Get off of your rotund ass and walk, you miserable piece of shit.

[skryingbreath]

God damn.

I generally park in the rear of the parking-lot when I venture forth into the eerie world. It's just nice, I don't have to worry about dinging anyone's doors or inching my way out of a narrow crevasse, and I generally like walking. As for the fat mother fuckers that will breathe to death on their wild and strenuous plight to Wal-Mart, fuck you. For fuck's sake, you're holding up nine fucking people while you wait for the dickhead to pull out of the forth-most spot in the aforementioned parking-lot. I hate you more than anything, you selfish fuckdick. You're slowing down nine other lives because you're too gelatinous to wobble a little bit. Thing of it is, your selfishness takes longer than it would to park further away and walk the extra (I can't fucking believe I'm using this word in this context) distance, and not only does it take longer but it would save time for the people have other shit to do as well, but no - fuck that, you might go into a fucking coma from walking.

[rockouthippie]

Dude, you really need to drive a Lincoln for a while. Put on some Floyd and let the coolness get into your vertebrae.

I didn't get THAT pissed about getting rear-ended.

[tuckerm]

I always like the fat people who sit on the wheel chairs that have motors...They have no injurys or anything, they are just plain lazy.

[ElChevelle]

No shit.

I love parking in the wasteland that is the furthest from the door parking. Of course, the fat, lazy forums have a thread bitching about people who have so much time that they like to park way out there and block the view of the main street. "Those energetic, non-door dinging, walking people people!"

[skryingbreath]

At least I'm not holding anyone up!

[ElChevelle]

I even return my cart to the interior of the store when I'm finished shopping.

[Thunder Pussy]

I park out there & feel good about freeing up a parking spot for an elderly person. If someone who isn't elderly takes the spot, that's their doing.

What's really amusing is coming out of the grocery store & seeing the same car driving around and around, still looking for an spot.

[swingdjted]

* remembers the movie Fried Green Tomatoes

"I'm older and have better insurance"*

[Ulic kel Droma]

Well, I try to park away from other cars, which usually means farther from the store or other establishment.

I am surprised at how people will park next to you when it is not necessary.
People are like herd animals in some ways.

[Kassie]

Heh I work at the hell hole known as wal-mart. If it's not the fucking idiots who think the parking lot is a speedway then yes it's the fucking idiots who SIT IN THE FUCKING MIDDLE of the lane instead of nicely pulling to the side and flashing a blinker to indicate that they are waiting for the spot. It's frustrating when you're trying to GET to the back to get the parking spot out in the nosebleeds because you have to get in and clock in within the next five minutes.

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

[MegaRock]

Hey, those carts come in handy while drunk.

[swingdjted]

@ Sarge and MegaRock