USA (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The 502 Posts: 9,096	PB&J? Children...Advance from your aged and futile sandwiches... "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz

5th June 2004, 15:35	#11
k_rock923 \m/ (Forum King) Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: /bin/bash Posts: 7,786	i'm pretty sure i've had those before. are they the tings you put in the freezer then you have to let thaw for 45 minutes? they're good. Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway.

5th June 2004, 03:39	#3
sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,767	Not surprising... either of them.

5th June 2004, 08:17	#6
Cognition Some Random Guy (Major Dude) Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: NZ Posts: 1,241	I always think of Jelly, like gelatin, instead of what we call Jam.

5th June 2004, 08:37	#7
SSJ4 Gogitta Followed by Gnomes (Forum King) Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: West Virginia Googolplex: 10^10¹°° FB:/SSJ4.DominusDeus DeviantArt: DominusDeus Xbox: DominusDeus Posts: 7,011	In the US: Jelly: a semitransparent easily melted food preparation having a soft somewhat elastic consistency due to the presence of gelatin, pectin, or a similar substance Jam: a product made by boiling fruit and sugar to a thick consistency without preserving the shape of the fruit Preserves: fruit cooked whole or in large pieces with sugar so as to keep its shape Jell-O: used for gelatin dessert often given the flavor and color of any of various fruits Also, Jell-O and Jelly in the US are NOT the same things.

5th June 2004, 18:17	#12
Cleanup The WWYD Jerk (Forum King) Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Shanghai Posts: 2,385	They make those all over the world. Making a PBJ sandwich at home, as long as the bread has crust, and you don't crimp the edges - you're fine. cleanup.myspace \ cleanup.devart \ cleanup.lastfm the what do you do? game thread! play for fun, posts don't count toward your postcount.

5th June 2004, 18:21	#13
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,431	Crust is great unless you having an underwear sammich

5th June 2004, 18:22	#14
Cleanup The WWYD Jerk (Forum King) Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Shanghai Posts: 2,385	Extra chunky peanut butter. cleanup.myspace \ cleanup.devart \ cleanup.lastfm the what do you do? game thread! play for fun, posts don't count toward your postcount.

5th June 2004, 18:29	#15
ujay Forum King Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: London Posts: 5,987	Back in a minute, just off to patent the marmite soldier. UJ

5th June 2004, 18:36	#17
mark Forum King Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Norn Ir'nd, leek... Posts: 6,287	I seem to be the only one who ACTUALLY READ IT. theyre copyrighting a PB&J sandwich with the edges somehow crimped so theyre sealed. Not PB&J sammiches in general. and sega copyrighted the user-movable camera for videogames, so you can see how much MS's doubleclick patent means.

5th June 2004, 19:16	#19
k_rock923 \m/ (Forum King) Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: /bin/bash Posts: 7,786	i read it too. i've seen them made by smuckers Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway.

5th June 2004, 19:21	#20
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,431	Crimping the edges? Crustless? WTF is wrong with society today? Take a piece of bread, slap some PB on it, slap some jelly on that, put another piece of bread on it and eat the fucker. Picky bastards

5th June 2004, 21:14	#22
Bazman63 Major Dude Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: West London Posts: 868	I'll be infinging that copyright at every given opportunity. 'In this country, it takes all the running you can do to stay in one place.'"

5th June 2004, 22:40	#23
sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,767	* sgtfuzzbubble99 goes to make four dozen PBJ sammiches with crimped crusts Let's see those bastards make me pay some fucking royalties.

6th June 2004, 16:27	#25
zootm Forum King Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: the nether reaches of bonnie scotland Posts: 13,378	Peanut butter makes me nauseous.

6th June 2004, 17:11	#26
ujay Forum King Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: London Posts: 5,987	Was introduced to the Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwich many years ago, now a firm favourite. One of America's greatest cultural achievements Add a layer of whipped cream or Greek yoghurt for the Deluxe version. UJ

6th June 2004, 17:50	#28
ujay Forum King Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: London Posts: 5,987	Always the Lady UJ

6th June 2004, 19:06	#31
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,431

6th June 2004, 20:40	#32
Cleanup The WWYD Jerk (Forum King) Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Shanghai Posts: 2,385	Actually, it's coming out of his tear glands. Happens to me sometimes, too. ooze I cry relish. cleanup.myspace \ cleanup.devart \ cleanup.lastfm the what do you do? game thread! play for fun, posts don't count toward your postcount.

6th June 2004, 21:05	#33
MidnightViper88 Made In The USA (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The 502 Posts: 9,096	First of all, I'm gay. I cry out of my arm and I love to eat fire. "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz

7th June 2004, 01:06	#35
CaboWaboAddict Forum Sot (Major Dude) Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Marietta, Ga. U.S.A. Posts: 3,915	I wonder if anyone at the patent office has seen one of those sandwich irons that you hold over a campfire? We used to make PBJs that were sealed all the time. Idiot's Advocate My site (under construction)

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