Originally posted by Mr Jones
Falling off the 99th floor of the empire state building and catching your eyelid on a nail on the way down?
reminds me of a thing i saw on tv - 'world's worst accidents' or something.
it's late at night and a guy comes home from the pub really drunk, he puts his key in the door and unlocks it. instead of pushing the door open with his hands he leans on it and pushes it with his head.. just the sort of lazy thing you do when you're drunk...
well, sticking out of the door was a small hook. it missed his eye but went through his eyelid and hooked itself under the bone behind his eyebrow
. he was stuck with his skull fastened to his door and had to wait for an hour or so before someone saw him and called an ambulance.......
anyway what's this thread about again? oh yeah rips,bummer..... how come it got so many downloads? was it featured?