2day @ lunch was driving normal (not normal for me, i speed, but normal like good), and i was doing 33 in a 35mph zone through town in *********, Texas (ya, right outside ftworth&dallas). anyway, im driving well, not swerving @ all, and im UNDER the speed limit...
so wut do i c outa my reiwview?
ya, the fn fuzz...
so i pull over thinking to myself *wut the fux0r is this guys problm*
so im sitting there for the usual 5 minutes as he searches to see if i stole my excursion...
then he comes up to my window and asks for my license and registration. *yada-yada* time warp ahead 2 shortn post
so i finally ask, why am i pulled over?
cop: That bumper-sticker is (blocking) *he really used some huge fn im so freaking cool word* your 3rd brake light (the one located on the top of my ride
me: um... ya, that bumper sticker has been there for 1 year 4 months now...
cop: well, I'm sorry that no other police officer in this area has been keen enough to observe that violation.
me: um... ya, i have taken that excursion to CANADA and back...
cop: I'm sorry sir, but it is illegal for you to have something blocking your third brake light.
cop: well, if you promise to remove it I will just give you a warning
me: yes sir, I will remove it as soon as i get home!
cop: thank you for your corroporation
me: thank you for pointing out that hazard
cop: *nods head & walks back to patrol car*
me: *starts engine and drives into nearest gas station*
me: *gets out of excursion...*
me: (the cop is now well gone) @!)*&$#@!)(&$!)(%*@!)(*$@!($*@!($!*$ DUMB BITCH I HOPE UR )(*&#@$&#@)$*#(@$*@)#$(*#@($*#@($*@$@#$@
me: *gets back in... procedes to do 85mph the rest of the way home*
well, the point is FUK YOU OFFICER, BASTARD, ROT IN HELL, you made me LATE BACK TO WORK, I HATE THE POLICE, SHITHEADS, ARRRRRGGGGGGG
please add your bitch about pigs, or your bitch about my complaint, but b warned, my complaint IS VALID!!!!!!
ps: it's a bumper sticker for a local hard rock station that i have blaring 24/7 outa the windows. (*HINT HINT* bastard dont like rock)