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Female dog, etc. There's these damn kids outside my house, and theyre making a big ruckus. Anyone seen the Breakfast Club? (What kind of ruckus, sir? Did the ruckus sound like this?, etc) What theyre doing is tearing up my curbs with their bikes and using their pegs to make noise and "ride" the curbs, and its pissing me off. Bikers that think theyre the shit piss me off. God i miss those tacos i ate for breakfast. they were good to me.

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[Mulefire]

Heh

If you don't mind being frisked by your local friendly constable then try the following:

1. Purchase some squibs, place outside house in direct line with one of your windows. Hidden obviously

2. Purchase laser pointer

3. Point laser pointer at ground around kids (from behind curtains) and set off squibs.... shouting, bawling, screaming blue murder as an accompaniment is also beneficial.

4. Watch ruckus makers disperse like the wind.

5. Watch cop car pull up (but not before feeling of much satisfaction...)

Same effect can be had with pistol & blanks but will get you in even more trouble and earn you much condemnation from society.

In fact same effect can be had from potato gun loaded with turnip...heh

Of course you could always just resort to leaving a couple of stink bombs outside. Just make sure you own a nice handy gas mask.

Mule.

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Wolfie, you are starting to sound like a grumpy old man and you're only in your mid-teens. You should be out there raising a ruckus with them.
And Mulefire, if he had tacos for breakfast, I don't think he'll need to be buying any stink bombs.

[pukkaboy]

I do that and i don't get any complaints. Sometimes me and my friend go out on our bmxs and grind on curbs for about half an hour outside someones house and we never get complaints. Why do you hate us 'bikers whou think we are the shit'? because we like to make noise with our metal stunt pegs and disrupt people? If so you need to move house cos 'the bikers' are not going anywhere.

my bike I wish


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[This message has been edited by pukkaboy (edited September 16, 2000).]

Mule: I have a small batch of homemade napalm, should i light it and throw it at them? it burns like 10 mins per square inch!

Rand: an old nickname i used to have around school was OBD: Old, Bitter and Disgruntled. And i dont get gas from tacos... strange...

Pukka: The reason i was so pissed is cuz they woke me up! i know its not good to sleep past noon, but go to hell. and from saying "think theyre the shit" im talking about the mentality that bikers around here have, thinking they are better than everyone else cuz they can bronoc an inch higher than someone else. and what does this help you for in the future? probly less than 1% of people doing this go pro and make money, and ive seen more people at the hospital from biking accidents than from people at the computer.. except for that guy who tried getting oral sex from a floppy drive, no kidding about that... ugh, i think ill eat more halloween candy.

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[ReDVsion]

You've GOT to be kidding: Oral sex from a floppy drive? That guy's gotta be really small down there (or really misshapen, or REALLY lonely, or has a serious thing for his computer). Frightening, to say the least.

i dont know the full specs, cuz i didnt want to, but he had 2 ports or whatever, one was empty, and had rubber edges for a snap on cover, and, well, it got stuck. he was taken in with the whole cpu sitting next to him... ugh bad memories.

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[Xerxes]

Why don't you turn the sprinklers on? And make sure they COVER the sidewalk with water... after a few times they realize
its not a coincidince that the sprinklers turn on everytime the bike on YOUR patch
of sidewalk/ The little hooligans won't come back let me tell you out of experience.......

muuaahahhhahahaa

Xerxes

And if that doesn't work try throwing some
water balloons filled with cheap breakfast
syrup... did that for a very successful
prank once

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Just tell them you have oral sex with floppy drives

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[mark]

this is the oldest thread in the entire winamp.com forums to contain the word potato.

note that it is also now the first and so far only thread to contain the word "hyperthingy".

[Myxomatosis]

Good job nobby?

[Raz]

Nobby has no life, no girlfriend, no future, and just for good measure, no penis.

[siebe83]

What about the word 'squibs'?

[NJK]

Originally posted by Raz
Nobby has no life, no girlfriend, no future, and just for good measure, no penis.

makes me curious on how you know all this Raz???

[MonKeyRum]

Originally posted by WolfieD
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What theyre doing is tearing up my curbs with their bikes and using their pegs to make noise and "ride" the curbs, and its pissing me off.

They're not your curbs, usually the first few feet of property fall under easement rule, which means that its not really yours at all.

[Mr Jones]

Originally posted by Nobby Nobbs
this is the oldest thread in the entire winamp.com forums to contain the word potato.

note that it is also now the first and so far only thread to contain the word "hyperthingy".

Not any more it isn't and just because I like proving you wrong, there is a post dated 09-12-2000 that contains the word potato, predating this one by four days.

I should know, I've just been back and edited it,

[siebe83]

It took you quite some time to find the answer...

[sgtfuzzbubble011]

They're not your curbs, usually the first few feet of property fall under easement rule, which means that its not really yours at all.

If he pays taxes, they are.

[Bilbo Baggins]

I think its funny that someone has quoted that, when it was 4 years old just to say something to someone who doesnt come here hardly at all.

[MegaRock]

Ok, who the hell's reviving dead threads again.

[squakMix]

nobby

[MegaRock]

Damn him and his potatoes!

[ShyShy]

Crazy little leperchaun

[fwgx]

Originally posted by Mr Jones
Not any more it isn't and just because I like proving you wrong, there is a post dated 09-12-2000 that contains the word potato, predating this one by four days.

I should know, I've just been back and edited it,

LMAO