10 Reasons TV Will Never Compete With The Internet

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1. adblock plus, self explanatory.
2. it's more relevant because you can more easily pick shows you're interested in.
3. you can watch those shows you're interested in whenever you like, without TIVO.
4. youtube has the superbowl ads.
5. sites like hulu.com
6. it brought conan o'brien's career back from the dead.
7. it's never pre-empted by our idiot in chief.
8. viral videos, humorous or otherwise.
9. you can catch shows like Penn & Teller's Bullshit, without paying for extra channels.

and the top ten reason TV will never compete with the internet for your TV show watching:

10. charlie sheen, seriously man clean up your god damn act and grow a fucking braincell.