You got raped by a widdy?

cyu · 30th November 2004, 22:27

http://www.funreports.com/2004/11/10/57061.html

Quote:

Two women attempted to experience sexual pleasure from an intimate contact with a cat. The weird endeavor ended rather sad for one of the women: she was hospitalized with severe genital injuries.

SSJ4 Gogitta · 30th November 2004, 22:31

rofl

Mr Jones · 30th November 2004, 22:35

/waits for obvious 'getting some pussy' joke to surface...

Psythik · 30th November 2004, 22:37

Wow, she really got a lot of pussy, literally.

(There ya have it, Jones.

)

gaekwad2 · 30th November 2004, 22:51

What about

In Soviet Russia cat rapes you!

MidnightViper88 · 30th November 2004, 22:58

Talk about cat scratch fever...

hgnis · 30th November 2004, 23:45

One would think more common sense would prevail.

Smeggle · 1st December 2004, 00:21

Quote:

Originally posted by hgnis
One would think more common sense would prevail.

em hgnis? Female give you a clue?

~

SSJ4 Gogitta · 1st December 2004, 00:53

they yiffed the cat and the cat scritched back.

S-uper_T-oast · 1st December 2004, 01:28

all I can think about is the meow mix commericial...
KITTY!

Psythik · 1st December 2004, 01:44

I guess the cat got more than just her tongue this time.

Rellik · 1st December 2004, 01:48

Quote:

Originally posted by hgnis
One would think more common sense would prevail.

Yeah, make sure to have the cats declawed next time

White Raven · 1st December 2004, 02:39

Or de-toothed.

Mattress · 1st December 2004, 02:55

Quote:

Two women attempted to experience sexual pleasure from an intimate contact with a cat.

Why not attempt to experience sexual pleasure from intimate contact with each other?

One person doing this by themselves I can kind of understand, but if you're doing something to get off and someone else is with you, what do you need a cat for?

ShyShy · 1st December 2004, 05:01

d0rk · 1st December 2004, 05:32

Quote:

Originally posted by Mattress
Why not attempt to experience sexual pleasure from intimate contact with each other?

And taped it for the net

Widdykats · 1st December 2004, 10:01

Ewww, just ewwwww! *barf*

Obedo · 1st December 2004, 10:31

Hey!!??? They only got the womans part of the story... Did anyone interigate the cat?

DrO · 1st December 2004, 16:55

Quote:

Originally posted by Obedo
Did anyone interigate the cat?

i thought that's what they were trying to do

-daz

MegaRock · 1st December 2004, 18:53

Damn, this is sick.

Bilbo Baggins · 1st December 2004, 22:23

Not really.

MidnightViper88 · 1st December 2004, 22:59

Hmm...Furries...

Obedo · 2nd December 2004, 05:27

I DIDN'T DO IT!!!!

missyob · 2nd December 2004, 10:42

And I thought I had problems.............

This is just plain gross. These women need a really good therapist.

~ Missy

yenerich · 2nd December 2004, 16:54

ooohhhh i think this kind of things dont happend! i was wrong ha ha

Wolfgang · 2nd December 2004, 17:12

A train driver got sacked from London Underground for having sex with a cat whilst on the job.

I read this in "Sex: a user's guide" belonging to my flatmate last year. I don't know if it's true, but from reading the rest of the book, I trusted it.
Also, a man in Newcastle got arrested for trying to have sex with Freddy, a 10 ft dolphin, and a man in Colorado was arrested for requesting oral sex from a horse. Another man (from Texas I think) applied to marry his horse, but was denied.

gaekwad2 · 2nd December 2004, 17:25

/waits for obligatory dolphinsex link

Wolfgang · 2nd December 2004, 17:38

maybe not a link, but photos in the Post yer picture thread.

Schmeet · 2nd December 2004, 17:45

Why would there be a dolphin in Newcastle? Is there an aquarium there?

fwgx · 2nd December 2004, 17:57

Quote:

It is noteworthy that lonely women often use their pets (cats or dogs, regardless of sex) to satisfy their sexual needs. Such pet adventures often lead to lamentable consequences - not for pets, but for orgasm-craving women, as a rule.

Ladies.... is this true?

beanboy89 · 2nd December 2004, 19:51

WTF?

Widdykats · 2nd December 2004, 21:17

Quote:

Originally posted by Phily Baby
Ladies.... is this true?

Ya' know there's lonely; then there's crazy!

Phyltre · 2nd December 2004, 21:18

Something tells me that even those who practice this aren't going to come clean about it.

Bilbo Baggins · 2nd December 2004, 22:16

NO it would have bits of fur in it and stuff...

fwgx · 2nd December 2004, 22:23

bu-bum-*ching*

hgnis · 2nd December 2004, 23:28

Quote:

Originally posted by Wolfgang
Another man (from Texas I think) applied to marry his horse, but was denied.

Well at least he tried to do it legally.

Obedo · 3rd December 2004, 00:04

Quote:

Originally posted by Widdykats

Ya' know there's lonely; then there's crazy!

Which does this case fall under?

Widdykats · 3rd December 2004, 10:33

^ Have sex with a widdy; unless you're another widdy,
falls under nutsey-koo-koo!*

*Nutsey-koo-koo is a medical term!

Spazz333 · 3rd December 2004, 10:44

Err... should Widdy's really be using a crack pipe?

Obedo · 3rd December 2004, 14:23

I wonder if that lady got off to kitty-porn

30th November 2004, 22:37	#4
Psythik Got his CT back and didn't pay $10 (Forum King) Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 3,583	Wow, she really got a lot of pussy, literally. (There ya have it, Jones. ) This is a sig of some nature.

30th November 2004, 22:58	#6
MidnightViper88 Made In The USA (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The 502 Posts: 9,100	Talk about cat scratch fever... "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz

30th November 2004, 23:45	#7
hgnis Hobbit Humper Forum King Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: banned camp Posts: 4,127	One would think more common sense would prevail. I am so important I feel the need to let it be known like a liberal discovering the internets for the first time. Uh hur hur hur. I also wash myself with a rag on a stick. Reality bites <3

1st December 2004, 01:44	#11
Psythik Got his CT back and didn't pay $10 (Forum King) Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 3,583	I guess the cat got more than just her tongue this time. This is a sig of some nature.

1st December 2004, 02:39	#13
White Raven Little Winged One Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Canada, now UK Posts: 4,174	Or de-toothed. just as feathery as ever \| portfolio \| a poignant quote

30th November 2004, 22:31	#2
SSJ4 Gogitta Followed by Gnomes (Forum King) Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: West Virginia Googolplex: 10^10¹°° FB:/SSJ4.DominusDeus DeviantArt: DominusDeus XboX GT: A Wild Meeseeks Playstation 4: DominusDeus Posts: 7,162	rofl

30th November 2004, 22:35	#3
Mr Jones Nothing to say... Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: UK Posts: 23,098	/waits for obvious 'getting some pussy' joke to surface...

30th November 2004, 22:51	#5
gaekwad2 Foorum King Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: bar2000 Posts: 11,457	What about In Soviet Russia cat rapes you!

1st December 2004, 00:53	#9
SSJ4 Gogitta Followed by Gnomes (Forum King) Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: West Virginia Googolplex: 10^10¹°° FB:/SSJ4.DominusDeus DeviantArt: DominusDeus XboX GT: A Wild Meeseeks Playstation 4: DominusDeus Posts: 7,162	they yiffed the cat and the cat scritched back.

1st December 2004, 01:28	#10
S-uper_T-oast Forum King Join Date: May 2003 Location: Fnord?! Posts: 2,657	all I can think about is the meow mix commericial... KITTY!

1st December 2004, 05:01	#15
ShyShy Amazon Bush Woman Forum Queen Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Sticks, Queensland Posts: 8,066

1st December 2004, 10:01	#17
Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,787	Ewww, just ewwwww! barf

1st December 2004, 10:31	#18
Obedo Banned Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: State Hospital;They have me in this straightjacket & I have one hell of an itch...could you?.. Posts: 1,931	Hey!!??? They only got the womans part of the story... Did anyone interigate the cat?

1st December 2004, 18:53	#20
MegaRock Forum King Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Inside my water bong Posts: 6,865	Damn, this is sick. Megarock Radio - St. Louis Since 1998! Don't click this link! Corporate Radio Sucks! No suits, all rock!

1st December 2004, 22:23	#21
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,228	Not really.

1st December 2004, 22:59	#22
MidnightViper88 Made In The USA (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The 502 Posts: 9,100	Hmm...Furries... "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz

2nd December 2004, 05:27	#23
Obedo Banned Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: State Hospital;They have me in this straightjacket & I have one hell of an itch...could you?.. Posts: 1,931	I DIDN'T DO IT!!!!

2nd December 2004, 10:42	#24
missyob Angel of Winamp Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: The Winamp House Posts: 4,578	And I thought I had problems............. This is just plain gross. These women need a really good therapist. ~ Missy

2nd December 2004, 16:54	#25
yenerich Banned Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 295	ooohhhh i think this kind of things dont happend! i was wrong ha ha

2nd December 2004, 17:12	#26
Wolfgang Forum King Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,069	A train driver got sacked from London Underground for having sex with a cat whilst on the job. I read this in "Sex: a user's guide" belonging to my flatmate last year. I don't know if it's true, but from reading the rest of the book, I trusted it. Also, a man in Newcastle got arrested for trying to have sex with Freddy, a 10 ft dolphin, and a man in Colorado was arrested for requesting oral sex from a horse. Another man (from Texas I think) applied to marry his horse, but was denied.

2nd December 2004, 17:25	#27
gaekwad2 Foorum King Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: bar2000 Posts: 11,457	/waits for obligatory dolphinsex link

2nd December 2004, 17:38	#28
Wolfgang Forum King Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 3,069	maybe not a link, but photos in the Post yer picture thread.

2nd December 2004, 17:45	#29
Schmeet Major Dude Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The timid west Posts: 1,444	Why would there be a dolphin in Newcastle? Is there an aquarium there?

2nd December 2004, 19:51	#31
beanboy89 (Major Dude) isn't very custom Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Pennsylvania, USA Posts: 2,004	WTF? Site \| Help us count

2nd December 2004, 21:18	#33
Phyltre Forum King Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 2,751	Something tells me that even those who practice this aren't going to come clean about it.

2nd December 2004, 22:16	#34
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,228	NO it would have bits of fur in it and stuff...

2nd December 2004, 22:23	#35
fwgx Rudolf the Red. (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 9,314	bu-bum-ching "We think science is interesting and if you disagree, you can fuck off."

3rd December 2004, 10:33	#38
Widdykats The Forum Slut Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: A place that invites a post pumping whore from NY Posts: 15,787	^ Have sex with a widdy; unless you're another widdy, falls under nutsey-koo-koo!* *Nutsey-koo-koo is a medical term!

3rd December 2004, 10:44	#39
Spazz333 Major Dude Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Limbo Posts: 1,498	Err... should Widdy's really be using a crack pipe?

3rd December 2004, 14:23	#40
Obedo Banned Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: State Hospital;They have me in this straightjacket & I have one hell of an itch...could you?.. Posts: 1,931	I wonder if that lady got off to kitty-porn

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