Fuking girls and thery fuking humor

fastingaciu · 22nd May 2006, 22:02

I was on a date with the girl, one of the most hot girls in my school, and we were talking about sex and after like 5 min of talking about that she tells me that she dosn't do condoms.

I was sochked beacause I knew she had sex with lots of guys and after like some thinking I told her that if we'r going to do it we'r going to use a condom and she said that no we won't and after like some time she said that in that case we'r going to have to stop seeing eachother.

Really sad I said that I'm sorry that things didn't work out and I left and she started runing after me saying that it was a joke. I meen who the hell jokes like that?

Mr Jones · 22nd May 2006, 22:10

Fuck her and make sure there is a hole in the condom then see who laughs last.

skryingbreath · 22nd May 2006, 22:52

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Originally posted by fastingaciu
I meen who the hell jokes like that?

QFT my friend.

eheiney · 22nd May 2006, 23:26

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Originally posted by Mr Jones
Fuck her and make sure there is a hole in the condom then see who laughs last.

Two words: Child support.

fastingaciu · 22nd May 2006, 23:27

S-uper_T-oast · 23rd May 2006, 00:28

Stab the bitch in her uterus. That way she won't be able to reproduce have 14 stupid kids.

Mr Jones · 23rd May 2006, 06:23

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Originally posted by denkensiefursich
Two words: Child support.

I know humor is a relative concept to some around these parts, but do try and keep up , it's so important.

Tuggummi · 23rd May 2006, 09:17

One word: Donkey Punch

Mr Jones · 23rd May 2006, 09:31

That's two words by the way.......

Anyhow, try a cigarette punch instead, much more interesting....

ElChevelle · 23rd May 2006, 11:03

Odd that someone reported this thread to me as obscene via e-mail. Someone whom I've never heard of before to boot.
It must have been your girl, fasting

fastingaciu · 23rd May 2006, 11:35

Naw she doesn't hang on these forums and it's not acidentaly.

Schmeet · 23rd May 2006, 16:03

why is she telling jokes when having sex?

Tuggummi · 23rd May 2006, 17:21

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Originally posted by Schmeet
why is she telling jokes when having sex?

That sounds pretty awesome.

eheiney · 24th May 2006, 02:49

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Originally posted by ElChevelle
Odd that someone reported this thread to me as obscene via e-mail. Someone whom I've never heard of before to boot.
It must have been your girl, fasting

It wasn't by chance __s7777777, was it? I got a really stupid email from this person, asking a really stupid question about something I posted a few weeks ago.

hgnis · 24th May 2006, 02:59

Stupid is as stupid does SIR!

The Goat · 24th May 2006, 04:10

lol owned by joke

you should've just asked if her she preferred anal instead of walking away

better yet, Cleveland Steamer!

shakey_snake · 24th May 2006, 05:41

But it's not a condom, it a prophylactic!

ElChevelle · 24th May 2006, 11:25

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Originally posted by denkensiefursich
It wasn't by chance __s7777777, was it? I got a really stupid email from this person, asking a really stupid question about something I posted a few weeks ago.

No, someone a little more feminine sounding.

22nd May 2006, 22:02	#1
fastingaciu Major Dude Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 940	Fuking girls and thery fuking humor I was on a date with the girl, one of the most hot girls in my school, and we were talking about sex and after like 5 min of talking about that she tells me that she dosn't do condoms. I was sochked beacause I knew she had sex with lots of guys and after like some thinking I told her that if we'r going to do it we'r going to use a condom and she said that no we won't and after like some time she said that in that case we'r going to have to stop seeing eachother. Really sad I said that I'm sorry that things didn't work out and I left and she started runing after me saying that it was a joke. I meen who the hell jokes like that? Those who can do, do; those who can't do, teach. Last edited by fastingaciu; 22nd May 2006 at 22:18.

22nd May 2006, 23:27	#5
fastingaciu Major Dude Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 940	Those who can do, do; those who can't do, teach.

23rd May 2006, 09:17	#8
Tuggummi Bin King Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Finland Posts: 2,168	One word: Donkey Punch Texer Resources Im retarded... err i mean retired! Probably both...

23rd May 2006, 11:35	#11
fastingaciu Major Dude Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Canada Posts: 940	Naw she doesn't hang on these forums and it's not acidentaly. Those who can do, do; those who can't do, teach.

24th May 2006, 02:59	#15
hgnis Hobbit Humper Forum King Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: banned camp Posts: 4,098	Stupid is as stupid does SIR! I am so important I feel the need to let it be known like a liberal discovering the internets for the first time. Uh hur hur hur. I also wash myself with a rag on a stick. Reality bites <3

22nd May 2006, 22:10	#2
Mr Jones Nothing to say... Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: UK Posts: 23,020	Fuck her and make sure there is a hole in the condom then see who laughs last.

23rd May 2006, 00:28	#6
S-uper_T-oast Forum King Join Date: May 2003 Location: Fnord?! Posts: 2,653	Stab the bitch in her uterus. That way she won't be able to reproduce have 14 stupid kids.

23rd May 2006, 09:31	#9
Mr Jones Nothing to say... Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: UK Posts: 23,020	That's two words by the way....... Anyhow, try a cigarette punch instead, much more interesting....

23rd May 2006, 11:03	#10
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,431	Odd that someone reported this thread to me as obscene via e-mail. Someone whom I've never heard of before to boot. It must have been your girl, fasting

23rd May 2006, 16:03	#12
Schmeet Major Dude Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: The timid west Posts: 1,453	why is she telling jokes when having sex?

24th May 2006, 04:10	#16
The Goat Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 37	lol owned by joke you should've just asked if her she preferred anal instead of walking away better yet, Cleveland Steamer!

24th May 2006, 05:41	#17
shakey_snake Forum Domo Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Everyone, get over here for the picture! Posts: 4,329	But it's not a condom, it a prophylactic! elevatorladyelevatorladyelevatorladyelevatorladyelevatorladylevitateme

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