Truly Tasteless!

Forevever · 23rd October 2001, 14:08

ok people I want your tasteless jokes. and I said "tasteless" not "racial" so lets try to keep it clean at least in that one area.

and I'm more than happy to start you off with my personal favorite (an oldie but goodie)

Why did the dead baby cross the road?
It was stapled to the chicken!!

::wonders if this thread will get locked:: :X

Lucid DM · 23rd October 2001, 14:35

A boy and a pedophile are out at night, walking towards the forest.
The boy says, "It's dark! I don't like it! I'm scared!"
The pedophile says, "You're scared!? I've got to walk back out of here on my own!"

A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69."
She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care."
They go into the bedroom, and are 69'ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings.
She says, "Answer the door."
He says, "But my face is a mess."
She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich."
He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich."
The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead."

A girl goes up to her father one night and says, "Dad, can I have the car tonight?"
Her father looks at her thoughtfully and says, "Sure, if you give me a blowjob."
So the girl puts his penis in her mouth and almost immediately spits it back out.
"Your penis tastes like shit!" she cries.
"Oh yeah," her father replied, "I forgot I loaned the car to your brother tonight."

weedsatan · 23rd October 2001, 16:07

What is yellow an you can jump on?

A chick.

What is is red and boiling to the window?

A baby in the microwave.

What is the last thing that went through a guy's head on the 55th floor of the WTC?

The 56th floor.

weedsatan · 23rd October 2001, 16:13

What is foreplay to a necrophile?

To dig sloooooooow.

Forevever · 23rd October 2001, 16:27

Whats gross? 2 vampires fighting over a bloody tampon
Whats grosser than that? one of them wins

Whats gross? a truck load of dead babies.
Whats grosser than that? ones alive at the bottom eating its way to the top.
Whats even grosser than that? it goes back for seconds.

Whats gross? a dead baby in a trash can
Whats grosser than that? a dead baby in 5 trash cans.

How do lesbians kiss?
With their lips

lmao! at weed's wtc joke (no offense to anyone I hope)

NeoRenegade · 23rd October 2001, 16:34

Q: What's red and pink and goes around and aarroouunndd and aaarrrooouuunnndd?

A: A dead baby in a blender.

binary hero · 23rd October 2001, 16:45

what sits in the corner, is red and cries?
a baby with a razor
what is green and sits in the corner?
the same baby 2 weeks later

weedsatan · 23rd October 2001, 17:22

What's the last thing that went through the mind of a guy on the 110th floor of building A of the WTC?

The antenna.

SNYder · 23rd October 2001, 19:07

Quote:

Originally posted by weedsatan
What is foreplay to a necrophile?

To dig sloooooooow.

: micro puke :

Quote:

Originally posted by solarias
what sits in the corner, is red and cries?
a baby with a razor
what is green and sits in the corner?
the same baby 2 weeks later

: puke :

Quote:

Originally posted by NeoRenegade
Q: What's red and pink and goes around and aarroouunndd and aaarrrooouuunnndd?

A: A dead baby in a blender.

: puke x2 :

Quote:

Originally posted by Forevever
Whats gross? 2 vampires fighting over a bloody tampon

: puke x3 :

Quote:

Originally posted by Forevever
How do lesbians kiss?
With their lips

awww. how cute.

Bilbo Baggins · 23rd October 2001, 21:32

Do pictures count?

John M · 23rd October 2001, 23:04

only bilbo...

23rd October 2001, 23:08

how do you fit 100 babies into a shoebox?

WITH A BLENDER.

how do you get them out?

WITH TORTILLA CHIPS.

Forevever · 23rd October 2001, 23:08

LMAO@Bilbo!! I give that a puke factor of 10+ (on a scale of 1 to 5!!)

n_ick2000 · 23rd October 2001, 23:08

omg, that sick

gremmlin · 24th October 2001, 01:09

Q. What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock?
A. You can't fuck a rock!

SSJ4 Gogitta · 24th October 2001, 01:32

what do you call three Itialian women taking a shower?
Gorillas in the mist.

Whats gross?
When you open your refrigerator door, and the rump roast farts in your face.
Whats grosser than gross?
When you work in a sperm bank and you get arrested for embezelment.
Whats grosser than that?
Two electric eels fucking in a bucket of snot.

Whats green and smells like pork?
Kermit the Frog's finger.

Whats the first thing eskimo mothers teach their children?
Dont eat yellow snow

How do eskimo mothers teach their children to put on their underwear?
Brown in back, yellow in front.

How do you tell if a guy has a bladder problem?
Rusty zipper, yellow socks.

Why didn't the parrot cross the road?
Ever heard of Kentucky Fried Parrot?.

*Highlight text for answer

my next post will be

666
666
666

O_O

fwgx · 24th October 2001, 02:08

what sits in the corner getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a cheese grater

Forevever · 24th October 2001, 12:33

What do you give dead baby to play with?

Dead Puppy!

jns · 24th October 2001, 12:38

this is.. tasteless.
oh well.. the only reason I'm bitching is, I can't find out anything myself yet..

23rd October 2001, 14:08	#1
Forevever Major Dude Join Date: May 2001 Location: 3rd floor front bedroom by the window :D Posts: 1,899	Truly Tasteless! ok people I want your tasteless jokes. and I said "tasteless" not "racial" so lets try to keep it clean at least in that one area. and I'm more than happy to start you off with my personal favorite (an oldie but goodie) Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken!! ::wonders if this thread will get locked:: :X If anyone can find any of the skins I made please email them to Forevever@aol.com I can't remember all the names but specifically hunting for Lascivious, and DEVOUR (compilation with Jax) and any in the Impulse series which had 6 total. Auriferous, Gilt, Impulse, Nadir, and 2 others I can't remember but you dig.

23rd October 2001, 14:35	#2
Lucid DM Eat, skin, sleep. Repeat. (Major Dude) Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: all over the place. Posts: 1,490	A boy and a pedophile are out at night, walking towards the forest. The boy says, "It's dark! I don't like it! I'm scared!" The pedophile says, "You're scared!? I've got to walk back out of here on my own!" A guy says to his wife, "I'm in the mood for some 69." She says, "It's that time of the month, but if you don't care, I don't care." They go into the bedroom, and are 69'ing like mad dogs when the doorbell rings. She says, "Answer the door." He says, "But my face is a mess." She says, "It's just the postman. Answer the door, and if he says anything, just tell him you were eating a jam sandwich." He opens the door and says, "I'm sorry about my mouth, I was eating a jam sandwich." The mailman says, "I wasn't looking at the jam on your mouth...I was looking at the peanut butter on your forehead." A girl goes up to her father one night and says, "Dad, can I have the car tonight?" Her father looks at her thoughtfully and says, "Sure, if you give me a blowjob." So the girl puts his penis in her mouth and almost immediately spits it back out. "Your penis tastes like shit!" she cries. "Oh yeah," her father replied, "I forgot I loaned the car to your brother tonight." Lucid Dream \| Orange

23rd October 2001, 16:07	#3
weedsatan Forum King Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Under the Ground Posts: 2,303	What is yellow an you can jump on? A chick. What is is red and boiling to the window? A baby in the microwave. What is the last thing that went through a guy's head on the 55th floor of the WTC? The 56th floor. "Insanity -- a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world." -R. D. Lang

23rd October 2001, 16:13	#4
weedsatan Forum King Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Under the Ground Posts: 2,303	What is foreplay to a necrophile? To dig sloooooooow. "Insanity -- a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world." -R. D. Lang

23rd October 2001, 16:27	#5
Forevever Major Dude Join Date: May 2001 Location: 3rd floor front bedroom by the window :D Posts: 1,899	uh oh, gross jokes Whats gross? 2 vampires fighting over a bloody tampon Whats grosser than that? one of them wins Whats gross? a truck load of dead babies. Whats grosser than that? ones alive at the bottom eating its way to the top. Whats even grosser than that? it goes back for seconds. Whats gross? a dead baby in a trash can Whats grosser than that? a dead baby in 5 trash cans. How do lesbians kiss? With their lips lmao! at weed's wtc joke (no offense to anyone I hope) If anyone can find any of the skins I made please email them to Forevever@aol.com I can't remember all the names but specifically hunting for Lascivious, and DEVOUR (compilation with Jax) and any in the Impulse series which had 6 total. Auriferous, Gilt, Impulse, Nadir, and 2 others I can't remember but you dig.

23rd October 2001, 16:34	#6
NeoRenegade Banned Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Montréal, Québec, Canada, eh? Posts: 4,083	Q: What's red and pink and goes around and aarroouunndd and aaarrrooouuunnndd? A: A dead baby in a blender.

23rd October 2001, 16:45	#7
binary hero Banned Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 7,004	what sits in the corner, is red and cries? a baby with a razor what is green and sits in the corner? the same baby 2 weeks later

23rd October 2001, 17:22	#8
weedsatan Forum King Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Under the Ground Posts: 2,303	What's the last thing that went through the mind of a guy on the 110th floor of building A of the WTC? The antenna. "Insanity -- a perfectly rational adjustment to an insane world." -R. D. Lang

23rd October 2001, 21:32	#10
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,228	Do pictures count?

23rd October 2001, 23:04	#11
John M Puts the Cuss in General Discussions (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Cincy, Ohio Posts: 3,624	only bilbo... missyob made me post this.

23rd October 2001, 23:08	#12
WolfieD Guest Posts: n/a	how do you fit 100 babies into a shoebox? WITH A BLENDER. how do you get them out? WITH TORTILLA CHIPS.

23rd October 2001, 23:08	#14
n_ick2000 Forum King Join Date: May 2001 Location: - Posts: 2,501	omg, that sick \|

24th October 2001, 01:09	#15
gremmlin Senior Member Join Date: May 2000 Location: Illadelph Suburbia Posts: 292	Q. What's the difference between a dead baby and a rock? A. You can't fuck a rock! "Revolution begins with the self, in the self" Toni Cade Bambara

24th October 2001, 01:32	#16
SSJ4 Gogitta Followed by Gnomes (Forum King) Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: West Virginia Googolplex: 10^10¹°° FB:/SSJ4.DominusDeus DeviantArt: DominusDeus XboX GT: A Wild Meeseeks Playstation 4: DominusDeus Posts: 7,162	what do you call three Itialian women taking a shower? Gorillas in the mist. Whats gross? When you open your refrigerator door, and the rump roast farts in your face. Whats grosser than gross? When you work in a sperm bank and you get arrested for embezelment. Whats grosser than that? Two electric eels fucking in a bucket of snot. Whats green and smells like pork? Kermit the Frog's finger. Whats the first thing eskimo mothers teach their children? Dont eat yellow snow How do eskimo mothers teach their children to put on their underwear? Brown in back, yellow in front. How do you tell if a guy has a bladder problem? Rusty zipper, yellow socks. Why didn't the parrot cross the road? Ever heard of Kentucky Fried Parrot?. *Highlight text for answer my next post will be 666 666 666 O_O

24th October 2001, 02:08	#17
fwgx Rudolf the Red. (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 9,314	what sits in the corner getting smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a cheese grater "We think science is interesting and if you disagree, you can fuck off."

24th October 2001, 12:33	#18
Forevever Major Dude Join Date: May 2001 Location: 3rd floor front bedroom by the window :D Posts: 1,899	What do you give dead baby to play with? Dead Puppy! If anyone can find any of the skins I made please email them to Forevever@aol.com I can't remember all the names but specifically hunting for Lascivious, and DEVOUR (compilation with Jax) and any in the Impulse series which had 6 total. Auriferous, Gilt, Impulse, Nadir, and 2 others I can't remember but you dig.

24th October 2001, 12:38	#19
jns Forum King Join Date: Dec 2000 Posts: 3,175	this is.. tasteless. oh well.. the only reason I'm bitching is, I can't find out anything myself yet..

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