Dear God! The PB&J. Is there nothing sacred?
I reccommend, slice of toast, smear with Hellmans Mayonaise, smear, again with PB. Repeat process with 2nd piece of toast, Apply jam to one piece and slap togther, cut diagonally, and sit back, relax and enjoy.
'In this country, it takes all the running you can do to stay in one place.'"