Old 15th July 2004, 07:01   #1
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Funny things to put on tombstones

"Here lies an Atheist, all dressed up with nowhere to go"

"He lies Jane Smith. She said her feet were killing her, she wasn't lying."

I read a lot in a magazine, I can't remember anymore of them.

Anybody know more?
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Old 15th July 2004, 07:07   #2
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"Here lies Hitler, like a lamb in the arms of god." Saw this somewhere, thought it was funny.

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Old 15th July 2004, 07:10   #3
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" I told you I was ill "

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Old 15th July 2004, 08:48   #5
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" I told you I was ill "

Engraved on the great Spike Milligans gravestone
That's a classic one, but you couldn't exepect anything else from Spike Milligan.

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I didn't know he was dead. Puckoon is one of the funniest books I've ever read.

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"He said the drink would kill him, he was wrong of corse, the Car's dashbord did killed him."

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"Rest in Pieces."

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Made my day ethan_h

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Old 15th July 2004, 13:47   #10
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psst. ethan_h is a little uh..er...sick
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"Now heaven would be a DJ
Spinning dub all night long
And Heaven would be just kickin' back
With Jesus packing my bong"

Lyrics from OPM - Heaven Is a Halfpipe, actually...

"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors
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