27th November 2005, 11:36
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Places to stick it in
     
"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz |
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27th November 2005, 11:58
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Post initializing...
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ouch
/me free bases the spam Ahh that feels better... ROFLS! :massive igor: |
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27th November 2005, 14:46
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"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz |
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27th November 2005, 15:23
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27th November 2005, 15:34
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oooohhhhhhhhhhhhh winky wanky woo!
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27th November 2005, 16:07
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Moderator Alumni
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27th November 2005, 16:18
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Forum Emo
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27th November 2005, 19:16
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und keine Eier!
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Spiral out, my friend. You will find your way back to yourself, we all will. I'll be waiting, and shall see you on the other side... |
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27th November 2005, 19:23
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Made In The USA
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"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz |
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27th November 2005, 19:30
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und keine Eier!
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No, ouch. Stick with the toilte paper, it's much more soft...
....not that I would know from experience, or anything like that... Spiral out, my friend. You will find your way back to yourself, we all will. I'll be waiting, and shall see you on the other side... |
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27th November 2005, 19:31
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Forum Emo
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rofls
 the guys and I came up with this one:"I'd like to plug my USB cord into your port"
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27th November 2005, 23:53
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Speaking of noodles...
I got you beat. |
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28th November 2005, 00:00
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Quote:
"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz |
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28th November 2005, 00:12
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I'm eating them as fast as I can. I can only handle so much spicy noodle soup a day.
It's good shit, though. 
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28th November 2005, 01:08
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Save me some dammit!
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28th November 2005, 01:22
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Forum Domo
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The most realistic option for most:
 elevatorladyelevatorladyelevatorladyelevatorladyelevatorladylevitateme |
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28th November 2005, 04:00
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 <obligatory pussy joke> |
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28th November 2005, 10:47
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  Jesus loves you [yes, you] so much, he even died for you so that you will not need to die, but live forever |
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28th November 2005, 18:29
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Bin King
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28th November 2005, 20:01
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WTFF?!?
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29th November 2005, 03:25
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29th November 2005, 07:31
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Fοrum King (AVS Reviewer)
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That is just... wrong.
Jesus loves you [yes, you] so much, he even died for you so that you will not need to die, but live forever |
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29th November 2005, 20:24
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Made In The USA
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Greatest internet thing I've seen in a while...
"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz |
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