I'm sober

MidnightViper88 · 6th October 2006, 02:55

I wish I was drunk so I could post drunk threads instead of sober threads...

I could post a drunk thread sober, but given how stupid that would be, I would have to force myself to get drunk, and by the time I'm drunk enough to post a drunk thread, I'd probably have passed out...

fuck, this is so difficult...

skryingbreath · 6th October 2006, 04:22

You, my good sir, are in quite the conundrum.

S-uper_T-oast · 6th October 2006, 07:25

Go take some E. Everything will be much clearer.

Warrior of the Light · 6th October 2006, 11:16

try posting a sober thread when you're drunk instead

Razzinno · 6th October 2006, 12:02

until you see red or pass out in bed

6th October 2006, 02:55	#1
MidnightViper88 Made In The USA (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The 502 Posts: 9,096	I'm sober I wish I was drunk so I could post drunk threads instead of sober threads... I could post a drunk thread sober, but given how stupid that would be, I would have to force myself to get drunk, and by the time I'm drunk enough to post a drunk thread, I'd probably have passed out... fuck, this is so difficult... "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz

6th October 2006, 11:16	#4
Warrior of the Light Fοrum King (AVS Reviewer) Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 3,785	try posting a sober thread when you're drunk instead Jesus loves you [yes, you] so much, he even died for you so that you will not need to die, but live forever

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6th October 2006, 04:22	#2
skryingbreath Post initializing... Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,100	You, my good sir, are in quite the conundrum.

6th October 2006, 07:25	#3
S-uper_T-oast Forum King Join Date: May 2003 Location: Fnord?! Posts: 2,653	Go take some E. Everything will be much clearer.

6th October 2006, 12:02	#5
Razzinno Piffle Producer Join Date: May 2006 Location: the secret files of my pc Posts: 2,589	until you see red or pass out in bed