Phones are from the devil

Lepre41 · 22nd June 2001, 19:25

I am sitting at work, minding my business... and guess what? Our department gets a brand new shipment of about a hundred phones. So our wonderfull staff hook them up... but but hey.. whadya know.. The line isn't working right: however the phones can ring. Now every minute the phone will ring.. and ring..... and ring... and ring... you get the idea. A bottle of Advil doesn't help... my next remedy is [aaagh!!! there goes someone's cell phone! shut up!!] to go around and break every phone in the building.

Any advice on where to get some good earmufs, or something to blot out all this noise? I'm gonna go crazy if it doesn't stop....

Does anyone else hate phones? Or am I the only crazy one here..?

DJ ROACH · 22nd June 2001, 19:55

Pones SUCK! I Keep my music up loud all the time so i dont gotta answer the door also.

s1138 · 22nd June 2001, 21:39

what the fuck are pones?

phones, dont use them, thats why i got Instant Messaging and e-mail.

DJ ROACH · 22nd June 2001, 21:48

well, i didnt want to dobule post to fix my wasted reply.
PHONES any hoo
phones suck and being bothered when you dont want to be suck.

chiquita chad · 22nd June 2001, 23:38

my phone plays the theme from Happy Days so i let it ring ring ring ring all day

Lepre41 · 23rd June 2001, 05:33

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Originally posted by chiquita chad
my phone plays the theme from Happy Days so i let it ring ring ring ring all day

hehe... that's an idea. It would take much to get all the phones to ring to the tone of Bawitdaba by Kid Rock.... I dunno if my bosses would appreciate it much tho

Xerxes · 23rd June 2001, 13:16

"It is a known fact that all men will eventually die and go to heaven- except the inventor of the telephone"

-Mark Twain

Bilbo Baggins · 23rd June 2001, 13:24

I wish i had inventerd the phone. then i too would live forever muhahahahahaha

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22nd June 2001, 19:25	#1
Lepre41 Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Posts: 426	I am sitting at work, minding my business... and guess what? Our department gets a brand new shipment of about a hundred phones. So our wonderfull staff hook them up... but but hey.. whadya know.. The line isn't working right: however the phones can ring. Now every minute the phone will ring.. and ring..... and ring... and ring... you get the idea. A bottle of Advil doesn't help... my next remedy is [aaagh!!! there goes someone's cell phone! shut up!!] to go around and break every phone in the building. Any advice on where to get some good earmufs, or something to blot out all this noise? I'm gonna go crazy if it doesn't stop.... Does anyone else hate phones? Or am I the only crazy one here..?

22nd June 2001, 19:55	#2
DJ ROACH Chick God [Major Dude] Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Your local mental hospital Posts: 2,154	Pones SUCK! I Keep my music up loud all the time so i dont gotta answer the door also.

22nd June 2001, 21:39	#3
s1138 Alumni? Join Date: May 2000 Location: joja Posts: 6,932	what the fuck are pones? phones, dont use them, thats why i got Instant Messaging and e-mail.

22nd June 2001, 21:48	#4
DJ ROACH Chick God [Major Dude] Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Your local mental hospital Posts: 2,154	well, i didnt want to dobule post to fix my wasted reply. PHONES any hoo phones suck and being bothered when you dont want to be suck.

23rd June 2001, 13:16	#7
Xerxes Capitalist Alumni Join Date: May 2000 Location: my 4 Houses on Park Place Posts: 8,687	"It is a known fact that all men will eventually die and go to heaven- except the inventor of the telephone" -Mark Twain

23rd June 2001, 13:24	#8
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,231	I wish i had inventerd the phone. then i too would live forever muhahahahahaha