types of drivers

[Commasterharry]

well i've been driving for a few years now and created a list of all the kinds of driver i've encountered, just for fun.


1. Seniors that drive fast
2. Seniors that drive slowwww
3. Seniors that drive slow on the inner lane
4. young adults who drive 95mph on the inner lane
5. ppl who tailgate for no reason
6. ppl who change lanes every 5 seconds
7. ppl who change lanes and change BACK so they dont fall behind even there was a chance
8. elite drivers like me
9. drivers that cut CORNERS thinking its a race track
10. drivers that vroom their engine on N for no reason
11. old geezer drivers in lincolns with their hands outside the window swerving left and right not giving a schitt
12. ppl who just HAVE to roll up a little right before the traffic light turns back to green
13. drivers that stop COMPLETELY on the free/highway to make a turn at an intersection
14. drivers that go to the end of the merging lane without signal and cut in between the -V- and the other driver
15. drivers that sit hunched back with one hand on the bottom of his steering wheel thinking he's cool
16. drivers on the freeway going to exit 140 but merge to the right-most lane at exit 136
17. drivers that customize their cars with roof scoops, 500 dollar rims, and neon light, on an OLD civic/accord
18. drivers that remove their muffler silencers
19. drivers that rather change lanes than brake to a closer stop when coming to a red light, even though he has ample time to stop
20. drivers that never brake, changing lanes everytime they are behind someone slower than him/her.
21. Drivers that zoom past you. and 10 minutes later you are stopped at a traffic light, and so is he.
22. And NY drivers have their own category

[Blayze]

you forgot drivers that play their music too loud and
drive too fast.

and sureeeeeeeeeee you are number 8.

[deeder7001]

i tend to drive fast wiith the music up loud. i'm also an elite driver. i've only gotten one ticket. 65 in a 45.

[Blayze]

LOL I was referring to myself as well when I said it.

And of course I am an elite driver...haven't had a ticket
in 15 years.

[CaboWaboAddict]

You forgot the dipwads that stop when they have the right-of-way and wave you on. (I wish I had elastic arms so I could reach out and 'touch' someone!)

[Blayze]

Originally posted by CaboWaboAddict
(I wish I had elastic arms so I could reach out and 'touch' someone!)

LMAO!!!

But there are also the 'dipwads' that don't have
the right of way and then try to go and cuss you
out because you do!

[MonKeyRum]

I do a couple of those:

9. drivers that cut CORNERS thinking its a race track

19. drivers that rather change lanes than brake to a closer stop when coming to a red light, even though he has ample time to stop

Once I'm in motion I like to stay in motion for as long as possible.

There is another that should be added: Psycho drivers that love to drive about 50 cutting across painted lines in parking lots, meanwhile your following the lines and get cut off by them.

[Commasterharry]

hehe. no offense to anyone

[MonKeyRum]

come on yes you did!!!

just kidding. There are a lot of crappy/distracted/lazy drivers out there and it's too bad that not everything is really strictly enforced. But then the Police would be doing paperwork all day.

"Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?" -- George Carlin

[Commasterharry]

oh and
23. Drivers that are stopped by a jam due to some accident ahead, and think to themself: "omg keep moving! its just a %#$@^ accident", they get so ****ed that when they finally reach the scene of the accident, they slow down too, to see what exactly the big deal is. this goes on in everyone else's head, and creates an everlasting jam. (this one's just an assumption)

[MonKeyRum]

This thread reminded me of this joke:

A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the
driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said, "Boy, I wish you could talk."
The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down and gave a little monkey yell.

"You can understand what I'm saying?" asked the officer. Again, the monkey shook his head up and down and made his noises..

"Well, did you see this?"

"Yes," motioned the monkey.

"What happened?"

The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth.

"They were drinking?" asked the officer.

"Yes," the monkey nodded.

"What else?"

The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth.

"They were smoking marijuana?"

"Yes."

"What else?"

The monkey motioned a sexual act.

"They were doing THAT, too?" asked the astounded officer.

"Yes."

"Now wait a minute. You're saying your owners were drinking, smoking and engaged in sex before they wrecked?"

"Yes."

"What were you doing during all this?"

"Driving," motioned the monkey.

[ryan]

You forgot drivers that you need for your video and sound cards

[Commasterharry]

haha

[k_rock923]

Originally posted by idiot
You forgot drivers that you need for your video and sound cards

damn. you stole my idea

[Vie]

"Drivers who belive 'One way Street' means you can reverce up it at 30mph."

"Divers who have never heard of 'Gears' and consiquently drive all day in third."

"Drivers who dont know how to signal"

"Drivers who drive ford fiesta's like tanks"

"Drivers who think they earn points by hitting bollards."

"Drivers on there phone" - Almost been run over by one of thease, thank god he crashed into a Rover before reaching me.

[Wolfgang]

What Vie said. It's amazing how people in Peru don't know how to use indicator lights. They don't know when to use them, and sometimes they indicate left and go right.

However, the ones that piss me off the most (it happens in England as well): people who think putting their emergency lights on gives them the right to stop in the middle of the road.