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Made In The USA
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damn
I'm tired...It's one thing to be tired from physically running around all day, but I also spent some time washing and waxing my car, and then I took my Zyrtec, and then I had a little vodka and orange, so I'm ready to crash anytime soon...
whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo despite my age, I can't stay up late, and then the next thing you know, I'm gonna be yelling at kids to get off my damn lawn...well, it's a good thing I don't own a house yet...although, well, nevermind It's hard to type with gloves, fingerless, even, by the way... "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz |
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Made In The USA
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by the way, although my typing skills look as normal as can be, nothing is making any sense to me right now...
"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz |
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DRINK BEER NOW
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How can we turn this into a counting thread? Perhaps make it a "what was the last drink you had, and how many" and keep a running total... Either way, the thread's here; we might as well do something good with it.
I last had a Goose Island Brewing Company "Nut Brown Ale", but just one with dinner. If you had one screwdriver, that makes this thread up to: 2 Correct me if you had more than one. Don't forget to live before you die.
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Made In The USA
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I was ready to crash at 3; I ended up staying up til around 4:30...I suddenly "woke up" somewhere between...
I think I read something that broke my buzz... "I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz |
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DRINK BEER NOW
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so that makes it
4 total Don't forget to live before you die.
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The Big Bad Boots
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Re: damn
Quote:
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I hate everyone, so you don't have to.
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