This Poptart is still COLD!!!

cyu · 30th April 2005, 01:27

3 second poptarts?
Maybe have to use IE. Oh, and be sure to turn up your sound.

missyob · 30th April 2005, 01:28

I like cold Poptarts

deeder7001 · 30th April 2005, 01:31

Quote:

Originally posted by missyob
I like cold Poptarts

me too.

LuigiHann · 30th April 2005, 01:34

I noticed that the other day. I microwave them for 15 seconds, and it's still not even warm.
Poptarts are meant to be toasted, though.

dlinkwit27 · 30th April 2005, 02:20

15 seconds on 50% power here an they start to expand

beanboy89 · 30th April 2005, 03:04

Warm Smores Pop-Tarts.

MidnightViper88 · 30th April 2005, 03:19

Quote:

Originally posted by LuigiHann
Poptarts are meant to be toasted, though.

Really...Put it in the damn toaster...That's why they're made the way they are...

Microwaves are left to only warm-up sausage and buiscuts and pancakes...

LuigiHann · 30th April 2005, 03:19

Quote:

Originally posted by dlinkwit27
15 seconds on 50% power here an they start to expand

The smores ones, or all pop tarts? I could see that happening with smores ones because they have marshmallow in them, but I put in blueberry ones for 15 seconds and they come out around room temperature.
Maybe my microwave just blows.

missyob · 30th April 2005, 03:20

Use the toaster. It heats them evenly........

MidnightViper88 · 30th April 2005, 03:24

Plus, they're called POP Tarts...You can't make them pop in any way if you put them in a microwave, making the worthwhile name null and void...

beanboy89 · 30th April 2005, 03:26

I use a toaster oven; our toaster has been broken for ages.

LuigiHann · 30th April 2005, 03:35

Quote:

Originally posted by MidnightViper88
Plus, they're called POP Tarts...You can't make them pop in any way if you put them in a microwave, making the worthwhile name null and void...

I bet they'd pop if you microwaved them long enough

Cognition · 30th April 2005, 03:37

Quote:

Originally posted by MidnightViper88
Really...Put it in the damn toaster...That's why they're made the way they are...

Microwaves are left to only warm-up sausage and buiscuts and pancakes...

I don't even have a microwave. I'd never use it anyway.

bemymonkey · 30th April 2005, 06:05

microwaves heat the water molecules in the food... i don't think there's a lot of water in a pop-tart... which explains why microwaving doesn't work very well...

dlinkwit27 · 30th April 2005, 11:19

Quote:

Originally posted by LuigiHann
The smores ones, or all pop tarts? I could see that happening with smores ones because they have marshmallow in them, but I put in blueberry ones for 15 seconds and they come out around room temperature.
Maybe my microwave just blows.

the chocolate chip ones

mysterious_w · 30th April 2005, 12:09

I haven't had a poptart in ages. But yeah, use a toaster.

ScorLibran · 30th April 2005, 16:24

The "3 second" instruction on Poptart boxes is generally a load of crap. It takes 3 seconds for most microwaves to "come up to speed" and just begin warming. I cook my Poptarts 12 seconds (for two), and they come out perfect.

Hipartgirl14 · 30th April 2005, 18:54

Ok first of all i love cold pop-tarts they are the best. Secound of all my all- time favorite type of pop-tarts are the Strawberry Milkshake Pop-tarts. You can't Argue with that.

Yes'm

LuigiHann · 30th April 2005, 19:06

Strawberry Milkshake? Sounds intriguing.

missyob · 30th April 2005, 23:07

Quote:

Originally posted by Hipartgirl14
Ok first of all i love cold pop-tarts they are the best. Secound of all my all- time favorite type of pop-tarts are the Strawberry Milkshake Pop-tarts. You can't Argue with that.

Yes'm

Hi Ya Hipartgirl -- Welcome to the forums honey

If you need anything let me know.

Psythik · 1st May 2005, 06:58

Pop Tarts are disgusting.

Toaster Strudel all the way.

Yum.

MidnightViper88 · 1st May 2005, 07:07

Pop Tarts are good if you're in a rush for something...

...but when I actually have time to sit down for breakfast, I would agree; Toaster Strudels do own...

mark · 1st May 2005, 11:27

i was never allowed them. My mum was convinced they'd set the toaster on fire and burn down the house

MidnightViper88 · 1st May 2005, 13:00

*in the voice of Helen 'Mama' Boucher*

Pop Tarts are the devil!

30th April 2005, 01:27	#1
cyu Major Dude Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in front of my pc Posts: 1,617	This Poptart is still COLD!!! 3 second poptarts? Maybe have to use IE. Oh, and be sure to turn up your sound.

30th April 2005, 01:34	#4
LuigiHann Forum King Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: 80's Japan Posts: 3,449	I noticed that the other day. I microwave them for 15 seconds, and it's still not even warm. Poptarts are meant to be toasted, though. Who is the milkman? What is the purpose of the goggles?

30th April 2005, 02:20	#5
dlinkwit27 has no CT (Forum King) Join Date: Sep 2000 Posts: 13,236	15 seconds on 50% power here an they start to expand ::Deviant Me::Last.fm::WhatPulse Stats::Folding @ Home

30th April 2005, 03:04	#6
beanboy89 (Major Dude) isn't very custom Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Pennsylvania, USA Posts: 2,004	Warm Smores Pop-Tarts. Site \| Help us count

30th April 2005, 03:24	#10
MidnightViper88 Made In The USA (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The 502 Posts: 9,100	Plus, they're called POP Tarts...You can't make them pop in any way if you put them in a microwave, making the worthwhile name null and void... "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz

30th April 2005, 01:28	#2
missyob Angel of Winamp Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: The Winamp House Posts: 4,578	I like cold Poptarts

30th April 2005, 03:20	#9
missyob Angel of Winamp Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: The Winamp House Posts: 4,578	Use the toaster. It heats them evenly........

30th April 2005, 03:26	#11
beanboy89 (Major Dude) isn't very custom Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Pennsylvania, USA Posts: 2,004	I use a toaster oven; our toaster has been broken for ages. Site \| Help us count

30th April 2005, 06:05	#14
bemymonkey Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Germany Posts: 461	microwaves heat the water molecules in the food... i don't think there's a lot of water in a pop-tart... which explains why microwaving doesn't work very well... Weeeeeeeeeeee

30th April 2005, 12:09	#16
mysterious_w Forum King Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Good ol' Britain Posts: 2,750	I haven't had a poptart in ages. But yeah, use a toaster.

30th April 2005, 16:24	#17
ScorLibran Resident Floydian Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 6,222	The "3 second" instruction on Poptart boxes is generally a load of crap. It takes 3 seconds for most microwaves to "come up to speed" and just begin warming. I cook my Poptarts 12 seconds (for two), and they come out perfect.

30th April 2005, 18:54	#18
Hipartgirl14 Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: USA,NY Posts: 78	Ok first of all i love cold pop-tarts they are the best. Secound of all my all- time favorite type of pop-tarts are the Strawberry Milkshake Pop-tarts. You can't Argue with that. Yes'm

30th April 2005, 19:06	#19
LuigiHann Forum King Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: 80's Japan Posts: 3,449	Strawberry Milkshake? Sounds intriguing. Who is the milkman? What is the purpose of the goggles?

1st May 2005, 06:58	#21
Psythik Got his CT back and didn't pay $10 (Forum King) Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 3,583	Pop Tarts are disgusting. Toaster Strudel all the way. Yum. This is a sig of some nature.

1st May 2005, 07:07	#22
MidnightViper88 Made In The USA (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The 502 Posts: 9,100	Pop Tarts are good if you're in a rush for something... ...but when I actually have time to sit down for breakfast, I would agree; Toaster Strudels do own... "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz

1st May 2005, 11:27	#23
mark Forum King Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Norn Ir'nd, leek... Posts: 6,287	i was never allowed them. My mum was convinced they'd set the toaster on fire and burn down the house

1st May 2005, 13:00	#24
MidnightViper88 Made In The USA (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The 502 Posts: 9,100	in the voice of Helen 'Mama' Boucher Pop Tarts are the devil! "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz

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