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Jesus Freak
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Flies
You know what I'm talking about. Those little black flies that buzz around your ears and hair. I found a few of them after they had been pissing me off by doing that while I slept and kept waking me up. That was part of the reason I didn't sleep very well last night.
Now I'm up early. I should be asleep still. But no. Damn flies. There is no sig. |
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Made In The USA
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You should take showers more often then...
"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz |
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Jesus Freak
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I took one before I went to bed. I was hoping it would help. I felt better but the flies still bothered me.
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wellspring of milk
Major Dude |
then change your bedclothes
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Jesus Freak
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You mean my pajamas? I wash them every couple of days at least. I also washed my blankets.
I also sleep on the floor on top of a sleeping bag. Not in a bed. There is no sig. |
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wellspring of milk
Major Dude |
do you brush your teeth?
the best idea is probably sniping them with a rubber band |
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Jesus Freak
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If only I could remember where I put the rubber bands.
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Join Date: Dec 2005
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you mean the gnats?
Simple solution: 50% apple cider vinegar, 50% water, and a little bit of dish soap in a cup. They will be attracted to the cider, land on it and drown. Remember to empty the cup and refill about every day. |
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Flakmonkey!
Join Date: Mar 2007
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at least the time of the bloodsuckers is over...
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The Big Bad Boots
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i know what he means, for some reason at least in oregon there's been tons of flies and they still haven't gone away despite it not being hot at all anymore.
every once in a one gets pissed off and like attacks my ear. it's not a cleanliness thing either, it's that fact that a few of them got inside and started screwing like jackrabbits and they still come in from outside every once in a while too. I hate everyone, so you don't have to.
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Flakmonkey!
Join Date: Mar 2007
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wellspring of milk
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Made In The USA
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Time to break this out
![]() And light 'em up
"I just want to lie in my own crusty filth, eating rancid egg sandwiches, until some unfortunate paramedic has to blow down my door to find my bloated and pasty corpse wedged between the nightstand and mattress stained with Bengay and Robitussin DM." - Greg Gutfeld on sex and seniors "Syphilis does not stay in Vegas. Debt collectors do not stay in Vegas. Dead hookers stay in Vegas, but the guilt stays with you forever." - Bill Schultz |
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Global Movies and TV God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change; courage to change the things I can; and wisdom to hide the bodies of people who pissed me off. |
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Flakmonkey!
Join Date: Mar 2007
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... and it 'Burps' <-- ftw :P
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DRINK BEER NOW
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Luckily I don't get indoor bugs - out here small bugs get blown away in the 24/7 wind long before they could ever enter a building. We mostly have very large bugs here, and the screens are more than enough to keep them out. We did have a situation where a rattlesnake came in though - door was propped in to bring in boxes from a delivery. I swept it out with a broom and all was well. Don't forget to live before you die.
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