I'm tired...It's one thing to be tired from physically running around all day, but I also spent some time washing and waxing my car, and then I took my Zyrtec, and then I had a little vodka and orange, so I'm ready to crash anytime soon...
whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo despite my age, I can't stay up late, and then the next thing you know, I'm gonna be yelling at kids to get off my damn lawn...well, it's a good thing I don't own a house yet...although, well, nevermind
It's hard to type with gloves, fingerless, even, by the way...
"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors
"Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz