THE FUCKING MEANING OF LIFE

ReDVsion · 31st August 2000, 01:41

You know, everybody talks about the meaning of life like it's something important. WELL WHAT THE FUCK IS IT? It can't be too hard. Napster used to say they had it in their FAQ, but I never found it there... Anybody got any idea?

Yes, I know this is a completely useless post. You don't like it, go to hell.

Reigning Darkness · 31st August 2000, 02:05

I'm probably the furthest thing from intelligent possible, but here's my take on the meaning of life...

Find something you're good at, make sure you do it as much as possible. Thus, you will enjoy what you do everyday and life will be good...try not to think about the bad shit. That's the meaning of life, to make yourself as happy as you can be and enjoy doing it.

**Please note, if the thing you're good at and you enjoy doing is life threatening, I take no responsibility for any harm that comes to you in your attempts to make yourself happy.

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Winsane · 31st August 2000, 02:17

That question is far too easy. Here's the answer:

1. Biology. a. The property or quality that distinguishes living organisms from dead organisms and inanimate matter, manifested in functions such as metabolism, growth, reproduction, and response to stimuli or adaptation to the environment originating from within the organism. b. The characteristic state or condition of a living organism.
2. Living organisms considered as a group: plant life; marine life.
3. A living being, especially a person: an earthquake that claimed hundreds of lives.
4. The physical, mental, and spiritual experiences that constitute existence: the artistic life of a writer.
5. a. The interval of time between birth and death: She led a good, long life. b. The interval of time between one's birth and the present: has had hay fever all his life. c. A particular segment of one's life: my adolescent life. d. The period from an occurrence until death: elected for life; paralyzed for life. e. Slang. A sentence of imprisonment lasting till death.
6. The time for which something exists or functions: the useful life of a car.
7. A spiritual state regarded as a transcending of corporeal death.
8. An account of a person's life; a biography.
9. Human existence, relationships, or activity in general: real life; everyday life.
10. a. A manner of living: led a hard life. b. A specific, characteristic manner of existence. Used of inanimate objects: "Great institutions seem to have a life of their own, independent of those who run them" (New Republic). c. The activities and interests of a particular area or realm: musical life in New York.
11. a. A source of vitality; an animating force: She's the life of the show. b. Liveliness or vitality; animation: a face that is full of life.
12. a. Something that actually exists regarded as a subject for an artist: painted from life. b. Actual environment or reality; nature.
13. Christian Science. God.

Excerpted from The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Third Edition © 1996 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Electronic version licensed from INSO Corporation; further reproduction and distribution in accordance with the Copyright Law of the United States. All rights reserved.

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 31st August 2000, 05:18

Hmmm.....

I always thought it was a big joke. Boy was I wrong!

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31st August 2000, 09:24

James Taylor said it simply:

"The secret of life is enjoying the passing of time."

DoubleG · 31st August 2000, 18:29

"Doing the best you can every moment of every day to please yourself, those you love and your God (not necessarily in that order)"

Hope that didn't sound preachy

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gandalf · 31st August 2000, 23:13

I have the answer to the Great Question Of Life, Universe and Everything. I'll post it later

31st August 2000, 23:13

any of a thousand variations on Randman's post quoting JT.

Bilbo Baggins · 1st September 2000, 00:03

There is no meaning.

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gandalf · 1st September 2000, 11:05

Well, dying sucks anyway.

DoubleG · 1st September 2000, 17:48

Gandalf - if you say "42"

Mulefire · 1st September 2000, 18:43

The meaning of life is just to survive another f**king day without sucumbing to the seething mass of putrid cloying degenerate cultural excreta that gags its way down into our lungs... A last gasp of air before drowning in the liquified decompossing remains of some f**ked up political stunt...

Life has just taken the hint and f**ked off whilst we get on with the more important things like finding which sodding cola goes best with which limp pathetic burger...

In truth life is going on quite happily without us. I'm sure we knew it's meaning once upon a time...now we vainly grasp at misplaced ethics and outdated morals... Yeah lets me nice to everyone...but oh, we can't possibly be nice to EVERYONE...I mean there's all those awful people who don't agree with us and oh look someone who wants to do something different from us...my god lets burn the infedels!!! but we're decent people really? We go to church every sunday... we give to charity... we're just trying to make our mark on the world...Urghhh

Bitch no. 2. Oops...erm..I'm a happy person really!!! look

see?? you DO see don't you??? Happy Happy Joy Joy...boing boing...

phweee.... -blip- -gurgle-... urgh.

Mule.

Edit - Oops..sorry for being so heavy... it's just darn hot here today..and I've got far to much time on my hands whilst waiting for my work permit...sigh... whistling in the dark...

[This message has been edited by Mulefire (edited September 01, 2000).]

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 1st September 2000, 20:33

I couldn't have said it better myself. Btw, where are you, Mule? It's hot as hell here in Mississippi, too.

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SexyLoserKitten · 1st September 2000, 20:44

It's all rainy and shitty out over here....been thhis way for a few days..it really sux ass....haha watch htis..september 5th it's gonna be allll nice and hot and sunny...and I'll be stuck in a lecture hall listening to a teacher moan and groan about what to expect from his class...
hoo fucking ray

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sgtfuzzbubble011 · 1st September 2000, 20:57

Hmmm..... I've only had one teacher moan and groan, but she was giving me personal tutoring.... Uhh... Never mind.

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SexyLoserKitten · 1st September 2000, 21:05

That's just ansty...but have ya noticed....the bitchlist is now 2 pages hehe

and i just realized last night that i was the only mod for this forum....haha damn talk about slow hehe derrrr

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sgtfuzzbubble011 · 1st September 2000, 22:06

Yeah, I noticed that it's two pages, too. Kewl. The reason you're the only mod for this forum is because you're so special.

And I think that you can bitch better than anyone else here.

Oh, and btw, why's it nasty? Or were you talking about your teacher? Hehe...

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Winsane · 1st September 2000, 22:12

ElChevelle and Ice aren't too bad at bitching either.

sgtfuzzbubble011 · 1st September 2000, 23:21

Yeah, they're pretty good at bitchin'. You're pretty good at it, too. I'd like to think that I'm good at bitchin', but I'm not sure. Let me give it a try:

[bitch]
GODDAMNIT! I'M FUCKING PISSED! MY TRUCK GOT A FLAT! MY MOTHERBOARD MELTED! MY GIRLFRIEND SMOKES CRACK! MY FAVORITE CD GOT SCRATCHED UP! I HAVEN'T HAD SEX YET! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!
[/bitch]

Geez, that felt good.

Hehe... How'd I do? Good bitch? I think that RM would make a good bitcher, too. Anyone know when he said he'd be back?

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Winsane · 1st September 2000, 23:45

Hm. Never thought of myself (well, not since about three years ago, anyway), yourself, or Radioactive Man as being highly experienced in the art of bitching.

ReDVsion · 2nd September 2000, 01:09

Hey, your g/f uses ENOUGH crack, and you're in the room, you may just be able to FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! (and I quote).

ReDVsion · 2nd September 2000, 01:11

FUCK! need to make more posts. still a junior member. That's fucked. Junior just sounds so... so... fuckedy. I may be posting just a few quick messages with vulgarities just so I can get rid of that title.

ReDVsion · 2nd September 2000, 01:13

This useless message brought to you by the word SEX! Are you getting enough?

SexyLoserKitten · 2nd September 2000, 06:39

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Oh, and btw, why's it nasty? Or were you talking about your teacher? Hehe...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

well the fact of picturing someone with old ugly nuns that look like freakin tanks and men..well...sorry that's just not a pretty fucking sight

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sgtfuzzbubble011 · 2nd September 2000, 06:57

Who said anything 'bout old, ugly teachers? A few of my teachers are pretty hot.

Hehe...

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gandalf · 2nd September 2000, 12:45

42 (!)

Mulefire · 2nd September 2000, 17:38

Portland, Maine!!!!! and it's not so hot today...Well in comparison, it's still damn hot compared to the god damn sunny Isle of Lewis which is from where I have just emigrated

And to save you looking that up on a map, it's on the coldest North West coast of Scotland.....(great winds for winsurfing though!!! as long as you happen to own a groovy 6mil Smoothskin Winter Steamer...which is still over there..sigh)

Mississippi?? See if it goes above 80 I just melt into the ground...how can you stand it?

Mule.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by sgtfuzzbubble99:
I couldn't have said it better myself. Btw, where are you, Mule? It's hot as hell here in Mississippi, too.

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Mulefire · 2nd September 2000, 17:47

Man... see what I have missed out on... not one of my teachers was ever of the calibre to inspire a teenage boy... and I bet you have Summer camp and all over here with lots of supervisory eyecandy etc... Oh well, my school life wasn't so bad..I mean I did have a BMX so the 1 mile ride across desolate moorland in the howling winds and seething rain was not to bad... I even kept a few layers of skin... this is everyones cue for mass outgivings of sympathy??? what no?? Arrr bugger you all to hell then

Mule

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by sgtfuzzbubble99:
Who said anything 'bout old, ugly teachers? A few of my teachers are pretty hot. Hehe...

<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

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pukkaboy · 2nd September 2000, 18:06

???????????????????????????????

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sgtfuzzbubble011 · 2nd September 2000, 22:12

From Scotland, huh? Pretty spiffy. I used to live in Portland, but not that Portland. I used to live in Portland, Oregon, which is 'bout 3000 miles away from there.

I would love to have temperatures as low as it is there. The heat is almost unbearable here, but I've adapted to it. For every minute that I spend in the sun, my body ages five minutes. Needless to say, I don't spend a lot of time in the sun. Sometimes I have to crawl into the microwave to cool off.

Hehe...

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Teufel Diener · 7th September 2000, 01:25

42? Bollocks! Everyone knows it's 23.
watadoo, back me up here!

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KambeStad · 7th September 2000, 03:50

k, we all know 42, but what is 23? This is a thing I have not yet heard of.

Perhaps that is why it is the meaning of life.

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gandalf · 11th September 2000, 22:53

WTF is going on here?

I mean, i'm still here !

Does everything get delayed in Nullsoft (like W3b) ??

??

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ReDVsion · 15th September 2000, 05:38

Okay, coming back to my post, I thought, "Hey, i didn't put my version of the meaning of life!", so here it is:

Be happy.

Simple, huh? I mean, deep down, that's our basic goal, being happy. We eat chocolate to be happy, listen to music to be happy (well, not always), fall in love to be happy, etc. The only problem is STAYING happy, which is pretty damn difficult for me right now. Knowing the meaning of life is nothing. Actually following it is another story.

No, this is not a blatent way to get my post back to the top of the forum, though if it was, it's pretty effective, no?

Xerxes · 15th September 2000, 12:21

Agrred- the meaning of life is to just enjoy the ride. In the words of the immortal Tolstoi- "If want to be happy- than be"
So sit down and relax!

In California, it's hovering around 90... yuck. IN alaska it was 40 degrees and it
was a perfect white overcast... that's my perfect optimum weather condition.
Cold and gloomy... just like me

Xerxes

rm' · 15th September 2000, 12:25

I'd shoot every Canadian in sight to live in California

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sgtfuzzbubble011 · 15th September 2000, 17:01

I was born in California. I don't remember anything about it because my family moved to Portland, Oregon when I was really little. I moved to Mississippi when I was two. I wish I could live in (or at least visit) Alaska.

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Xerxes · 15th September 2000, 18:56

Yep Alaska that's the place. Did you know they hand out each citizen 1000 bucks a year as a "Share of state oil revenues"? Not
to mention that its a beautiful and pristine environment, and the tap water tastes like sparkletts its so clean.... plus its night for 10 hours a day.... If only i could transplant some of my family there... hmmm

Xerxes

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sgtfuzzbubble011 · 15th September 2000, 20:16

The northern-most town in the world is in Alaska. Barrow, Alaska.

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rm' · 15th September 2000, 23:21

The northern most perenially inhabited town in the world is Iqaluit, Nunavut, Canada. The northern most settlement in the world is a research/radar station somewhere in Canada

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2nd September 2000, 06:39	#24
SexyLoserKitten Moderator Alumni Join Date: May 2000 Posts: 1,303	<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Oh, and btw, why's it nasty? Or were you talking about your teacher? Hehe...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> well the fact of picturing someone with old ugly nuns that look like freakin tanks and men..well...sorry that's just not a pretty fucking sight ------------------ Sex Kitten Extraordinaire "Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

2nd September 2000, 17:38	#27
Mulefire Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Portland, Maine, USA Posts: 256	Portland, Maine!!!!! and it's not so hot today...Well in comparison, it's still damn hot compared to the god damn sunny Isle of Lewis which is from where I have just emigrated And to save you looking that up on a map, it's on the coldest North West coast of Scotland.....(great winds for winsurfing though!!! as long as you happen to own a groovy 6mil Smoothskin Winter Steamer...which is still over there..sigh) Mississippi?? See if it goes above 80 I just melt into the ground...how can you stand it? Mule. <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sgtfuzzbubble99: I couldn't have said it better myself. Btw, where are you, Mule? It's hot as hell here in Mississippi, too. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

2nd September 2000, 17:47	#28
Mulefire Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Portland, Maine, USA Posts: 256	Man... see what I have missed out on... not one of my teachers was ever of the calibre to inspire a teenage boy... and I bet you have Summer camp and all over here with lots of supervisory eyecandy etc... Oh well, my school life wasn't so bad..I mean I did have a BMX so the 1 mile ride across desolate moorland in the howling winds and seething rain was not to bad... I even kept a few layers of skin... this is everyones cue for mass outgivings of sympathy??? what no?? Arrr bugger you all to hell then Mule <BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by sgtfuzzbubble99: Who said anything 'bout old, ugly teachers? A few of my teachers are pretty hot. Hehe... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ------------------ The surest sign there is intellegent life in the Universe is that they havn't come to visit us yet - Calvin & Hobbes

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31st August 2000, 01:41	#1
ReDVsion Major Dude Join Date: Aug 2000 Posts: 1,426	You know, everybody talks about the meaning of life like it's something important. WELL WHAT THE FUCK IS IT? It can't be too hard. Napster used to say they had it in their FAQ, but I never found it there... Anybody got any idea? Yes, I know this is a completely useless post. You don't like it, go to hell.

31st August 2000, 02:05	#2
Reigning Darkness Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Philadelphia, PA Posts: 20	I'm probably the furthest thing from intelligent possible, but here's my take on the meaning of life... Find something you're good at, make sure you do it as much as possible. Thus, you will enjoy what you do everyday and life will be good...try not to think about the bad shit. That's the meaning of life, to make yourself as happy as you can be and enjoy doing it. **Please note, if the thing you're good at and you enjoy doing is life threatening, I take no responsibility for any harm that comes to you in your attempts to make yourself happy. ------------------ "Beliefs Are Dangerous. Beliefs Allow The Mind To Stop Functioning. A Non-Functioning Mind Is Clinically Dead. Believe In Nothing..."

31st August 2000, 02:17	#3
Winsane Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: U.S. (eastern time zone) Posts: 2,598	That question is far too easy. Here's the answer: 1. Biology. a. The property or quality that distinguishes living organisms from dead organisms and inanimate matter, manifested in functions such as metabolism, growth, reproduction, and response to stimuli or adaptation to the environment originating from within the organism. b. The characteristic state or condition of a living organism. 2. Living organisms considered as a group: plant life; marine life. 3. A living being, especially a person: an earthquake that claimed hundreds of lives. 4. The physical, mental, and spiritual experiences that constitute existence: the artistic life of a writer. 5. a. The interval of time between birth and death: She led a good, long life. b. The interval of time between one's birth and the present: has had hay fever all his life. c. A particular segment of one's life: my adolescent life. d. The period from an occurrence until death: elected for life; paralyzed for life. e. Slang. A sentence of imprisonment lasting till death. 6. The time for which something exists or functions: the useful life of a car. 7. A spiritual state regarded as a transcending of corporeal death. 8. An account of a person's life; a biography. 9. Human existence, relationships, or activity in general: real life; everyday life. 10. a. A manner of living: led a hard life. b. A specific, characteristic manner of existence. Used of inanimate objects: "Great institutions seem to have a life of their own, independent of those who run them" (New Republic). c. The activities and interests of a particular area or realm: musical life in New York. 11. a. A source of vitality; an animating force: She's the life of the show. b. Liveliness or vitality; animation: a face that is full of life. 12. a. Something that actually exists regarded as a subject for an artist: painted from life. b. Actual environment or reality; nature. 13. Christian Science. God. Excerpted from The American Heritage® Dictionary of the English Language, Third Edition © 1996 by Houghton Mifflin Company. Electronic version licensed from INSO Corporation; further reproduction and distribution in accordance with the Copyright Law of the United States. All rights reserved.

31st August 2000, 05:18	#4
sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,767	Hmmm..... I always thought it was a big joke. Boy was I wrong! ------------------ Give me NyQuil and no one gets hurt!

31st August 2000, 09:24	#5
randman Guest Posts: n/a	James Taylor said it simply: "The secret of life is enjoying the passing of time."

31st August 2000, 18:29	#6
DoubleG Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Woodridge, IL, USA Posts: 155	"Doing the best you can every moment of every day to please yourself, those you love and your God (not necessarily in that order)" Hope that didn't sound preachy ------------------ Cute sayingless [This message has been edited by DoubleG (edited August 31, 2000).]

31st August 2000, 23:13	#7
gandalf Moderator Alumni Join Date: May 2000 Location: Alimos, Athens, Greece Posts: 569	I have the answer to the Great Question Of Life, Universe and Everything. I'll post it later

31st August 2000, 23:13	#8
Billhoofa Guest Posts: n/a	any of a thousand variations on Randman's post quoting JT.

1st September 2000, 00:03	#9
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,231	There is no meaning. ------------------ One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them

1st September 2000, 11:05	#10
gandalf Moderator Alumni Join Date: May 2000 Location: Alimos, Athens, Greece Posts: 569	Well, dying sucks anyway.

1st September 2000, 17:48	#11
DoubleG Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Woodridge, IL, USA Posts: 155	Gandalf - if you say "42"

1st September 2000, 18:43	#12
Mulefire Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Portland, Maine, USA Posts: 256	The meaning of life is just to survive another fking day without sucumbing to the seething mass of putrid cloying degenerate cultural excreta that gags its way down into our lungs... A last gasp of air before drowning in the liquified decompossing remains of some fked up political stunt... Life has just taken the hint and f**ked off whilst we get on with the more important things like finding which sodding cola goes best with which limp pathetic burger... In truth life is going on quite happily without us. I'm sure we knew it's meaning once upon a time...now we vainly grasp at misplaced ethics and outdated morals... Yeah lets me nice to everyone...but oh, we can't possibly be nice to EVERYONE...I mean there's all those awful people who don't agree with us and oh look someone who wants to do something different from us...my god lets burn the infedels!!! but we're decent people really? We go to church every sunday... we give to charity... we're just trying to make our mark on the world...Urghhh Bitch no. 2. Oops...erm..I'm a happy person really!!! look see?? you DO see don't you??? Happy Happy Joy Joy...boing boing... phweee.... -blip- -gurgle-... urgh. Mule. Edit - Oops..sorry for being so heavy... it's just darn hot here today..and I've got far to much time on my hands whilst waiting for my work permit...sigh... whistling in the dark... [This message has been edited by Mulefire (edited September 01, 2000).]

1st September 2000, 20:33	#13
sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,767	I couldn't have said it better myself. Btw, where are you, Mule? It's hot as hell here in Mississippi, too. ------------------ Give me NyQuil and no one gets hurt!

1st September 2000, 20:44	#14
SexyLoserKitten Moderator Alumni Join Date: May 2000 Posts: 1,303	It's all rainy and shitty out over here....been thhis way for a few days..it really sux ass....haha watch htis..september 5th it's gonna be allll nice and hot and sunny...and I'll be stuck in a lecture hall listening to a teacher moan and groan about what to expect from his class... hoo fucking ray ------------------ Sex Kitten Extraordinaire "Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

1st September 2000, 20:57	#15
sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,767	Hmmm..... I've only had one teacher moan and groan, but she was giving me personal tutoring.... Uhh... Never mind. ------------------ Give me NyQuil and no one gets hurt!

1st September 2000, 21:05	#16
SexyLoserKitten Moderator Alumni Join Date: May 2000 Posts: 1,303	That's just ansty...but have ya noticed....the bitchlist is now 2 pages hehe and i just realized last night that i was the only mod for this forum....haha damn talk about slow hehe derrrr ------------------ Sex Kitten Extraordinaire "Hell hath no fury like a kitten scorned"

1st September 2000, 22:06	#17
sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,767	Yeah, I noticed that it's two pages, too. Kewl. The reason you're the only mod for this forum is because you're so special. And I think that you can bitch better than anyone else here. Oh, and btw, why's it nasty? Or were you talking about your teacher? Hehe... ------------------ Give me NyQuil and no one gets hurt!

1st September 2000, 22:12	#18
Winsane Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: U.S. (eastern time zone) Posts: 2,598	ElChevelle and Ice aren't too bad at bitching either.

1st September 2000, 23:21	#19
sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,767	Yeah, they're pretty good at bitchin'. You're pretty good at it, too. I'd like to think that I'm good at bitchin', but I'm not sure. Let me give it a try: [bitch] GODDAMNIT! I'M FUCKING PISSED! MY TRUCK GOT A FLAT! MY MOTHERBOARD MELTED! MY GIRLFRIEND SMOKES CRACK! MY FAVORITE CD GOT SCRATCHED UP! I HAVEN'T HAD SEX YET! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! [/bitch] Geez, that felt good. Hehe... How'd I do? Good bitch? I think that RM would make a good bitcher, too. Anyone know when he said he'd be back? ------------------ Give me NyQuil and no one gets hurt! [edit: Lack of NyQuil affects my ability to spell.] [This message has been edited by sgtfuzzbubble99 (edited September 01, 2000).]

1st September 2000, 23:45	#20
Winsane Moderator Alumni Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: U.S. (eastern time zone) Posts: 2,598	Hm. Never thought of myself (well, not since about three years ago, anyway), yourself, or Radioactive Man as being highly experienced in the art of bitching.

2nd September 2000, 01:09	#21
ReDVsion Major Dude Join Date: Aug 2000 Posts: 1,426	Hey, your g/f uses ENOUGH crack, and you're in the room, you may just be able to FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! (and I quote).

2nd September 2000, 01:11	#22
ReDVsion Major Dude Join Date: Aug 2000 Posts: 1,426	FUCK! need to make more posts. still a junior member. That's fucked. Junior just sounds so... so... fuckedy. I may be posting just a few quick messages with vulgarities just so I can get rid of that title.

2nd September 2000, 01:13	#23
ReDVsion Major Dude Join Date: Aug 2000 Posts: 1,426	This useless message brought to you by the word SEX! Are you getting enough?

2nd September 2000, 06:57	#25
sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,767	Who said anything 'bout old, ugly teachers? A few of my teachers are pretty hot. Hehe... ------------------ Give me NyQuil and no one gets hurt!

2nd September 2000, 12:45	#26
gandalf Moderator Alumni Join Date: May 2000 Location: Alimos, Athens, Greece Posts: 569	42 (!)

2nd September 2000, 18:06	#29
pukkaboy Major Dude Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: The United Kingdom of Fools. Posts: 599	??????????????????????????????? ------------------ don't drink 'n drive take spliff 'n fly. download my new skin or visit my skin site

2nd September 2000, 22:12	#30
sgtfuzzbubble011 Join Date: Jun 2000 Posts: 60,767	From Scotland, huh? Pretty spiffy. I used to live in Portland, but not that Portland. I used to live in Portland, Oregon, which is 'bout 3000 miles away from there. I would love to have temperatures as low as it is there. The heat is almost unbearable here, but I've adapted to it. For every minute that I spend in the sun, my body ages five minutes. Needless to say, I don't spend a lot of time in the sun. Sometimes I have to crawl into the microwave to cool off. Hehe... ------------------ Give me NyQuil and no one gets hurt!

7th September 2000, 01:25	#31
Teufel Diener Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: California Über Alles Posts: 98	42? Bollocks! Everyone knows it's 23. watadoo, back me up here! ------------------ Sonique? Fuck that shit! Winamp Blue Ribbon! malevolent_prosector@hotmail.com Gimme my signature pic back, you fascists!

7th September 2000, 03:50	#32
KambeStad Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: Flagstaff, AZ, USA Posts: 47	k, we all know 42, but what is 23? This is a thing I have not yet heard of. Perhaps that is why it is the meaning of life. ------------------ "Many are cold, but few are frozen."

11th September 2000, 22:53	#33
gandalf Moderator Alumni Join Date: May 2000 Location: Alimos, Athens, Greece Posts: 569	WTF is going on here? I mean, i'm still here ! Does everything get delayed in Nullsoft (like W3b) ?? ?? [This message has been edited by gandalf (edited September 11, 2000).]