If you were president of earth...

Raz · 7th July 2004, 20:06

What would you do?

MidnightViper88 · 7th July 2004, 20:17

APOCOLYPSE NOW!!! NUKE TEH EARTH!!!

White Raven · 7th July 2004, 20:17

Kill off the opposition... Go on a few vacations... Deal with the world's problems... Solve world hunger (it's not as hard as everyone thinks it is, I have a solution, but I'm not telling anyone, bahaha. You shall not steal mine ideeuhz.)

Kill off the rising opposition again, get laid multiple times, draw a few pictures and get someone to send me the fucking TWAIN drivers for my Canoscan 3000 F.
I CAN'T FIND THAT DISC, FUCK IT ALL.

Draw a few pictures, and have fun poking the other former presidents.

mark · 7th July 2004, 20:27

i'd make a monthly madatory 1 cent/penny/smallest monetary unit of every other country per head tax. straight to me.

I'd let the country presidents handle everything else.

mark · 7th July 2004, 20:31

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CaboWaboAddict · 7th July 2004, 21:16

Piss on it. It wouldn't be worth the aggrivation.

squakMix · 7th July 2004, 21:18

Quote:

What would you do?

Colonize Mars

deeder7001 · 7th July 2004, 21:41

i would order some pizza and take a nap

Bilbo Baggins · 7th July 2004, 21:47

Kill off all non whites.

CaptainNuss · 7th July 2004, 21:56

Try to follow President Palmer's example of being an honest man with principles. Hm... not funny enough, eh? How about taking an electric eel hostage, fleeing into deep space and growing giant electric eels with nukes attached to their heads? Well, never mind...

Germ · 7th July 2004, 22:02

Quote:

Originally posted by Bilbo Baggins
Kill off all non whites.

So wrong

Widdykats · 7th July 2004, 23:39

Try to stop wars!
I know, I know....

Germ · 7th July 2004, 23:52

aw

beanboy89 · 8th July 2004, 00:41

I would be lazy... Oh wait, I already am.

xzxzzx · 8th July 2004, 01:54

World peace, vacation, slave harem (oops, did I say that out loud? ;p)...

deeder7001 · 8th July 2004, 03:26

where's my freakin' pizza. i'm the president of the world, i can make whoever has my pizza disappear.

toqer · 8th July 2004, 03:33

legalize weed. proclaim weed as the new official plant of planet earth. outlaw oil and make biomass fuels from weed. outlaw synthetic fibers and bring back hemp. make weed availiable to anyone who wants it. weed weed weed weed weed.

aFfLiCtEd · 8th July 2004, 03:38

Quote:

Originally posted by White Raven
Kill off the opposition... Go on a few vacations... Deal with the world's problems... Solve world hunger (it's not as hard as everyone thinks it is, I have a solution, but I'm not telling anyone, bahaha. You shall not steal mine ideeuhz.)

Kill off the rising opposition again, get laid multiple times, draw a few pictures and get someone to send me the fucking TWAIN drivers for my Canoscan 3000 F.
I CAN'T FIND THAT DISC, FUCK IT ALL.

Draw a few pictures, and have fun poking the other former presidents.

You crack me up!

Vie · 8th July 2004, 12:38

Quit, and find a real job.

mark · 8th July 2004, 17:30

wr mustnt have checked this thread, or hasnt noticed my post.

*PMs the ungrateful wench*

WomanOfHeart · 8th July 2004, 17:34

HEALTH CARE FOR EVERYONE!!!

Then, I'd take a cruise around the world.

Widdykats · 8th July 2004, 17:43

Quote:

Originally posted by WomanOfHeart
HEALTH CARE FOR EVERYONE!!!

Then, I'd take a cruise around the world.

And you'd deserve it!!! I'll vote for ya!

aFfLiCtEd · 8th July 2004, 18:38

We'd all be fucked!

MidnightViper88 · 8th July 2004, 18:42

Get penetrated by a stranger and spread the case of AIDs...

I'm in!

Widdykats · 8th July 2004, 18:59

Quote:

Originally posted by MidnightViper88
Get penetrated by a stranger and spread the case of AIDs...

I'm in!

Not funny!
How many of your friends have died of AIDS?

Wolfgang · 9th July 2004, 16:59

If I were president of the earth ...

I'd make myself dictator of the earth.

Widdykats · 9th July 2004, 17:41

Quote:

Originally posted by Wolfgang
If I were president of the earth ...

I'd make myself dictator of the earth.

OK! Then, what?

will · 9th July 2004, 18:33

I'd get myself a shiny new body.

A-root-da-doot-da-deeity-do-da-doo

squakMix · 9th July 2004, 19:23

Quote:

Originally posted by squakMix
Colonize Mars

I dont think anyone got it

Widdykats · 9th July 2004, 20:33

Quote:

Originally posted by will
I'd get myself a shiny new body.

A-root-da-doot-da-deeity-do-da-doo

I've cruised your body....You're fine!

Boricuaso · 9th July 2004, 21:32

Quote:

Originally posted by t0qer
legalize weed. proclaim weed as the new official plant of planet earth. outlaw oil and make biomass fuels from weed. outlaw synthetic fibers and bring back hemp. make weed availiable to anyone who wants it. weed weed weed weed weed.

you got my vote!

Germ · 9th July 2004, 23:11

Quote:

Originally posted by squakMix
I dont think anyone got it

Well I mean, how is that supposed to be a joke or whatever? Jokes aren't supposed to make people think too much. It's supposed to be something that they'll get right off without having to consult an encyclopedia and dictionary.

Starbucks · 10th July 2004, 05:54

If I was president of Earth, I will attempt to have sex with as many delicious women as I can from every country possible. :-D

Wolfgang · 13th July 2004, 12:34

Ah, but if you were dictator of the earth you wouldn't have to attempt it, you could order it.

Anyway, you don't have to be president of the Earth to attempt it, you can do it as a political nobody as well.

7th July 2004, 20:06	#1
Raz Forum King Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Manchester Posts: 6,470	If you were president of earth... What would you do?

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White Raven Little Winged One Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Canada, now UK Posts: 4,174	Kill off the opposition... Go on a few vacations... Deal with the world's problems... Solve world hunger (it's not as hard as everyone thinks it is, I have a solution, but I'm not telling anyone, bahaha. You shall not steal mine ideeuhz.) Kill off the rising opposition again, get laid multiple times, draw a few pictures and get someone to send me the fucking TWAIN drivers for my Canoscan 3000 F. I CAN'T FIND THAT DISC, FUCK IT ALL. Draw a few pictures, and have fun poking the other former presidents. just as feathery as ever \| portfolio \| a poignant quote

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CaboWaboAddict Forum Sot (Major Dude) Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Marietta, Ga. U.S.A. Posts: 3,916	Piss on it. It wouldn't be worth the aggrivation. Idiot's Advocate My site (under construction)

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deeder7001 Jesus Freak (Forum King) Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Tempe, AZ Posts: 5,560	i would order some pizza and take a nap There is no sig.

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CaptainNuss Indecisive One (Senior Member) Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: :morF Posts: 625	Try to follow President Palmer's example of being an honest man with principles. Hm... not funny enough, eh? How about taking an electric eel hostage, fleeing into deep space and growing giant electric eels with nukes attached to their heads? Well, never mind... [size=1]"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs and the universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning." - Richard Cook

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mark Forum King Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Norn Ir'nd, leek... Posts: 6,287	i'd make a monthly madatory 1 cent/penny/smallest monetary unit of every other country per head tax. straight to me. I'd let the country presidents handle everything else.

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mark Forum King Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Norn Ir'nd, leek... Posts: 6,287	http://members.driverguide.com/drive...riverid=143037 username is temp pass is 512 or sign up yourself, but they give everyone that user/pass

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Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,228	Kill off all non whites.

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deeder7001 Jesus Freak (Forum King) Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Tempe, AZ Posts: 5,560	where's my freakin' pizza. i'm the president of the world, i can make whoever has my pizza disappear. There is no sig.

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toqer Winamp's Little Stalker (Member) Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under a bridge Posts: 796	legalize weed. proclaim weed as the new official plant of planet earth. outlaw oil and make biomass fuels from weed. outlaw synthetic fibers and bring back hemp. make weed availiable to anyone who wants it. weed weed weed weed weed. Winamps Only Karaoke TV station, Live from the 7 Bamboo in San Jose California

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Vie Forum King Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: Thoron fields and Duranium shadows. Posts: Crap mostly Posts: 8,003	Quit, and find a real job. Member most in need of SpellCheck Lifetime Achievement Award I'm a Twitch Streamer these days, it's weird.

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mark Forum King Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Norn Ir'nd, leek... Posts: 6,287	wr mustnt have checked this thread, or hasnt noticed my post. PMs the ungrateful wench

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WomanOfHeart Major Dudette Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Somewhere no one can find me...in my own head. Posts: 978	HEALTH CARE FOR EVERYONE!!! Then, I'd take a cruise around the world.

8th July 2004, 18:38	#23
aFfLiCtEd Major Dude Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Over Here Posts: 876	If I were president of the earth ... We'd all be fucked!

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MidnightViper88 Made In The USA (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The 502 Posts: 9,100	Get penetrated by a stranger and spread the case of AIDs... I'm in! "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz

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Wolfgang Forum King Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,069	If I were president of the earth ... I'd make myself dictator of the earth.

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will Nullsoft Newbie (Moderator) Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Sheffield, England Posts: 5,569	I'd get myself a shiny new body. A-root-da-doot-da-deeity-do-da-doo DO NOT PM ME WITH TECH SUPPORT QUESTIONS

10th July 2004, 05:54	#33
Starbucks Forum King Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Forums Posts: 2,685	If I was president of Earth, I will attempt to have sex with as many delicious women as I can from every country possible. :-D

13th July 2004, 12:34	#34
Wolfgang Forum King Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,069	Ah, but if you were dictator of the earth you wouldn't have to attempt it, you could order it. Anyway, you don't have to be president of the Earth to attempt it, you can do it as a political nobody as well.

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