I shouldn't have gone out for 30 minutes...

MidnightViper88 · 10th October 2006, 22:27

I wanted to go out to Target today, since Trivium's new CD "The Crusade" has been released today...I figured I could get out today too, since I've been by myself and inside most of the day...I get out to my car, and to my frustration, see there's clearcoat overspray on my windsheild from Saturday when I painted my rear-view mirrors (I apparently have to now cover my whole fucking car in newspaper if I wanna paint even the smallest body panel

)...Even with denatured alcohol, that shit takes a bit of rubbing to get out...That sets me back a few minutes from leaving, and I'm already a little pissed about the overspray, but I leave anyway...

On my way to Target, I take a shortcut through the backroads instead of taking Dixie Highway...There's this small stretch of road behind Target where little traffic usually flows and it's very wide; Unfortunatly, I get behind some senile dumbass that wants to take a slow-ass Sunday cruise...I'd pass him up, but for some reason, there's a whole butt-load of traffic coming towards me in the opposite direction, so I can't pass the fucker up...Love the timing...

I get to Target, and they don't fucking have Trivium...You'd think they have it, since they carry Slayer and Shadows Fall and every shitty emo band that's been signed to record, but I probably couldn't find it since this is a crappy Target...They don't have much of anything; There's a better one near my mom's house anyway...I thought about running over to Circuit City (Not that far down Dixie Highway where Target's at), but I desided first to pop in nextdoor at Shoe Carnival to say "Hey" to my cousin who works there...

I pop in there and talk to him for a minute, and he tells me he has a copy of Trivium's new CD...Damn, and I was gonna buy it too...

I then deside to myself to just head back to the house, since I don't have to buy the CD, and will just burn a copy from him...

The only thing I did get out of going out by thus far is a picture of the White Castles along Dixie, which is on my way back home...They're building another White Castle next to the pre-existing White Castle, since they're gonna tear the old one down so they can widen Dixie Highway...You just don't see two identical buildings next to each other like that...

But alas, on my way back, there's a bunch of traffic that gets in my way...There's this shortcut to Kroger (So you don't have to go around the traffic island lights; This path takes you directly there), and there's someone wanting to go through it...Only problem is that it's a left turn, and there's a bunch of traffic coming the opposite way, so whoever's wanting to turn has been waiting a while to turn, and in turn, is backing up a bunch of traffic...The guy turns, traffic (Slowly) creeps forward...

I come up to the traffic island, and I desided to turn left, since the left turn light is already green, and the lane going straight is red...I almost make it, but there's this middle-aged dick in this Civic that slams on his brakes the moment the light turns yellow, and then just sits there behind the traffic line...He doesn't even go when there's a break in on-coming traffic where he could've easily gone...NO, he fucking sits there, and I miss a whole fucking light because of this dumbass, and all I wanted to do was turn left while the light was still green...Excuse me, sir? The sign says that left turners yield if their light isn't on, it doesn't say stick a thumb up your ass and catch the next light!

And of course, when I finally get to my neighborhood, I get another slow-ass Sunday driver in front of me all the way till I reach my house...Fuck!

Ugh...If I knew my cousin already had the CD, I wouldn't have gone out...Damn...

swingdjted · 11th October 2006, 00:17

old bedsheets make good car covers if you're painting

you're at least saving a little money getting the burn instead of the original

sunday drivers on tuesday piss me off too, but they don't piss me off as much as people who are intentional asshole drivers

ElChevelle · 11th October 2006, 01:00

/reads long ass post while listening to new Trivium CD

Evil Lu · 11th October 2006, 05:32

You like bitching more than I do. You should start a blog

swingdjted · 11th October 2006, 10:34

Quote:

Originally posted by ElChevelle
/reads long ass post while listening to new Trivium CD

Am I evil for laughing when I read this?

(no disrespect, MV

)

MidnightViper88 · 11th October 2006, 20:39

Quote:

Originally posted by Evil Lu
You like bitching more than I do. You should start a blog

No, this isn't bitching...

Bitching would be if I complained about how I find out my wife is cheating with my best friend, someone steals my car, my boss is calling me so he can lay me off of my job, a bolt of lightning strikes me down, and my house catches fire, all at the same time...

...but multiple incidents within a 30 minute time frame is close enough for warrent...

I went to my Target (In St. Matthews) after school today, and they've got the CD...God, the Target in PRP sucks...

Mattress · 12th October 2006, 13:46

no, you were bitching, still are.

swingdjted · 12th October 2006, 21:31

Good; that's what this place is for, and I'm glad it is here.

10th October 2006, 22:27	#1
MidnightViper88 Made In The USA (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The 502 Posts: 9,096	I shouldn't have gone out for 30 minutes... I wanted to go out to Target today, since Trivium's new CD "The Crusade" has been released today...I figured I could get out today too, since I've been by myself and inside most of the day...I get out to my car, and to my frustration, see there's clearcoat overspray on my windsheild from Saturday when I painted my rear-view mirrors (I apparently have to now cover my whole fucking car in newspaper if I wanna paint even the smallest body panel )...Even with denatured alcohol, that shit takes a bit of rubbing to get out...That sets me back a few minutes from leaving, and I'm already a little pissed about the overspray, but I leave anyway... On my way to Target, I take a shortcut through the backroads instead of taking Dixie Highway...There's this small stretch of road behind Target where little traffic usually flows and it's very wide; Unfortunatly, I get behind some senile dumbass that wants to take a slow-ass Sunday cruise...I'd pass him up, but for some reason, there's a whole butt-load of traffic coming towards me in the opposite direction, so I can't pass the fucker up...Love the timing... I get to Target, and they don't fucking have Trivium...You'd think they have it, since they carry Slayer and Shadows Fall and every shitty emo band that's been signed to record, but I probably couldn't find it since this is a crappy Target...They don't have much of anything; There's a better one near my mom's house anyway...I thought about running over to Circuit City (Not that far down Dixie Highway where Target's at), but I desided first to pop in nextdoor at Shoe Carnival to say "Hey" to my cousin who works there... I pop in there and talk to him for a minute, and he tells me he has a copy of Trivium's new CD...Damn, and I was gonna buy it too... I then deside to myself to just head back to the house, since I don't have to buy the CD, and will just burn a copy from him... The only thing I did get out of going out by thus far is a picture of the White Castles along Dixie, which is on my way back home...They're building another White Castle next to the pre-existing White Castle, since they're gonna tear the old one down so they can widen Dixie Highway...You just don't see two identical buildings next to each other like that... But alas, on my way back, there's a bunch of traffic that gets in my way...There's this shortcut to Kroger (So you don't have to go around the traffic island lights; This path takes you directly there), and there's someone wanting to go through it...Only problem is that it's a left turn, and there's a bunch of traffic coming the opposite way, so whoever's wanting to turn has been waiting a while to turn, and in turn, is backing up a bunch of traffic...The guy turns, traffic (Slowly) creeps forward... I come up to the traffic island, and I desided to turn left, since the left turn light is already green, and the lane going straight is red...I almost make it, but there's this middle-aged dick in this Civic that slams on his brakes the moment the light turns yellow, and then just sits there behind the traffic line...He doesn't even go when there's a break in on-coming traffic where he could've easily gone...NO, he fucking sits there, and I miss a whole fucking light because of this dumbass, and all I wanted to do was turn left while the light was still green...Excuse me, sir? The sign says that left turners yield if their light isn't on, it doesn't say stick a thumb up your ass and catch the next light! And of course, when I finally get to my neighborhood, I get another slow-ass Sunday driver in front of me all the way till I reach my house...Fuck! Ugh...If I knew my cousin already had the CD, I wouldn't have gone out...Damn... "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz

11th October 2006, 00:17	#2
swingdjted DRINK BEER NOW (Forum King) Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Southern West Virginia Posts: 9,621	old bedsheets make good car covers if you're painting you're at least saving a little money getting the burn instead of the original sunday drivers on tuesday piss me off too, but they don't piss me off as much as people who are intentional asshole drivers Don't forget to live before you die.

12th October 2006, 13:46	#7
Mattress Forum King Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Milwaukee Posts: 4,577	no, you were bitching, still are. Besides shooting out a big blank from your buttock, you can feel as if your root chakra leaked sweet hot mucus.

12th October 2006, 21:31	#8
swingdjted DRINK BEER NOW (Forum King) Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: Southern West Virginia Posts: 9,621	Good; that's what this place is for, and I'm glad it is here. Don't forget to live before you die.

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11th October 2006, 01:00	#3
ElChevelle Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: the MANCANNON! Posts: 22,431	/reads long ass post while listening to new Trivium CD

11th October 2006, 05:32	#4
Evil Lu Forum Maitresse Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: I'm hiding under your bed Posts: 2,974	You like bitching more than I do. You should start a blog