19th November 2006, 22:53
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Roses are red
Violets are blue I have an erection For someone other than you *snaps fingers* "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz |
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19th November 2006, 22:58
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In during all your base.
Roses are red Violets are blue All my base Are belong to you |
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19th November 2006, 23:02
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Roses are red
Violets are blue I'm in ur base killing ur doodz |
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19th November 2006, 23:06
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Roses are red
Mom got scared I could tell it was rare Yo, holmes. To Bel-Air! |
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19th November 2006, 23:09
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I could hear her cries,
"DUMBLEDORE DIES" |
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19th November 2006, 23:10
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I snuck in for a little kiss
Something I was afraid to miss Opened the door, out came mist Bart, get out! I'm piss! |
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19th November 2006, 23:14
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HI, I'M GEORGE ZIMMER, FOUNDER AND CEO OF THE MEN'S WEARHOUSE
I SEE IT ON THE GROUND, IT LOOKS LIKE A MOUSE ONE TIME I WITNESSED A MANATEE FIT YOU'LL LIKE THE WAY IT LOOKS, I GUARANTEE IT. |
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19th November 2006, 23:16
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On the TV blaring
I can't stop myself from staring I listen closely, for what they said HEAD ON - APPLY DIRECTLY TO FOREHEAD |
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19th November 2006, 23:53
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Made In The USA
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I put my hands between my crotch
In my pants, I begin to botch I say I do it because my hands are cold But in reality, I'm looking at granny's boobies Soggy, floppy, and old "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz |
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20th November 2006, 01:13
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Feed me a stray dog
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Girl I got you a whole
goddamn thing of flowers. Go on & roll over. |
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20th November 2006, 01:17
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And I love you like no other But I am short on cash Can't you see I am on your brother? |
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20th November 2006, 01:26
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Made In The USA
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Baby, you know I love you
It's no lie, yes I really do But I need to have sex with your sister And your kind ol' mother too But it's not what you think it is "What's that problem of his?" It's something different, they called me "Mister" Because they paid me, I just call them "Biz" "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz |
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20th November 2006, 04:09
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Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF chown -R you ~/base Never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway. |
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20th November 2006, 13:39
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Your poems suck!
I was hoping for better, silly little fuck but I suck at it too and it doesn't make me too upsetter. |
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20th November 2006, 13:44
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Roses are red
Violets are violet Go stick your penis In the nearest electrical outlet. My latest pack (old): http://www.winamp.com/plugins/details.php?id=134260 My latest skin: A Skin ? v1.0: http://www.winamp.com/skins/details.php?id=135874 |
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20th November 2006, 14:36
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Roses are red
violets are blue fuck you |
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20th November 2006, 14:52
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Roses are red
Violets are violet it now seems that every sentence ends with the 'et'   Jesus loves you [yes, you] so much, he even died for you so that you will not need to die, but live forever |
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20th November 2006, 17:43
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Feed me a stray dog
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Even a man who is pure in heart
and says his prayers by night may become a goof when the goofbane blooms and the autumn moon is bright. |
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20th November 2006, 18:49
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Major Dude
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Heard your wife left you.
How upset you must be. But don't fret about it. She moved in with me. |
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20th November 2006, 19:09
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Made In The USA
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Roses are red
Violets are blue I fucking hate these chichéd flower poems Just as much as I fucking hate you I'll stick a cable up your ass And through your body, run electrical power I'll bury you 6 feet underground Turn you into compost for a fucking flower Roses are red Violets are blue I like these poems now Only after I had killed you "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz |
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20th November 2006, 21:24
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BRAVO!
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