16th June 2004, 21:44
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Made In The USA
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Happy birthday to...me!
Well, nobody may really care, but my birthday's actually June 17 (Be hitting the sweet 16), so I'm a day early here...Just posting it now, since I'll probably be out doing stuff tomorrow (Unless I dread the thought of turning another year closer to death and I coop up inside
 )...Probably get my permit too so I can finally legally drive, now that I'm "that" age...Don't worry Kentuckian drivers: I am a responsible person and I do know how to drive, but anyone passing/driving through/in the Louisville area may want to give me a buffer zone, just in case my beginner's nerves give up!  Oh, god, this is gonna be ugly... 
"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz |
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16th June 2004, 21:49
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Major Dude
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: away from my baby
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Happy B-Day dude !! I'm like 6 months older than you .. I was 16 by december ... Too bad here we can only drive with 18 ..
I Love You Ana Luiza MSN 
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16th June 2004, 21:55
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Wind Chime of the Apocalypse
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I broke my toenail off playing football the other week. Still hurts.
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16th June 2004, 22:01
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Resident Floydian
Join Date: Aug 2003
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Happy Birthday, MV!
Got the Viper you want picked out yet?
I'm a psychosomatic sister running around without a leash. |
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16th June 2004, 22:49
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The Forum Slut
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY
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 vrmmmmmmmmm!Happy Birthday!
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16th June 2004, 23:33
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(Major Dude)
isn't very custom 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Pennsylvania, USA
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Happy Birthday.
Here is the Winamp Forums Birthday Band. 
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17th June 2004, 01:53
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Forum King
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Colorado
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Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday to you You look like a monkey and you smell like one too. 
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17th June 2004, 03:30
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Amazon Bush Woman
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Join Date: May 2003
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SPANK!!!
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17th June 2004, 12:44
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Forum King
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Mobil Ave.
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Have a great birthday man!
Now go get drunk and/or laid! 
"Welcome to the Island of people who know too much."..."Did you really think balloons would stop him?!" See what I'm listening too. |
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17th June 2004, 13:03
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Where am I?
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Join Date: Feb 2004
Location: Yorkshire, UK
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Happy Birthday
Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try. -- Homer Simpson |
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17th June 2004, 13:19
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Forum King
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: Thoron fields and Duranium shadows. Posts: Crap mostly
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Happy "Year pluss 9 months further from conseption" day! Member most in need of SpellCheck Lifetime Achievement Award I'm a Twitch Streamer these days, it's weird. |
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17th June 2004, 13:32
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The Forum Slut
Join Date: Jun 2002
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This ok??
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17th June 2004, 16:28
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not fucked, not quite.
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Happy Birthday
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17th June 2004, 18:08
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Forum King
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: South Central Pennsylvania USA
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Rock-on MidnightViper!
Happy Birthday Man
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17th June 2004, 18:39
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Forum King
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Norn Ir'nd, leek...
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what they all said.
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17th June 2004, 19:12
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Moderator Alumni
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I just got my permit today. CDL anyways Happy "16 years and 9 months since your mom got fucked hard" Day!
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17th June 2004, 19:43
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Major Dude
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: West London
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Brmmm Brmmm. To you.
'In this country, it takes all the running you can do to stay in one place.'" |
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17th June 2004, 23:04
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* sgtfuzzbubble99 gives MidnightViper88 a coupon for a free tire rotation and balancing
Happy birthday. |
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18th June 2004, 01:22
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Made In The USA
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Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: The 502
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w00t! Passed and got my driver's permit, but it doesn't seem like a big deal...The questions were basic common sense, and I actually felt like it was a joke...
 Oh well... Quote:
 I call it "Side Swipe"...
"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz |
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18th June 2004, 23:27
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