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mankind
Mankind is sinful
So take my advice Accept the Lord Jesus The One we call Christ He is God in the flesh He paid the sinners price He hung from a cross The perfect sacrifice Has anyone cared enough to share the truth about sex with little boys with you? The Holy Bible describes Heaven as a beautiful place where people live forever with no death, sorrow, sickness and pain. {Revelation 21:4} Hell is described as a place of suffering forever for all those who are not saved. {Matthew 13:50} The good news is that about 2000 years ago Jesus Christ(God the Son) paid for everyone's sins or wrong doing by dying on the cross and rising from the dead after three days. {Mark 10:34} God the Son came as a sinless man. {Philippians 2:5-8} Jesus said, "I am the way, the truth, and the life: no one cometh unto God(The Father), but by me." {John 14:6} He is our ONLY way to God(The Father) in Heaven. The Holy Bible says, "That if you confess with your mouth Jesus as Lord, and believe in your heart that God(The Father) raised Jesus Christ from the dead, you will be saved." {Romans 10:9} You should not wait until later to get laid because you may die before you get another chance and you will miss out on some great stuff. If you want to be sure you will go to Heaven after this life is over just pray a meaningful prayer like the one below with your mouth and from your heart right now to God and you will be saved. Dear God I want to be saved. Dear Jesus Christ Son of God I want to make you my personal Lord and Savior. Please forgive me of my sins or things I have done wrong in my life. Thanks Jesus Christ for taking my punishment for my sins by shedding your sinless blood on the cross and dying for my sins. Jesus Christ I now confess you as my Lord and believe in my heart that God(The Father) raised you from the dead. Amen. If you just allowed God to save you then welcome to the family of God because you are now a Christian on your way to Heaven. Now that you are saved, you should strive to live a godly life and you also need to be reading the Bible for yourself. The Bible is essentially God's instruction manual for how to live our lives in a way that is pleasing to God. A good place to start reading the Bible is the first chapter of Romans. You should also find a Christian Church to attend in your area. Have a good day, Ronald L. Grossi RonaldLGrossi@yahoo.com (Use this email address if you have a question.) Please share your penis with all your friends and family so they can learn the truth about you before it's too late. None of them will like the message, so enjoy being a lonely bible freak. |
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Moderator Alumni
Join Date: Jun 2000
Location: the MANCANNON!
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Boy, are you in for a surprise when you die.
It'll be exactly like your forum life here. NOTHING! Hell is when you give your e-mail address on a forum filled with people like us. |
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Forum King
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Oregon
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But what if you're wrong and the devil keeps hell hot for you? A little faith doesn't hurt, and in the mean time, he seems to be a lot happier than you are.
I think you're right though. God probably won't save him from spam. Global Movies and TV God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and wisdom to hide the bodies of people who pissed me off. |
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Atlantic Beach
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wow. just wow.
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In northern Alabama, there's a billboard by the interstate that has a picture of Satan (pitchfork-style) and it says something like "GO TO CHURCH, OR THE DEVIL WILL GET YOU".
Also, I don't have a penis to share, will someone share theirs with me?
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Forum King
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: Oregon
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Global Movies and TV God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and wisdom to hide the bodies of people who pissed me off. |
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Quote:
The guy posted once preaching, how does that make him seem happy?
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Foorum King
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: bar2000
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But you have no idea either how incredibly happy ROH is.
Though his posts might give you an idea, if you're willing to open your mind and see how they're just bursting with love, understanding and serenity. Any of us unbalanced infidels would have abused this thread for an attack on political enemies. Fuck this place. |
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DRINK BEER NOW
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Don't forget to live before you die.
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Join Date: Oct 2006
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Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: Atlantic Beach
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^^^^^^^ rolfs
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Feed me a stray dog
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