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Forum King
Join Date: Dec 2000
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I wanna quit....
...smoking cigarettes!
HELP! ßoþL¡©¡†¥ |
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Then do like I did. Just stop. Quit "cold turkey." Don't replace one addiction with another, don't try negative or positive reinforcement. Just quit.
Flypaper for the walking wounded since 1997
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is sigarettes wouldnt contain tar, there would be no problem with smoking. Thast not fair
, can't the just invent tar free sigarettes?
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Flypaper for the walking wounded since 1997
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The Media
The media said if you've smoked one cigarette you are hooked.
Do you guys believe this? In this case it might be true, heh. |
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Nothing to say...
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: UK
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You will need....
One fairly large empty glass jar with an air tight lid on it. Lots and lots of ciggies A fair ammount of time. Understanding partner..... Open glass jar. Light up one ciggie, smoke it, drop the stub in the jar, light another ciggie,smoke it, drop stub in jar. Repeat this procedure until your body litterally can take no more and you head into vomit mode, belive me, you may think your a hard smoker, but your body will eventually give up, keep puffing those cigs one after another, no break for food, no break for sleep, no break for taking a piss, keep going, dropping each stub into the jar. Once vomit mode has been reached,and you feel like you've just spewed till you can spew no more, seal that jar tight. Soooo, you've puffed away at quite possiably dozens of ciggies, your body hates you for it, and it's told you so in the most decorative way it knows how..... Ok, what next. Simple, next time you get the urge for a cig, grab the jar, crack the lid, inhale deeply, if your body and mind don't physically and psychologically react to the smell by reminding you of your explosive, mind bending vomit session, then there really is no hope for you This really works, I know at least 5 people who have tried this method and have never sucked on a cancer stick since, the nightmarish visions of having your head down the pan, chucking up the smokey contents of your stomach will put you off for life. Guaranteed to work or your money back. ![]() [edit] I should also add if you manage to chuck up any major organs while in vomiting mode, don't blame me [/edit]
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Forum King
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Perth, Australia MSN: mcbriar@ii.net Posts: All your posts are belong to me!!!!
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VERY good idea, but i think if you need quit try some other way first, then if you need a ciggi do that idea. otherwise you are just smoking one hell of alot and putting your body through a VERY troumerous episode that may not be needed
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The patch, the gum, quitting cold turkey, none of that worked for me. It took bypass surgery to convince me it was time to quit. And I'm still a high risk for lung cancer. Quit while you're young.
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I want to clarify one think do you vomit in the jar?
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Nothing to say...
Join Date: Sep 2000
Location: UK
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Major Dude
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Quit smoking is a good sign.
Have a little faith. Stay healthy!!! I am just a normal person sitting on the bench and reading newspaper and having a cup of coffee. Why can't people see that? |
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Major Dude
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I quit cold turkey but the vomit mode extreme sounds like it should shock the hell out of your system
I'd try cutting back on the amount of cigarettes you smoke on a day to day basis and then when your down to about 5 cigarettes a day just stop all together, this way your withdrawl syptoms aren't as tough to deal with. When you've gotten through these tough periods of quitting you probably won't want to go back to the smelly dirty cancer sticks, here's hoping I like the positive reinforcement idea just until you've gotten the strength to kick the habit. You might want to try sucking on a lolli pop are eating sunflower seeds when you get those cravings, just to ease the tension a bit
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Almost everyone that I know that has quit successfully, has done so cold turkey, but not because they wanted to. It was because they had some health problem associated with them smoking in the first place, and they have to quit so they can have the surgery they need to have. After the surgery they are usually in so much pain they can't eat, let alone smoke a cigarette, and by the time the whole process is done, and they are at a point in which they could smoke a cigarette six months have gone by, and they don't want to go through all of that pain again, so they usually don't start up again.
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Major Dude
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Every time you have a craving, take the time to read the attached txt file and the craving should go away. Here is an educational link for you too JEL - Iowa
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I am just a normal person sitting on the bench and reading newspaper and having a cup of coffee. Why can't people see that? Last edited by kljs; 7th May 2002 at 16:12. |
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Canterbury & Plymouth
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Well smoking is such a pointless thing to start...
Your weak minded to start and think you will be kewl doing it and your friends wont like you if you don't If anyone told me that i'd have to smkoe or they wouldn't be friends with me anymore id simply tell them... Go fuck yourself! Those kinda friends aren't worth having. Bop, why did you start?
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Forum King
Join Date: Mar 2002
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my dad quit by just chewing regular bubble gum...it supressed his cigarette "NEED"
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Major Dude
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I am just a normal person sitting on the bench and reading newspaper and having a cup of coffee. Why can't people see that? |
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Whoa... that's alot of bad stuff... and good luck with quitting, Bop.--- Spinning in ~ Antonio Vivaldi - The Four Seasons--- |
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Water - the universal solvent Fenugreek - spice used for pickling fruits Acetic acid - used in citric flavouring Xanthan gum - base for chocolate bars and chewing gum Oil and Seed Oil- what? Just trying to fill it up to 6000? Bay leaf - spice used to flavor rice Oil and Sweet Oil - More filler? Basil oil - herb Citric Acid - the tangy part of lemons and oranges Citronella Oil - nonlethal mosquito repellant Coconut Oil, Coffee, Coriander Extract and Oil, Corn Oil - ordinary ingestable household ingredients OOooh! Deadly! Damned propagandists... |
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The Freak
(Forum King) Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Australia
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Quitting smoking cold turkey is hard...I know, i tried it and it didnt work....Its all mental, we're told quitting is hard so we make it hard for ourselves.
I went through a month of withdrawals when i went off valium, but i didnt think it was hard to do as there werent advertising campaigns saying its hard to quit taking valium... |
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Eat, skin, sleep. Repeat.
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That list of chemicals isn't really that impressive.
If you chemically analysed a piece of wood you'd get hundreds or thousands of chemicals. But anyway, back to helping Bop .Almost everyone in my family smokes / used to smoke. Most of them gave up smoking just by forcing themselves not to. In my oppinion, there's no "magic" way to quit that's gonna be easy. Whatever you do is gonna need willpower. Ooh, I do remember one thing though. I knew someone who read biology of some kind at University, and they just knew so much about what ciggarettes did to you, that they could no longer even bear the thought of lighting one up. I wish I could help more .
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Wind Chime of the Apocalypse
Join Date: May 2000
Location: The Forest
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Bop, every time you put that long stick of death in between your lips, just think how little time you are gonna have left with those that you love.
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Banned
Join Date: Jul 2000
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Here's an idea... everytime you get the urge to light up, roll up a $1 bill, and use that instead.
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Registered User
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: next the the guy that lives over there
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you could remember this fact: Nicotine is used as a pesticide. I used to work in a greenhouse, and that is what they used for a pesticide. they would fill the greenhouse with nicotine in it's gaseous state, and you couldn't enter the green house for at least 48 hrs. If you did enter the greenhouse, you would die in under 30 sec.
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Major Dude
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Scotland
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I smoke, and I enjoy it. I know it's not good for me, but I really like it. If I was gonna quit I'd definately do a cold turkey. Will power alone should be enough. Just make sure you really do want to quit, and don't say to people you are quitting. Say you to people have already quit.
Mr Jones's jar idea sounds like it would work too though
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