like.... Wat the fuck!!!???!!
Alright... here's the scenarioAlright... here's the scenario…. I met someone on a chatroom…
It’s a He…
So I thought hey, maybe we can be good friends u noe…. So it was like cool
So after some much chatting, then I thought hey, he’s a cool guy, I wanna keep in contact with him……
So I asked for him MSN Messenger address….u noe…. So I can talk 2 him more often since no assholes seems to be online these days…
U’d prob guessed the ending now… but hey, lemme finish my story…
So anyway, I added him, we talked some more, it was cool for bout 2 days…
2 guys talking bout each other’s country and lifestyle…..
So one day he asked for webcam chat….
I just came back from my friend’s house last night and we had an open bottle ‘party’ so I looked like shit…( hey, first impression is the best… so what if he’s a guy, u gotta look good all the time…)
So I was like…. Nah…. I look like shit… so instead, I uploaded a pic of myself to my display pic…..
So the NEXT fateful day,
Met him on9,
Said our Hi’s
And not much’s
Then the big bang struck….
He requested for webcam…..
“ May I see your dick?”
At this point I was shocked…. U see, at the chatroom, I checked if he was gay and he said no…
If I wanted to shock you and gross you out I’d end this story by saying that I whipped my monster out and we had fun on9…..
Thankfully, it’s near Christmas and I don’t want santa crossing me out on the nice list for causing mass nausea and sickness….
So what happened was that I said “excuse me?”
And he had the nerve to repeat the question!!
Btw, don’t get me wrong, I have nothing against gays… of Bi’s for that matter…. But COME ON!!!! U drop the bomb like that and what do u expect me to do??? I was Shocked!!! And to think I trusted him when he said he wasn’t gay!
So like out of total shock… I paralyzed…
I said then why did u tell me u weren’t gay?
Once again noting against gays, I have a few gay guys on my list and we talk on general stuff….but no sex… PERIOD
So he said… “I’m not gay, I’m Bi”
Huh yeah rite
My next reaction would be a one way ticket to stupid land…..
I said “ wat would u expect me to do if I turn the cam on?”
“Cam gay sex”
I remained composure like a bull standing still with a naked bitch painted red dancing in front…
So I said… no thanks…
Said my bye’s
And blocked and deleted him…
And spent the whole day staring at a white wall….
Moral of the story: All men are dangerous….. girls would be the best option in any case…. The worst would be a lesbian….. rite?
Oh shit wait…. With so many sex changes…. Wat girls the real deal????!!!
That’s it… I resign from contact with the outer world and will just stare at the wall again….
This story is 99% accurate with 1% unavoidable extraplotation…..