Paris taking romance a bit too far

MidnightViper88 · 4th December 2005, 23:41

Sorry...No night-time porn videos from a certain Hilton, but it's still a sexual Paris one way or another...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3975607.stm

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Officials were concerned about damage to the effigy's groin area

'Lewd rubbing' shuts Paris statue

Pere Lachaise cemetery in Paris has fenced off a famous tomb to prevent lewd acts being performed on a statue.

The effigy of 19th Century journalist known as Victor Noir has long been popular with women visitors.

This is partly due to his reputation as a romantic figure, and partly because of the effigy's design.

Officials concerned about damage to the icon's groin area have erected a fence around the grave, and a sign prohibiting indecent rubbing.

Noir - whose real name was Yvan Salman - was killed by Pierre Bonaparte, a great-nephew of the Emperor Napoleon, after bearing him a challenge to a duel.

According to the story, he was due to get married the day after he was killed.

The statue shows Noir in a frock coat and trousers lying flat on his back, with a distinct enlargement in the groin.

The effigy has been held as an aid to love or fertility.

It is said that a woman who kisses the lips of the prostrate statue and slips a flower into the upturned top hat will find a husband by the end of the year.

The new sign warns: "Any damage caused by graffiti or indecent rubbing will be prosecuted."

I don't know, I can't really blame the women...You'll never see guys with that big and hard of a buldge in their pants like that...Or something...

rockouthippie · 5th December 2005, 01:17

I thought leaning on the washing machine was good, but?.

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 5th December 2005, 02:06

Buncha nasty necro sluts...

mikm · 5th December 2005, 02:20

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Originally posted by rockouthippie
I thought leaning on the washing machine was good, but?.

Hmm...that gives me an idea

/Runs off to patent washing machines that can use vibrator attachments

ElChevelle · 5th December 2005, 12:02

Stiff

shakey_snake · 5th December 2005, 14:20

Ah, French girls.
What's the opposite of deep?

zootm · 5th December 2005, 16:24

A Scotsman's pockets?

J_Darnley · 5th December 2005, 17:48

I like that sign they have erected "Any damage caused by graffiti or indecent rubbing will be prosecuted." Indecent rubbing that is hilarious.

Bilbo Baggins · 5th December 2005, 22:06

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Originally posted by zootm
A Scotsman's pockets?

I'd like to challenge that remark. The deputy manager where I work is Scottish and he bought us all lunch last Saturday.

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