"Nice reading, dick!"

MidnightViper88 · 6th December 2005, 00:14

In my English class, we're reading Shakepeare's play "Macbeth"...The role of Lennox was assigned to this one kid in our class, Kyle, who's a real lazy dumbass...He's just that kind of unfavorable moron you love to hate...

This guy can't read, either, always fumbling over the speech of the words...Kyle wasn't even into 2 or 3 lines of his part where he first comes in, and the person sitting in the desk next to him without hesitation just shouts out in front of the class "Nice reading, dick!"...Out of nowhere, straight-up calling him out...

Our teacher did nothing; She just told him to not use profanity...Funny thing is that she tried hard not to laugh out loud with the rest of the class...

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 6th December 2005, 01:11

It's good when teachers actually have a sense of humor, too. Of course, it wouldn't be funny if Kyle really had a reading problem, but if he's just a lazy ass, then he deserves it.

skryingbreath · 6th December 2005, 01:40

Te-teh-teh-teh...TODAY JUNIOR!
/end billy madison

LuigiHann · 6th December 2005, 01:55

Considering the idea of the entire class laughing at me (unless I was being intentionally funny) is pretty much a huge nightmare, I feel kind bad for him. If he's the type who's always a jerk to everyone I suppose he had it coming, but I don't know so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. *shrug*

6th December 2005, 12:26

I wouldn't really care because I know by myself I still own everyone in my class anyway.

d0rk · 6th December 2005, 19:26

I guess I don't see the humor in this.

You're laughing at a kid because he has a hard time reading.

Fuck you.

skryingbreath · 6th December 2005, 19:28

They arent laughing at that, they are laughing at the fact that the kid called him out on it...

At least I think that is what the laughter is about >.<;

d0rk · 6th December 2005, 19:29

Quote:

Originally posted by skryingbreath
They arent laughing at that, they are laughing at the fact that the kid called him out on it...

At least I think that is what the laughter is about >.<;

Yes, but why did the guy say it?

Because he has a hard time reading.

So I repeat.

Fuck you.

Mr Jones · 6th December 2005, 19:31

Y'all be laughing on the other side of your faces when Kyle comes back with his buddies Simon Shotgun and Harry Handgun and ventilates your heads for you , in that special way only fucked up teenage kids who constantly get ripped on can do....

As my Grandpa used to say..'More to be pitied than mocked"

MidnightViper88 · 6th December 2005, 20:28

Quote:

Originally posted by LuigiHann
If he's the type who's always a jerk to everyone

Actually, you are right...

He hardly does any work in class, occasionally likes to bitch and moan with the teacher, and tries to act like a smart-ass with most anyone in the class...

I remember during my freshman year, Kyle and this one other kid loved to pick on my friend Justin for no damn reason at all...Towards the end of the year, they had a stool and were "poking" it (Not literally) at Justin, and my friend just fucking snapped at them...All laughing and giggling they were doing instantly stopped, and they had the most scared expressions on their faces I'd ever seen...

I can't stand his assholeness...

7th December 2005, 07:12

Quote:

Originally posted by MidnightViper88
He hardly does any work in class, and tries to act like a smart-ass with most anyone in the class...

MidnightViper88 · 7th December 2005, 22:16

What do you look so paranoid for?

Are you him?

ElChevelle · 8th December 2005, 01:12

If she had said, "Nice fucking, Dick!" I'd have been most impressed.

6th December 2005, 00:14	#1
MidnightViper88 Made In The USA (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The 502 Posts: 9,100	"Nice reading, dick!" In my English class, we're reading Shakepeare's play "Macbeth"...The role of Lennox was assigned to this one kid in our class, Kyle, who's a real lazy dumbass...He's just that kind of unfavorable moron you love to hate... This guy can't read, either, always fumbling over the speech of the words...Kyle wasn't even into 2 or 3 lines of his part where he first comes in, and the person sitting in the desk next to him without hesitation just shouts out in front of the class "Nice reading, dick!"...Out of nowhere, straight-up calling him out... Our teacher did nothing; She just told him to not use profanity...Funny thing is that she tried hard not to laugh out loud with the rest of the class... "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz

6th December 2005, 01:55	#4
LuigiHann Forum King Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: 80's Japan Posts: 3,449	Considering the idea of the entire class laughing at me (unless I was being intentionally funny) is pretty much a huge nightmare, I feel kind bad for him. If he's the type who's always a jerk to everyone I suppose he had it coming, but I don't know so I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. shrug Who is the milkman? What is the purpose of the goggles?

6th December 2005, 19:26	#6
d0rk I contribute nothing. (Forum King) Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Virgacalementoflagantionio Posts: 3,030	I guess I don't see the humor in this. You're laughing at a kid because he has a hard time reading. Fuck you. I came for the hatred. I stayed for the ballbag.

7th December 2005, 22:16	#12
MidnightViper88 Made In The USA (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The 502 Posts: 9,100	What do you look so paranoid for? Are you him? "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz

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6th December 2005, 01:11	#2
sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,839	It's good when teachers actually have a sense of humor, too. Of course, it wouldn't be funny if Kyle really had a reading problem, but if he's just a lazy ass, then he deserves it.

6th December 2005, 01:40	#3
skryingbreath Post initializing... Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,065	Te-teh-teh-teh...TODAY JUNIOR! /end billy madison

6th December 2005, 12:26	#5
Guest232 Guest Posts: n/a	I wouldn't really care because I know by myself I still own everyone in my class anyway.

6th December 2005, 19:28	#7
skryingbreath Post initializing... Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,065	They arent laughing at that, they are laughing at the fact that the kid called him out on it... At least I think that is what the laughter is about >.<;

6th December 2005, 19:31	#9
Mr Jones Nothing to say... Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: UK Posts: 23,098	Y'all be laughing on the other side of your faces when Kyle comes back with his buddies Simon Shotgun and Harry Handgun and ventilates your heads for you , in that special way only fucked up teenage kids who constantly get ripped on can do.... As my Grandpa used to say..'More to be pitied than mocked"

8th December 2005, 01:12	#13
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	If she had said, "Nice fucking, Dick!" I'd have been most impressed.