fun thingsto do at wal mart

randyj · 27th June 2004, 20:22

I found this list: just for laughs--need a smile a day i think. Have more, but will wait to see if you all like it.

Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.
Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially in thin, narrow aisles.Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10". Play with the automatic doors. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this crap, anyway?" Repeat in the jewelry department. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive."
Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow! Magic!" Put M&M's on layaway. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 27th June 2004, 20:40

And why's this in the Bitchlist?

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godoncrack · 27th June 2004, 20:42

That would not work here as the local wal-mart security is provided by off-duty law enforcement or reserve military personel who have no problems with raping you right through your pants.

ryan · 27th June 2004, 21:28

I could have sworn this thread title read "Old jokes that aren't funny anymore"

ctn|chrisw · 27th June 2004, 21:32

AOL CHAIN MAIL *holds up cross*

deeder7001 · 27th June 2004, 21:33

i've seen this before. it's still somewhat funny though. i bought a bike from wal mart yesterday.

Raz · 27th June 2004, 22:09

I hate to be the 'OLD!!!111' guy but dear god man, where have you been?

k_rock923 · 27th June 2004, 23:31

Oh brother. Don't you think that you might get thrown out of the store?

aFfLiCtEd · 27th June 2004, 23:56

Dumb.

Omega X · 28th June 2004, 10:01

Quote:

Originally posted by deeder7001
i've seen this before. it's still somewhat funny though. i bought a bike from wal mart yesterday.

Yes, you're right. I was actually paying attention at the time. This topic was done........can't remember when though.

Why not do a "Things that scare the crap out of the workers at Target" thread. I swear those are the scariest people to ever work in a department store...

dlinkwit27 · 28th June 2004, 14:44

he didn't even bother to make the things a list. just one big paragraph.

deeder7001 · 28th June 2004, 16:46

Quote:

Originally posted by dlinkwit27
he didn't even bother to make the things a list. just one big paragraph.

correction: 2 big paragraphs

Bazman63 · 28th June 2004, 18:26

I've shot at people for less.

Bilbo Baggins · 28th June 2004, 20:28

I work at a supermarket, and you are exactly the sort of person who comes into the shops and causes those of us who work their inordinate amounts of stress and worry and misery at times because of your actions.

I hope that next time you go into a store and start doing that sort of crap, you dont tip someone over the edge...

xzxzzx · 28th June 2004, 20:50

Quote:

Originally posted by idiot
I could have sworn this thread title read "Old jokes that aren't funny anymore"

But... but...

Quote:

Originally posted by godoncrack
That would not work here as the local wal-mart security is provided by off-duty law enforcement or reserve military personel who have no problems with raping you right through your pants.

That's fucking funny!

ryan · 28th June 2004, 21:23

Agreed

MidnightViper88 · 29th June 2004, 01:30

Know what's funner than doing this stuff at Walmart?

Not going to Walmart at all!

k_rock923 · 29th June 2004, 01:31

Ya know, i actually like wal mart for stuff like blank cds or something. They're cheap.

MidnightViper88 · 29th June 2004, 01:38

I don't think I've really bought anything from Walmart...

Except for an Audioslave CD, a Viper GT2 1:18 Maisto model car, and some magazines...

OK, so my mom goes there to get groceries with my grandmom...Not me, I just tag along...

deeder7001 · 29th June 2004, 01:42

my parents go to the super walmart place to get groceries and stuff like blank CDs and clock radios.

Dark Ninja · 29th June 2004, 17:35

what would be funnier is to wait at the end of an isle and wait for someone to coome along with they`re trolley an when they get allmost to where you are take one step forward and and let out a scared noise,,

sometimes it makes em jump and it`s pretty funny

27th June 2004, 20:22	#1
randyj Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2004 Posts: 12	fun thingsto do at wal mart I found this list: just for laughs--need a smile a day i think. Have more, but will wait to see if you all like it. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day.Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit. When there are people behind you, walk REALLY SLOW, especially in thin, narrow aisles.Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a Code 3 in Housewares," and see what happens. Tune all the radios to a polka station; then turn them all off and turn the volumes to "10". Play with the automatic doors. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this crap, anyway?" Repeat in the jewelry department. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you're taking it for a "test drive." Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department. Play soccer with a group of friends, using the entire store as your playing field. As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow! Magic!" Put M&M's on layaway. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.

27th June 2004, 20:42	#3
godoncrack Forum King Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: http://www.mossad.gov.il Posts: 2,135	That would not work here as the local wal-mart security is provided by off-duty law enforcement or reserve military personel who have no problems with raping you right through your pants. sin is human

27th June 2004, 21:33	#6
deeder7001 Jesus Freak (Forum King) Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 5,455	i've seen this before. it's still somewhat funny though. i bought a bike from wal mart yesterday. There is no sig.

27th June 2004, 23:31	#8
k_rock923 \m/ (Forum King) Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: /bin/bash Posts: 7,786	Oh brother. Don't you think that you might get thrown out of the store? Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway.

28th June 2004, 14:44	#11
dlinkwit27 has no CT (Forum King) Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 13,232	he didn't even bother to make the things a list. just one big paragraph. ::Deviant Me::Last.fm::WhatPulse Stats::Folding @ Home

27th June 2004, 20:40	#2
sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,767	And why's this in the Bitchlist? [edit] Moved. [/edit]

27th June 2004, 21:28	#4
ryan not fucked, not quite. (Forum King) Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Tn Posts: 8,755	I could have sworn this thread title read "Old jokes that aren't funny anymore"

27th June 2004, 21:32	#5
ctn\|chrisw Forum King Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Hell Posts: 3,309	AOL CHAIN MAIL holds up cross

27th June 2004, 22:09	#7
Raz Forum King Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Manchester Posts: 6,470	I hate to be the 'OLD!!!111' guy but dear god man, where have you been?

27th June 2004, 23:56	#9
aFfLiCtEd Major Dude Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Over Here Posts: 871	Dumb.

28th June 2004, 18:26	#13
Bazman63 Major Dude Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: West London Posts: 868	I've shot at people for less. 'In this country, it takes all the running you can do to stay in one place.'"

28th June 2004, 20:28	#14
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,231	I work at a supermarket, and you are exactly the sort of person who comes into the shops and causes those of us who work their inordinate amounts of stress and worry and misery at times because of your actions. I hope that next time you go into a store and start doing that sort of crap, you dont tip someone over the edge...

28th June 2004, 21:23	#16
ryan not fucked, not quite. (Forum King) Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Tn Posts: 8,755	Agreed

29th June 2004, 01:30	#17
MidnightViper88 Made In The USA (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The 502 Posts: 9,096	Know what's funner than doing this stuff at Walmart? Not going to Walmart at all! "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz

29th June 2004, 01:31	#18
k_rock923 \m/ (Forum King) Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: /bin/bash Posts: 7,786	Ya know, i actually like wal mart for stuff like blank cds or something. They're cheap. Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway.

29th June 2004, 01:38	#19
MidnightViper88 Made In The USA (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The 502 Posts: 9,096	I don't think I've really bought anything from Walmart... Except for an Audioslave CD, a Viper GT2 1:18 Maisto model car, and some magazines... OK, so my mom goes there to get groceries with my grandmom...Not me, I just tag along... "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz

29th June 2004, 01:42	#20
deeder7001 Jesus Freak (Forum King) Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 5,455	my parents go to the super walmart place to get groceries and stuff like blank CDs and clock radios. There is no sig.

29th June 2004, 17:35	#21
Dark Ninja Major Dude Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: UK Posts: 575	what would be funnier is to wait at the end of an isle and wait for someone to coome along with they`re trolley an when they get allmost to where you are take one step forward and and let out a scared noise,, sometimes it makes em jump and it`s pretty funny mood ate it: sigre moved

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