Let's All Laugh At Apple

Print · 24th January 2005, 03:57

Check it out:

Apple Store Of The Future

dlinkwit27 · 24th January 2005, 04:13

that was funny, but I thought this was going to be an article about how their new iShuffle or whatever it's called doesn'en even work on it's own shit.

http://www.appleinsider.com/article.php?id=848

missyob · 24th January 2005, 04:13

I hate to sound so stupid but I dont get it. I dont understand the pretend website at all.

~ Missy

dlinkwit27 · 24th January 2005, 04:14

Quote:

Originally posted by missyob
I hate to sound so stupid but I dont get it. I dont understand the pretend website at all.

~ Missy

there are things like the iDom, an apple condom. The grey text for the headphones says "get mugged for just these too!" or something like that.
an iToilet, etc.

Print · 24th January 2005, 04:49

Quote:

Originally posted by missyob
I hate to sound so stupid but I dont get it. I dont understand the pretend website at all.

~ Missy

I guess you have to know a bit about Mac products for most of this to be funny..

but come on - iTug

mikm · 24th January 2005, 04:54

I loved iBuprofen

Print · 24th January 2005, 05:09

Mine favorite was the one about the mystery box talking about the new Mac's starting at $499

2 Funny!

Coman · 24th January 2005, 05:25

so true.

c2R · 24th January 2005, 07:23

Quote:

Originally posted by missyob
I hate to sound so stupid but I dont get it. I dont understand the pretend website at all.

~ Missy

It's sort of taking a pop at apple's pretentiousness, but as blueprint saya, you probably need to know a little about their product line, and their history too!

Chris

Print · 24th January 2005, 07:46

pretentiousness is the word, c'mon - the one about the headphones.. pure comidical genious!!

bgesley · 24th January 2005, 08:48

Its a mat!
Its a mac!

I'm downloading my iLife right now! (yes its an actual product)

capitan3 · 24th January 2005, 09:15

Brilliant

mark · 24th January 2005, 18:49

people can get mugged over white headphones, as they come with ipods which are expensive. if i had an ipod i'd use other headphones for safetys sake.

J_Darnley · 24th January 2005, 18:53

Quote:

Originally posted by nobby™
people can get mugged over white headphones, as they come with ipods which are expensive. if i had an ipod i'd use other headphones for safetys sake.

A friend, no, a fellow student of mine was mugged for his 'iPod' but the mugger got a nasty shock when he saw that it was an actual walkman (the ones that play audio casettes and only audio casettes). Why did he have one of them, I hear you ask? Because he had to send his iPod for repairs, new battery I think.

shakey_snake · 24th January 2005, 19:14

Quote:

Originally posted by nobby™
people can get mugged over white headphones, as they come with ipods which are expensive. if i had an ipod i'd use other headphones for safetys sake.

Thats funny cause on Sat, I went to DC to visit a friend (hence the lack of posts this weekend), and when we took the metro downtown, a guy got on with white earbuds and I playfully said to my friend, "Check it out. You want an iPod?"

24th January 2005, 23:53

Given some of the crap my friends listen to, iRule would be a handy product for me, once Windows compatability was added.

MStar · 25th January 2005, 00:30

I'd so buy a mystery box.

Cognition · 25th January 2005, 02:38

My walkman plays cassettes and the radio. Why don't CD/mp3 players have the radio anymore? Sometimes you get sick of your own music.

Jay · 25th January 2005, 03:52

Yea I need an iRule.

squakMix · 25th January 2005, 04:07

Fuck the Irule, I need an iTug!

Psythik · 26th January 2005, 21:39

http://www.ipodhacks.com/article.php?sid=1206

Obedo · 26th January 2005, 22:07

funnier link thats on the Apple website

Print · 27th January 2005, 01:27

Quote:

Originally posted by squakMix
Fuck the Irule, I need an iTug!

WAAAAY too much info..

27th January 2005, 23:48

Quote:

Originally posted by Cognition
My walkman plays cassettes and the radio. Why don't CD/mp3 players have the radio anymore? Sometimes you get sick of your own music.

I have a CD Walkman very similar to this one (older model with a different exterior design and remote). FM/AM/TV (VHF only)/Weatherband. Assuming this one works as well as the one I have, I highly recommend it.

Print · 28th January 2005, 23:52

Quote:

Originally posted by Cognition
My walkman plays cassettes and the radio. Why don't CD/mp3 players have the radio anymore? Sometimes you get sick of your own music.

Radio.. who needs radio???

shakey_snake · 29th January 2005, 00:13

I can't hear you. There's to much static. Did you say radio?

Myxomatosis · 29th January 2005, 02:33

Ray-de-oh huh? Is that some kind of retro thing?

c2R · 29th January 2005, 09:02

I need radio!

I've got a Blaupunkt Woodstock DAB radio in my car... it plays CDs, mp3s on CD or SD, and has FM/MW/LW radio as well as DAB Band III and L Band.

I drive around for a living, and it's amazing how bored of the same mp3s you gan get - even if you carry several gig of music on CDs and SD with you, it's still fun to lsiten to the radio, to hear new music, comedy, the news, and that sort of thing - so I probably divide my time 50:50 between radio and mp3.

And DAB eliminates static (o;

apollos · 29th January 2005, 09:36

hah I love it

mark · 29th January 2005, 11:25

my iriver has an fm tuner.

Print · 29th January 2005, 23:47

Quote:

Originally posted by c2R
I need radio!

I've got a Blaupunkt Woodstock DAB radio in my car... it plays CDs, mp3s on CD or SD, and has FM/MW/LW radio as well as DAB Band III and L Band.

I drive around for a living, and it's amazing how bored of the same mp3s you gan get - even if you carry several gig of music on CDs and SD with you, it's still fun to lsiten to the radio, to hear new music, comedy, the news, and that sort of thing - so I probably divide my time 50:50 between radio and mp3.

And DAB eliminates static (o;

Yeah you 'drive' around though.. you don't walk.. cars have radios for a reason.

Oh and several gigs of music and your bored??? God help you

dlinkwit27 · 30th January 2005, 15:07

Quote:

Originally posted by nobby™
my iriver has an fm tuner.

ditto, but if you get indoors or get a decent wall between you and the tower, the singnals can get weak.

mark · 31st January 2005, 16:26

the radio here sucks anyway. 7000 tracks = yum. ( i filled my ihp140

24th January 2005, 03:57	#1
Print Forum King Join Date: May 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 3,206	Let's All Laugh At Apple Check it out: Apple Store Of The Future

24th January 2005, 04:13	#2
dlinkwit27 has no CT (Forum King) Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 13,232	that was funny, but I thought this was going to be an article about how their new iShuffle or whatever it's called doesn'en even work on it's own shit. http://www.appleinsider.com/article.php?id=848 ::Deviant Me::Last.fm::WhatPulse Stats::Folding @ Home

24th January 2005, 04:13	#3
missyob Angel of Winamp Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: The Winamp House Posts: 4,578	I hate to sound so stupid but I dont get it. I dont understand the pretend website at all. ~ Missy "Sex is great and is remembered as a moment in life while love lasts a lifetime." Quote from Chev

24th January 2005, 04:54	#6
mikm Major Dude Join Date: May 2001 Location: 2001:4978:20f::/48 Posts: 1,244	I loved iBuprofen powered by Câ‚‚Hâ‚…OH \| eff \| aclu

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Coman Punk (Forum King) Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: 4.5th dimension . . Posts: infinitely few Posts: 2,799	so true. "Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev. 19:27. How should they die?"

24th January 2005, 05:09	#7
Print Forum King Join Date: May 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 3,206	Mine favorite was the one about the mystery box talking about the new Mac's starting at $499 2 Funny!

24th January 2005, 07:46	#10
Print Forum King Join Date: May 2002 Location: Canada Posts: 3,206	pretentiousness is the word, c'mon - the one about the headphones.. pure comidical genious!!

24th January 2005, 08:48	#11
bgesley Major Dude Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: without wax Posts: 948	Its a mat! Its a mac! I'm downloading my iLife right now! (yes its an actual product)

24th January 2005, 09:15	#12
capitan3 Major Dude Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Everything Is Shire Here! Posts: 1,158	Brilliant Capitan3

24th January 2005, 18:49	#13
mark Forum King Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Norn Ir'nd, leek... Posts: 6,287	people can get mugged over white headphones, as they come with ipods which are expensive. if i had an ipod i'd use other headphones for safetys sake.

24th January 2005, 23:53	#16
toejam07 Guest Posts: n/a	Given some of the crap my friends listen to, iRule would be a handy product for me, once Windows compatability was added.

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MStar Major Dude Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Hardcore Heaven Posts: 1,491	I'd so buy a mystery box.

25th January 2005, 02:38	#18
Cognition Some Random Guy (Major Dude) Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: NZ Posts: 1,241	My walkman plays cassettes and the radio. Why don't CD/mp3 players have the radio anymore? Sometimes you get sick of your own music.

25th January 2005, 03:52	#19
Jay Moderator Alumni Join Date: May 2000 Location: Next Door Posts: 8,888	Yea I need an iRule. -Jay \| Radio Toolbox.com

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squakMix wwwyzzerdd (Forum King) Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 3,458	Fuck the Irule, I need an iTug! "Oh BTW. How do you say 'stop throwing shit at the side of my house' in spanish?" Check out my music

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Psythik Got his CT back and didn't pay $10 (Forum King) Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 3,514	http://www.ipodhacks.com/article.php?sid=1206 This is a sig of some nature. Last edited by Psythik; 26th January 2005 at 22:09.

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Obedo Banned Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: State Hospital;They have me in this straightjacket & I have one hell of an itch...could you?.. Posts: 1,931	funnier link thats on the Apple website

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Myxomatosis aka bRiAnFuRY Fuck it dude... let's go bowling. (Major dud) Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,162	Ray-de-oh huh? Is that some kind of retro thing? Alex Jones: Do you want the puppet on the right or the puppet on the left? What a bunch of garbage; liberal democrat, conservative, republican. It's all there to control you! Two sides of the same coin. Two management teams bidding for control, the CEO job of Slavery, Incorporated! The truth is out there in front of you, but they lay out this buffet of lies. I'm sick of it, and I'm not going to take a bite out of it, do you got me?

29th January 2005, 09:02	#28
c2R Stereotype? (Forum King) Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Ware, England Posts: 3,511	I need radio! I've got a Blaupunkt Woodstock DAB radio in my car... it plays CDs, mp3s on CD or SD, and has FM/MW/LW radio as well as DAB Band III and L Band. I drive around for a living, and it's amazing how bored of the same mp3s you gan get - even if you carry several gig of music on CDs and SD with you, it's still fun to lsiten to the radio, to hear new music, comedy, the news, and that sort of thing - so I probably divide my time 50:50 between radio and mp3. And DAB eliminates static (o; lights out for darker skies # forums.winamp.com boinc team # tms

29th January 2005, 09:36	#29
apollos Forum King Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Canterbury & Plymouth Posts: 4,176	hah I love it

29th January 2005, 11:25	#30
mark Forum King Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Norn Ir'nd, leek... Posts: 6,287	my iriver has an fm tuner.

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mark Forum King Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Norn Ir'nd, leek... Posts: 6,287	the radio here sucks anyway. 7000 tracks = yum. ( i filled my ihp140

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