#$%# the police! *READ WUT HAPPND!*

[OriGamIBlaCKtoP]

2day @ lunch was driving normal (not normal for me, i speed, but normal like good), and i was doing 33 in a 35mph zone through town in *********, Texas (ya, right outside ftworth&dallas). anyway, im driving well, not swerving @ all, and im UNDER the speed limit...

so wut do i c outa my reiwview?

*flashing lights*

ya, the fn fuzz...

so i pull over thinking to myself *wut the fux0r is this guys problm*

so im sitting there for the usual 5 minutes as he searches to see if i stole my excursion...

then he comes up to my window and asks for my license and registration. *yada-yada* time warp ahead 2 shortn post

so i finally ask, why am i pulled over?

cop: That bumper-sticker is (blocking) *he really used some huge fn im so freaking cool word* your 3rd brake light (the one located on the top of my ride )

me: um... ya, that bumper sticker has been there for 1 year 4 months now...

cop: well, I'm sorry that no other police officer in this area has been keen enough to observe that violation.

me: um... ya, i have taken that excursion to CANADA and back...

cop: I'm sorry sir, but it is illegal for you to have something blocking your third brake light.

me: um.............................

cop: well, if you promise to remove it I will just give you a warning

me: yes sir, I will remove it as soon as i get home!

cop: thank you for your corroporation

me: thank you for pointing out that hazard

cop: *nods head & walks back to patrol car*

me: *starts engine and drives into nearest gas station*

me: *gets out of excursion...*

me: (the cop is now well gone) @!)*&$#@!)(&$!)(%*@!)(*$@!($*@!($!*$ DUMB BITCH I HOPE UR )(*&#@$&#@)$*#(@$*@)#$(*#@($*#@($*@$@#$@

me: *gets back in... procedes to do 85mph the rest of the way home*

well, the point is FUK YOU OFFICER, BASTARD, ROT IN HELL, you made me LATE BACK TO WORK, I HATE THE POLICE, SHITHEADS, ARRRRRGGGGGGG

please add your bitch about pigs, or your bitch about my complaint, but b warned, my complaint IS VALID!!!!!!

ps: it's a bumper sticker for a local hard rock station that i have blaring 24/7 outa the windows. (*HINT HINT* bastard dont like rock)

[Jstalilwyrd]

Just be lucky you didn't get a ticket...

[henry3k56]

Or that you got into a fit of rage at the moment in front of the officer. That could have gotten you in jail.

[Mr Jones]

Originally posted by OriGamIBlaCKtoP

well, the point is FUK YOU OFFICER, BASTARD, ROT IN HELL, you made me LATE BACK TO WORK, I HATE THE POLICE, SHITHEADS, ARRRRRGGGGGGG

Remember you said that next time you need to dial 911, cos your car has been stolen, your house has been robbed or you've been mugged by a gang of knife weilding hoods.

I find it mildly amusing that you needed to say that in an internet forum, which is for the most part anonymous, rather than say it to the cops face when he pulled you over,instead choosing "yes officer" "no officer" "thank you officer". I wonder if you'd be typing the same post here today if you had said what you've told us

By the way, Nemesis has mentioned it up there, allow me to expand on what he's said, signature way to large, please reduce it in size and think of other users.

Clarification can be found in the announcements at the top of the forums.

[apollos]

Yes, id kinda be pissed off if some police man did that! I mean why bother picking up on something so trivial??