8th August 2004, 07:31
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I have a secret
God damn it, this is ripping me up. I have a secret, but I can't tell the person I trust most on the planet. I can't tell Winamp forumers. I can't tell a parent, a sibling, or a friend. I can't tell anyone. It's not even a fucking sin I can go confess, if I were inclined to do so in the first place.
It's nothing illegal, shocking, or even particularly dangerous for people to know. Neither my sense of honor, morality or prudence will let me say, though. ... Fuck. FUCK FUCK FUCK! There is someone I really, really, really want to tell, but I can't even tell that person, I can't even insinuate it to them. I'm probably being paranoid here, but I can't even disclose anything significant about it in fear of that person I want to tell somehow finding this post. ... FUCK. ... I guess there's no point in this thread. Just wanted to say something before I explode. Freedom of speech is the basic freedom of humanity. When you've lost that, you've lost everything. 1\/\/4y 34|<$p4y 1gp4y 33714y, 0d4y 0uy4y? | Roses are #FF0000; Violets are #0000FF; chown -R ${YOU} ~/base The DMCA. It really is that bad. : Count for your life. |
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8th August 2004, 07:46
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Come on. 'Fess up.
:edit: If if helps, you can get my Aim name in my profile, or you can PM me. I don't even like half the people here so don't worry about me running around telling everyone. ::edit:: I kid about not liking half of the people. I don't like any of the people. :::edit::: I kid again. I love you all. (Well not Germ  )
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8th August 2004, 07:55
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Nothing to say...
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Yeah, 'fess up before we start making wild libelous guesses at what it is.
Are horses involved ? |
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8th August 2004, 08:46
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No horses, no fessing up. Make all the libelous guesses you want.
Freedom of speech is the basic freedom of humanity. When you've lost that, you've lost everything. 1\/\/4y 34|<$p4y 1gp4y 33714y, 0d4y 0uy4y? | Roses are #FF0000; Violets are #0000FF; chown -R ${YOU} ~/base The DMCA. It really is that bad. : Count for your life. |
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8th August 2004, 08:52
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You can fess up in my PM as well, i pratically know NO ONE here. At least I have never seen them.
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8th August 2004, 09:08
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CRUSH?
No! It can't be!  Wait...What am i talking about? 
"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz |
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8th August 2004, 13:05
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Rudolf the Red.
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It's ok xz, I already know you're a scat muncher and that your dad pees into you mouth every night whilst fisting your mom to try get his puney dick hard.
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8th August 2004, 16:24
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I put forth that there is no secret and he just likes fucking with peoples heads about it.
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8th August 2004, 17:17
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xzxzzx is pregnant.
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8th August 2004, 18:59
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Delicious pregnancy.
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8th August 2004, 19:49
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Amazon Bush Woman
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xzxzzx is actually Falcon4.
Although Phily's guess could be right. |
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8th August 2004, 20:05
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8th August 2004, 20:27
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8th August 2004, 20:49
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xzxzzx is actually Germ!
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9th August 2004, 05:33
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xzxzzx has an unbirthing fettish?
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9th August 2004, 06:47
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I do not have coprophilia, I'm not pregnant, and I have only one alias on these forums (if you include "xzxzzx"), and so on.
There is a secret, by the way... Freedom of speech is the basic freedom of humanity. When you've lost that, you've lost everything. 1\/\/4y 34|<$p4y 1gp4y 33714y, 0d4y 0uy4y? | Roses are #FF0000; Violets are #0000FF; chown -R ${YOU} ~/base The DMCA. It really is that bad. : Count for your life. |
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9th August 2004, 07:01
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Made In The USA
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What is it? Or is it a secret?
"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz |
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9th August 2004, 08:21
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Not a sin, so you didn't go around in a murder spree. Perhaps you accidently killed those 17 women. Don't worry, it is always an accident.
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9th August 2004, 12:05
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OMG: Germ is not an alias, its his real name!
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9th August 2004, 12:39
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I will only participate if you agree to let us know if we guess it.
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9th August 2004, 16:22
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9th August 2004, 17:52
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 [edit]There is some supporting evidence for that theory.[/edit] Freedom of speech is the basic freedom of humanity. When you've lost that, you've lost everything. 1\/\/4y 34|<$p4y 1gp4y 33714y, 0d4y 0uy4y? | Roses are #FF0000; Violets are #0000FF; chown -R ${YOU} ~/base The DMCA. It really is that bad. : Count for your life. |
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9th August 2004, 20:29
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Major Dude
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hahahahhahahahah
I spy great loophole to get this question answered: http://forums.winamp.com/showthread....32#post1434432 Suburbia: The place where they clear down trees and then name roads after them |
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10th August 2004, 01:21
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My guess: it's a secret about a friend and he should tell someone but won't out of loyalty to the friend.
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10th August 2004, 03:39
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If you know, and someone else knows, Its not a secret
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10th August 2004, 03:42
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Hrm, I wonder if it's a girl that he likes or something?
Perhaps a co-worker? Oh, let's hope it's something lewd and delicious... Or that whatever it is, it doesn't hurt the person when/if they find out, too badly. And I really doubt that they'd magically find the Winamp Forums, and magically find this thread, whoever it is. Unless of course, they're registered here, which is unlikely. Hmm, maybe it's a friend in trouble, or a lie that he knows is happening, or that he knows a friend is going to break up with another friend but can't tell because then they'd think he played a part in the breakup... *Takes a breath* Ah well. If I were you, I'd write it in a diary. Always helps me when I have something horrible I just have to spew out to somewhere. just as feathery as ever |
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10th August 2004, 04:29
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Some excellent guesses. I can neither confirm nor deny any of them. And, by the way, I am the only person on the planet who knows this secret, though it's been suspected by at least one person that I know of.
Freedom of speech is the basic freedom of humanity. When you've lost that, you've lost everything. 1\/\/4y 34|<$p4y 1gp4y 33714y, 0d4y 0uy4y? | Roses are #FF0000; Violets are #0000FF; chown -R ${YOU} ~/base The DMCA. It really is that bad. : Count for your life. |
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10th August 2004, 04:45
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I hate this game. You suck.
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10th August 2004, 04:58
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THAT'S THE SECRET! "HE SUCKS!"
"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz |
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10th August 2004, 05:26
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Freedom of speech is the basic freedom of humanity. When you've lost that, you've lost everything. 1\/\/4y 34|<$p4y 1gp4y 33714y, 0d4y 0uy4y? | Roses are #FF0000; Violets are #0000FF; chown -R ${YOU} ~/base The DMCA. It really is that bad. : Count for your life. |
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10th August 2004, 06:18
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Made In The USA
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ShyShy get's the credit, actually...
"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz |
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10th August 2004, 06:34
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So where's my damn cookie?
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10th August 2004, 06:38
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You don't get a cookie, though you do get a god-like action of your choice, be it a blessing, or a damning, though not for having the right answer, just having a funny enough answer. MidnightViper88 gets one too.
Heh. If I just up and said the "secret", everyone would think it was petty. I suppose it is. Freedom of speech is the basic freedom of humanity. When you've lost that, you've lost everything. 1\/\/4y 34|<$p4y 1gp4y 33714y, 0d4y 0uy4y? | Roses are #FF0000; Violets are #0000FF; chown -R ${YOU} ~/base The DMCA. It really is that bad. : Count for your life. |
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10th August 2004, 06:55
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Come ON!
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10th August 2004, 06:58
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Freedom of speech is the basic freedom of humanity. When you've lost that, you've lost everything. 1\/\/4y 34|<$p4y 1gp4y 33714y, 0d4y 0uy4y? | Roses are #FF0000; Violets are #0000FF; chown -R ${YOU} ~/base The DMCA. It really is that bad. : Count for your life. |
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10th August 2004, 06:59
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Ooooo... kinky...
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10th August 2004, 07:00
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Ha. Kinky?
Freedom of speech is the basic freedom of humanity. When you've lost that, you've lost everything. 1\/\/4y 34|<$p4y 1gp4y 33714y, 0d4y 0uy4y? | Roses are #FF0000; Violets are #0000FF; chown -R ${YOU} ~/base The DMCA. It really is that bad. : Count for your life. |
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10th August 2004, 16:09
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Did you start smoking? (or weed?)
Do you have genital herpes or warts? what, What, WHAT IS IT??? edit: you're a BOT! "It's like saying give a man a Les Paul guitar and he becomes Eric Clapton, and of course that's not true, give a man an amplifier and a synthesizer and he doesn't become...whoever; he doesn't become us." - Roger Waters |
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10th August 2004, 16:33
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You've become a Rastafarian?
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10th August 2004, 20:20
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Rudolf the Red.
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You drugged your mom and fucked her as the ambulance was on its way?
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