Fuck american cigarettes!

mike-db · 29th November 2010, 11:00

Ever single brand of american cigarettes that I have ever gotten (except for Dunhill) has come in paper packaging! FUCK THAT SHIT! It is so hard for me to get my cigarette, its a pain in the mother fucking ass!

Why? Why do you do things to hard fucking way? You Americans are weird as fuck!

I'm a bit drunk, it was my birthday a few hours ago.

Too-DAMN-Much · 29th November 2010, 22:07

i'm assuming you're including cardboard in "paper packaging"?

and.... how else would they come packaged? encased in gold? Fabergé Egg?

thinktink · 30th November 2010, 03:00

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Originally Posted by mike-db

Ever single brand of american cigarettes that I have ever gotten (except for Dunhill) has come in paper packaging! FUCK THAT SHIT! It is so hard for me to get my cigarette, its a pain in the mother fucking ass!

Why? Why do you do things to hard fucking way? You Americans are weird as fuck!

In actual good ole' U.S. of America if/when I go to a convenience store to get smokes, I'll ask for a "pack of Marlboro reds, hard-pack." There are soft-packs and hard-packs with 20 "Class A" death sticks in both pack styles. With the hard-packs you will generally get a thin type cardboard or sturdy paper box with a flip-top lid and an inner freshness (ha!) liner. I've never had a problem with the hard-packs in my blue jeans front pockets or tucked in short-sleeve shirt sleeve.

Sounds to me like you've had the unfortunate experience of not being careful with a soft-pack style pack o' smokes.

Quote:

Originally Posted by mike-db

I'm a bit drunk, it was my birthday a few hours ago.

Grats!

Too-DAMN-Much · 30th November 2010, 14:43

yeah, soft pack are for masochists and front shirt pockets

Rellik · 30th November 2010, 18:23

I once knew a guy who kept his cigs in an empty Altoids tin....

old and quite mad · 2nd December 2010, 02:00

I believe those were joints.

Or so I am told.

fc*uk · 11th December 2010, 23:36

I used to love Canadian cigs.

Du Maurier were my favorites. Fuck, those things knocked me on my ass every time.

Too-DAMN-Much · 21st December 2010, 14:02

similar to cloves? i guess

fwiw, i won't give up camels anytime soon, but the only style of camels i get a good drag off of is a wide, it's the holes in the filter paper, even the full flavor kings have some, wides are the only ones that don't.

29th November 2010, 11:00	#1
mike-db Pancakes! (Major Dude) Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Colour, if you're, you know... Posts: 3,421	Fuck american cigarettes! Ever single brand of american cigarettes that I have ever gotten (except for Dunhill) has come in paper packaging! FUCK THAT SHIT! It is so hard for me to get my cigarette, its a pain in the mother fucking ass! Why? Why do you do things to hard fucking way? You Americans are weird as fuck! I'm a bit drunk, it was my birthday a few hours ago. SEX APPEAL UP IN HERE! (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

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Too-DAMN-Much The Big Bad Boots (Forum King) Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 420 Big Buds Way Posts: 3,951	i'm assuming you're including cardboard in "paper packaging"? and.... how else would they come packaged? encased in gold? Fabergé Egg? I hate everyone, so you don't have to.

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Too-DAMN-Much The Big Bad Boots (Forum King) Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 420 Big Buds Way Posts: 3,951	yeah, soft pack are for masochists and front shirt pockets I hate everyone, so you don't have to.

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old and quite mad Major Dude Join Date: May 2000 Location: The PLANET Pluto Posts: 666	I believe those were joints. Or so I am told. Playlist as Excel Spreadsheet Finland is wrapped within the freezing waters of Austria SAVE PLUTO!!

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fcuk Moderator* Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Atlantic Beach Posts: 7,998	I used to love Canadian cigs. Du Maurier were my favorites. Fuck, those things knocked me on my ass every time. last.fm \| UK Hard House \| Progressive House \| Are You Hard?

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Rellik Major Dude Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: localhost Posts: 1,099	I once knew a guy who kept his cigs in an empty Altoids tin....

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Too-DAMN-Much The Big Bad Boots (Forum King) Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 420 Big Buds Way Posts: 3,951	similar to cloves? i guess fwiw, i won't give up camels anytime soon, but the only style of camels i get a good drag off of is a wide, it's the holes in the filter paper, even the full flavor kings have some, wides are the only ones that don't. I hate everyone, so you don't have to.

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