Does Your Christmas Suck Ass?

[Starbucks]

http://www.mymiserablechristmas.com/

[shakey_snake]

Does Your Christmas Suck Ass?

With people like you asking questions like that it does, a little.

[missyob]

I got an incredible christmas present, so no my christmas does not suck ass.

~ Missy

[aFfLiCtEd]

Originally posted by missyob
I got an incredible christmas present, so no my christmas does not suck ass.

~ Missy

Ah ha! . . . so this explains your Too much sex thread! Congratulations!


/Back on topic . . . I'm under two feet of snow stranded at the lake, I have nearly $500.00 worth of Christmas merchandise stranded at an airport terminal in Erlanger, KY which was supposed to have been delivered last week before this storm hit, the courier indicates Friday is not looking good either, they're closed Saturday so yeah, screw Santa Claus and the reindeer he flew in on.

[squall14716]

http://uploads.ungrounded.net/conten...=0&w=550&h=400

[Dark3n]

OUCH.... totally blows off the christmas spirit...

[MStar]

Mine's great.

[ryan]

My christmas does, considering Alida didn't get to fly down (the main reason), and it generally just sucks because nobody is doing anything this year. Everyone is just all "Lets go buy your Christmas presents".. I'd rather wake up on Christmas morning to get them..

[drewbar]

Christmas eve at work. Christmas morning with the family. Afternoon, early evening with the girlfriend and family. Evening with friends. Night with girlfriend.

Fun stuff.

[missyob]

Originally posted by aFfLiCtEd
Ah ha! . . . so this explains your Too much sex thread! Congratulations!

I am not saying a word

[aFfLiCtEd]

Originally posted by missyob
I am not saying a word

Tis not necessary . . . Now go burn out some more lightbulbs.

[missyob]

Originally posted by aFfLiCtEd
Tis not necessary . . . Now go burn out some more lightbulbs.

I am at work, they frown upon that kind of activity here.

~ Missy

[aFfLiCtEd]

Originally posted by missyob
I am at work, they frown upon that kind of activity here.

~ Missy

Bummer.

[ctn|chrisw]

All day today all I've heard is "CHRIS COME TO CHURCH WITH US TONIGHT". Im not fucking going, why is it hard to understand ffs. My dad tells me that because im here theres a god. I dont care, I dont go to church ever, why would I just because they're trying to force me.

My Greek family was celebrating a traditional gathering. Wife, dog and everyone else was downstairs so I went into the bathroom to have a moment alone. My mother-in-law barges in just as I start to finish. She screams, I yanked up the zipper. The ambulance is called. I had to have 9 stitches in the ball sack, plus spend X-mas evening and X-mas day in the hospital. I hope they cancel X-mas.

ahahaha

[ElChevelle]

Christmas sucks when your hand won't even have sex with you.

[Widdykats]

Well. maybe if ya' talk sweet to your hand, you'll give in..
I'm dizzy again!

[deeder7001]

so far my christmas is going good. my head hurts a little bit but i'm still good to go.

[Coman]

hahah... i mean, think of other people.

Christmas of ‘99 my parents had spent all their money on supplies for Y2K so I didn’t get any presents that year. I had wanted a baby sister, but mom said it would be wrong to bring another baby into this world because it was evil and everyone in it was going to burn in hell when Judgement came down. She let me get a puppy from a man down the street that was giving it away for free, then daddy ran over it backing out the driveway.

[ElChevelle]