Solid Snake... mostly thanks to David Hayden.
Mario just cause SMB3 is the best game ever.
Gordon Freeman since his shitty animations gave birth to all the TFC models and, for a time, CS.
Wolfie, I'll say nothing beats a 8v8 clan match in TF or an older TFC.
4 peeps who can see where each other is? Woohoo, big surprise. You playin someone who doesn't even know the controls (ala stereotypical sibling/parent?) maybe?
Oh yeh and game pads are just plain bad. But please argue back cause I've never heard anything topping a PC fps.