Burnt tongue

rm' · 14th March 2002, 01:39

Is there anything more worthy of a thread in the Bitchlist?

14th March 2002, 02:14

Yes. Getting your "manhood" nipped by the zipper.

I screeched like a girly-man.

John M · 14th March 2002, 02:21

and both in the same day? pure bliss

Huehuetenango · 14th March 2002, 03:07

in new york, ate some of the soup nazis soup (now THERES some good soup), but i ate it far too fast, burnt my tounge so badly taht i couldn't taste anything for two days
it was HELL

you have my pity, rm

zootm · 14th March 2002, 14:59

on a mildy related note:

getting your fingers trapped in the INSIDE (hinge side) if a door...

OUCH! I did this about 4 weeks ago and the feeling still hasn't fully returned to my finger

Merlin · 14th March 2002, 19:19

While we're on the subject of personal injuries: Biting your lip, cheek or tongue. Aaaaaaaaargh!

jns · 15th March 2002, 08:33

Or teeth. Ever bitten one of them?

J_Bloggs · 16th March 2002, 07:16

How do you bite your teeth?, or do you mean broken?

I've burnt my tounge so many times I can't taste things properly anymore.

Bilbo Baggins · 16th March 2002, 12:33

Stubbing of the toe, and ripping the nail in two is not the most painless of accidents.

Banging your head on the corner of a metal door is quite hurtful too.

jns · 16th March 2002, 14:04

Running and coming to a stop by hitting the chest with an iron bar is also not really what you wish to do..

zootm · 16th March 2002, 19:13

Quote:

Originally posted by jns
Running and coming to a stop by hitting the chest with an iron bar is also not really what you wish to do..

try crowdsurfing then being thrown into a huge iron bar by security, so that your shins both hit it at the same time.

ouch.

trust me.

Huehuetenango · 17th March 2002, 01:08

being doored by a car and going through the closed window on the door
OUCH

jns · 17th March 2002, 18:58

being cared by a window then going through the closed door on the window
OUCH

Xerxes · 17th March 2002, 23:54

Someone once said getting a paper cut is more painful then being stabbed in the back...

It's probably true... Paper cuts hurt like hell!

Bilbo Baggins · 17th March 2002, 23:56

Especially when they are across your knuckles or other joints.

Huehuetenango · 18th March 2002, 00:49

Quote:

Originally posted by jns
being cared by a window then going through the closed door on the window
OUCH

you making fun of me?
or just trying to say that my post made no sense?

by doored, i mean being out biking and having a door open on a car and you dont' have time to stop so you hit it

binary hero · 18th March 2002, 14:24

having an idiot of a sister poking you in the ribs as you are carrying a large table somewhere above your foot can hurt.

V-Rom.com · 18th March 2002, 14:42

Quote:

Originally posted by :Merlin:
While we're on the subject of personal injuries: Biting your lip, cheek or tongue. Aaaaaaaaargh!

geez, you're not half right there mate

Aymo.

jns · 18th March 2002, 15:14

Quote:

Originally posted by Huehuetenango

you making fun of me?
or just trying to say that my post made no sense?

No.
I was just making fun of myself while making no sense at all in my own post.

Huehuetenango · 18th March 2002, 18:54

playing your trumpet at the front of a class, when all of a sudden the bass drum player reaches out and wacks you right in the nuts w/ the mallot

you can hit a very high note for a VERY short time, but then it kind of hurts to do anything other than curl up into a little ball in the corner

Merlin · 18th March 2002, 19:03

Did that actually happen? [nelson]Ha ha![/nelson]

KelseyB · 18th March 2002, 20:29

going down a super-big waterslide only to notice that there is a bump at the bottom right where IT SHOULDNT BE- hurts your manhood in a major way...

Huehuetenango · 19th March 2002, 22:00

Quote:

Originally posted by :Merlin:
Did that actually happen? [nelson]Ha ha![/nelson]

YES
i was in the mini-marching band at my school, we were delivering marching band o grams (don't ask) when that happened
thank you VERY much, alistair
now i probably can't have kids
it ached for a the rest of the bloody day

Merlin · 19th March 2002, 23:52

It might not be that bad.

Bilbo Baggins · 20th March 2002, 00:07

Smacking your balls back inside your body by sliding off your bicycle saddle intto the frame hurts. I had to picked up by my dad from the park that day because i actually couldn't walk.

zootm · 23rd March 2002, 23:56

Quote:

Originally posted by Xerxes
Someone once said getting a paper cut is more painful then being stabbed in the back...

It's probably true... Paper cuts hurt like hell!

you're telling me?!

as a child i once paper (well, grass, but same thing) cut my finger to the bone, trying to uproot long grass.

won't do that again in a hurry. oh no.

raging_pixy · 3rd April 2002, 19:10

I accidentally sliced my scroat with the zip of my trousers and had to bathe it in TCP !

SGT · 3rd April 2002, 23:51

nasty, could be a hard one to follow but here goes a few
having yr mate cruse yr littles finger between to swinging doors
kicking a football full of water as hard as you can with your toes so that your big toe nail splits down the middle and finally being shot in the balls with a paintball!

satcong · 4th April 2002, 08:25

dropping 50 pounds of frozen crab on your dick... that hurts.
Stupidity never sleeps.

14th March 2002, 01:39	#1
rm' Banned Join Date: Jul 2000 Posts: 11,361	Burnt tongue Is there anything more worthy of a thread in the Bitchlist?

14th March 2002, 02:21	#3
John M Puts the Cuss in General Discussions (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Cincy, Ohio Posts: 3,624	and both in the same day? pure bliss missyob made me post this.

14th March 2002, 19:19	#6
Merlin ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Manchester Posts: 4,209	While we're on the subject of personal injuries: Biting your lip, cheek or tongue. Aaaaaaaaargh! as he faced the sun, he cast no shadow __________________

16th March 2002, 07:16	#8
J_Bloggs Major Dude Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 1,778	How do you bite your teeth?, or do you mean broken? I've burnt my tounge so many times I can't taste things properly anymore. ¯¯¯¯Joe Bloggs____ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯

18th March 2002, 19:03	#21
Merlin ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Manchester Posts: 4,209	Did that actually happen? [nelson]Ha ha![/nelson] as he faced the sun, he cast no shadow __________________

14th March 2002, 02:14	#2
randman Guest Posts: n/a	Yes. Getting your "manhood" nipped by the zipper. I screeched like a girly-man.

14th March 2002, 03:07	#4
Huehuetenango Forum King Join Date: Dec 2000 Posts: 2,546	in new york, ate some of the soup nazis soup (now THERES some good soup), but i ate it far too fast, burnt my tounge so badly taht i couldn't taste anything for two days it was HELL you have my pity, rm

14th March 2002, 14:59	#5
zootm Forum King Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: the nether reaches of bonnie scotland Posts: 13,378	on a mildy related note: getting your fingers trapped in the INSIDE (hinge side) if a door... OUCH! I did this about 4 weeks ago and the feeling still hasn't fully returned to my finger

15th March 2002, 08:33	#7
jns Forum King Join Date: Dec 2000 Posts: 3,177	Or teeth. Ever bitten one of them?

16th March 2002, 12:33	#9
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,231	Stubbing of the toe, and ripping the nail in two is not the most painless of accidents. Banging your head on the corner of a metal door is quite hurtful too.

16th March 2002, 14:04	#10
jns Forum King Join Date: Dec 2000 Posts: 3,177	Running and coming to a stop by hitting the chest with an iron bar is also not really what you wish to do..

17th March 2002, 01:08	#12
Huehuetenango Forum King Join Date: Dec 2000 Posts: 2,546	being doored by a car and going through the closed window on the door OUCH

17th March 2002, 18:58	#13
jns Forum King Join Date: Dec 2000 Posts: 3,177	being cared by a window then going through the closed door on the window OUCH

17th March 2002, 23:54	#14
Xerxes Capitalist Alumni Join Date: May 2000 Location: my 4 Houses on Park Place Posts: 8,687	Someone once said getting a paper cut is more painful then being stabbed in the back... It's probably true... Paper cuts hurt like hell!

17th March 2002, 23:56	#15
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,231	Especially when they are across your knuckles or other joints.

18th March 2002, 14:24	#17
binary hero Banned Join Date: Jun 2001 Posts: 7,004	having an idiot of a sister poking you in the ribs as you are carrying a large table somewhere above your foot can hurt.

18th March 2002, 18:54	#20
Huehuetenango Forum King Join Date: Dec 2000 Posts: 2,546	playing your trumpet at the front of a class, when all of a sudden the bass drum player reaches out and wacks you right in the nuts w/ the mallot you can hit a very high note for a VERY short time, but then it kind of hurts to do anything other than curl up into a little ball in the corner

18th March 2002, 20:29	#22
KelseyB Major Dude Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 1,054	going down a super-big waterslide only to notice that there is a bump at the bottom right where IT SHOULDNT BE- hurts your manhood in a major way...

19th March 2002, 23:52	#24
Merlin ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ (Forum King) Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Manchester Posts: 4,209	It might not be that bad. as he faced the sun, he cast no shadow __________________

20th March 2002, 00:07	#25
Bilbo Baggins Wind Chime of the Apocalypse Join Date: May 2000 Location: The Forest Posts: 17,231	Smacking your balls back inside your body by sliding off your bicycle saddle intto the frame hurts. I had to picked up by my dad from the park that day because i actually couldn't walk.

3rd April 2002, 19:10	#27
raging_pixy Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Under a toadstool Posts: 40	I accidentally sliced my scroat with the zip of my trousers and had to bathe it in TCP !

3rd April 2002, 23:51	#28
SGT Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: in bed Posts: 32	nasty, could be a hard one to follow but here goes a few having yr mate cruse yr littles finger between to swinging doors kicking a football full of water as hard as you can with your toes so that your big toe nail splits down the middle and finally being shot in the balls with a paintball!

4th April 2002, 08:25	#29
satcong Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Pacific Northwest Posts: 2	anything worse than... dropping 50 pounds of frozen crab on your dick... that hurts. Stupidity never sleeps.

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