Yo mama's so fat...

thinktink · 24th February 2011, 00:10

I just thought of a good one. I don't know if it's been done before...

"Yo mama's SO fat when her last lover tried to dismount he screamed, 'Oh my God! I'm afraid of heights!'"

Too-DAMN-Much · 24th February 2011, 05:57

if only i could edit the OP so my prediction that this thread will end with one post total would be true and literal....

thinktink · 24th February 2011, 14:37

Don't all threads end with one post?

Too-DAMN-Much · 24th February 2011, 20:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by Too-DAMN-Much

one post total

oddly enough, i can't edit my last... jones...

thinktink · 24th February 2011, 21:22

Cheater!

swingdjted · 14th March 2011, 01:53

Total is made by General Mills, not Post.

thinktink · 18th March 2011, 21:08

Ya know, I think you're right Ted.

swingdjted · 18th March 2011, 22:20

http://www.the-top-tens.com/lists/be...-fat-jokes.asp

24th February 2011, 00:10	#1
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Too-DAMN-Much The Big Bad Boots (Forum King) Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: 420 Big Buds Way Posts: 3,951	if only i could edit the OP so my prediction that this thread will end with one post total would be true and literal.... I hate everyone, so you don't have to.

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24th February 2011, 21:22	#5
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14th March 2011, 01:53	#6
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