Statement 1 and statement 2 do not end with a punctuation of any kind, so I can take statement 1 and statement 2 as open-ended statements with possible further interpretations or statement additions...
1. SuperToast wrote all three statements and is gay.
2. SuperToast is a god of gay.
Thus, you did write all three statements and you are gay, you are a god of gays, and you are infallible as a god and also infallible as a gay...
Can't prove any of that wrong!
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