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20th July 2005, 07:44
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Alternative careers for fallen rockstars.....
So, Johnny Rockstar's last 2 albums bombed. He's lost his record contract, mansion, mistress, wife (and kids), timeshare in the salt flats. Not only that, his subscription to NME was cancelled.
What alternative careers would you line up? Morrissey - Post Office Clerk Bobby Gillespie - Milkman Ozzy Osborne - Air Traffic Controller Neil Tennant - A career in scaffolding? Secret Snacker & Accomplished Pen Thief At: 
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20th July 2005, 09:06
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ummm...
Britney Spears - Receptionist Mike Patton - Children's TV Host Henry Rollins - Librarian Keith Richards - Democratic Candidate for The US Presidency 2008 |
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20th July 2005, 19:16
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Axl Rose should be an MTV producer...It fits his personality well...
"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz |
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21st July 2005, 06:16
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He'd make an excellent bus driver.
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22nd July 2005, 01:52
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Zach de la Rocha should be in the DC Circuit...
Wouldn't know about his polticial position, but we need someone angry like him in our gov't... "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz |
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22nd July 2005, 06:49
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Yes, Billy Bragg for PM!
Ronan Keating - A paper-round in Toxtexth (dressed as a rooster). Under the supervision of head paper boy. Secret Snacker & Accomplished Pen Thief At:
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22nd July 2005, 18:16
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Robert Smith (cure) as the new spokes person for the weight watchers. ( did it look like this dude has two chins or was it a bad connection with France during live8)
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3rd August 2005, 07:40
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Ozzy should be a Puppeteer at a Library for kids, george michals should be a...hmmmm...dominatrix?
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8th August 2005, 18:52
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