a thank you

CaboWaboAddict · 7th December 2005, 20:29

Happy Holidays!!!!

In the spirit of holiday giving, I am giving back to you:
My heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me "forwards" over the past 12 months. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy.

Extra thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat crap in the glue on envelopes cause I now have to go get a wet towel every time I need to seal an envelope. Also, I scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason.

Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.

I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans.

I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.

I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.

I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.

I no longer go to shopping malls because someone might drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.

I no longer receive packages from nor send packages by UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise.

I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan.

I no longer eat KFC because their "chickens" are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.

I no longer have any sneakers -- but that will change once I receive my free replacement pair from ****.

I no longer have to buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe.

A special thanks because I no longer worry about my soul because at last count I have 363,214 angels looking out for me. Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes.

In the spirit of giving, I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick person who is about to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time)

I no longer have any money at all - but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special email program.

Yes, I want to thank you so much for looking out for me that I will now return the favor! If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 7 minutes, a large pigeon with a wicked case of diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM (CDT) this afternoon. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician.

I wish I could take credit for this! I got it in an email today.

ElChevelle · 7th December 2005, 21:48

Obviously.
It's not so much rat turds but cockroach larvae that should keep you from licking your envelopes.
I'd like to thank almost all of you for making this my home over the last five and a half years.
Much love!

missyob · 7th December 2005, 23:26

I want to say Thank you to everyone here for always making me feel loved when I am going through hard times, for always being here when I needed you most over these years.

I love my winamp family,

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 7th December 2005, 23:39

*raises glass*

missyob · 8th December 2005, 00:37

You have been drinking a lot lately sarge, I am getting worried about you

Mattress · 8th December 2005, 00:39

I'll drink to that.

missyob · 8th December 2005, 00:44

If I drank I would drink to that too

ElChevelle · 8th December 2005, 01:30

I'll drink to all who drink!

CaboWaboAddict · 8th December 2005, 20:59

A round on me folks! *Raises glass of Cabo Wabo*

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 9th December 2005, 02:17

Quote:

You have been drinking a lot lately sarge, I am getting worried about you

Don't worry about me. Worry about my liver.

Mattress · 9th December 2005, 04:52

good thing livers regenerate

ShyShy · 9th December 2005, 04:54

Thank you to all the friends we've made over the years here in nuthouse!

7th December 2005, 20:29	#1
CaboWaboAddict Forum Sot (Major Dude) Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Marietta, Ga. U.S.A. Posts: 3,916	a thank you Happy Holidays!!!! In the spirit of holiday giving, I am giving back to you: My heartfelt appreciation goes out to all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me "forwards" over the past 12 months. Thank you for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy. Extra thanks to whoever sent me the one about rat crap in the glue on envelopes cause I now have to go get a wet towel every time I need to seal an envelope. Also, I scrub the top of every can I open for the same reason. Because of your concern I no longer drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains. I no longer drink Pepsi or Dr Pepper since the people who make these products are atheists who refuse to put "Under God" on their cans. I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer. I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS. I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day. I no longer go to shopping malls because someone might drug me with a perfume sample and rob me. I no longer receive packages from nor send packages by UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise. I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a number for which I will get a phone bill with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Uzbekistan. I no longer eat KFC because their "chickens" are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers. I no longer have any sneakers -- but that will change once I receive my free replacement pair from **. I no longer have to buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe. A special thanks because I no longer worry about my soul because at last count I have 363,214 angels looking out for me. Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I forward an e-mail to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes. In the spirit of giving, I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick person who is about to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time) I no longer have any money at all - but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special email program. Yes, I want to thank you so much for looking out for me that I will now return the favor! If you don't send this e-mail to at least 144,000 people in the next 7 minutes, a large pigeon with a wicked case of diarrhea will land on your head at 5:00 PM (CDT) this afternoon. I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's second husband's cousin's beautician. I wish I could take credit for this! I got it in an email today. Idiot's Advocate** My site (under construction)

8th December 2005, 00:39	#6
Mattress Forum King Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Milwaukee Posts: 4,577	I'll drink to that. Besides shooting out a big blank from your buttock, you can feel as if your root chakra leaked sweet hot mucus.

8th December 2005, 20:59	#9
CaboWaboAddict Forum Sot (Major Dude) Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Marietta, Ga. U.S.A. Posts: 3,916	A round on me folks! Raises glass of Cabo Wabo Idiot's Advocate My site (under construction)

9th December 2005, 04:52	#11
Mattress Forum King Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Milwaukee Posts: 4,577	good thing livers regenerate Besides shooting out a big blank from your buttock, you can feel as if your root chakra leaked sweet hot mucus.

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7th December 2005, 21:48	#2
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	Obviously. It's not so much rat turds but cockroach larvae that should keep you from licking your envelopes. I'd like to thank almost all of you for making this my home over the last five and a half years. Much love!

7th December 2005, 23:26	#3
missyob Angel of Winamp Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: The Winamp House Posts: 4,578	I want to say Thank you to everyone here for always making me feel loved when I am going through hard times, for always being here when I needed you most over these years. I love my winamp family,

7th December 2005, 23:39	#4
sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,839	raises glass

8th December 2005, 00:37	#5
missyob Angel of Winamp Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: The Winamp House Posts: 4,578	You have been drinking a lot lately sarge, I am getting worried about you

8th December 2005, 00:44	#7
missyob Angel of Winamp Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: The Winamp House Posts: 4,578	If I drank I would drink to that too

8th December 2005, 01:30	#8
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,448	I'll drink to all who drink!

9th December 2005, 04:54	#12
ShyShy Amazon Bush Woman Forum Queen Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Sticks, Queensland Posts: 8,066	Thank you to all the friends we've made over the years here in nuthouse!