Fuckin losers...

[Nofx Guy]

ERRR IM SOO PISSED! yet another good night gone bad for me..

tonight me and one of my buddies went out just drivin around....we heard of a party so we went to check it out...anyways it was an outdoor party and there was an outdoor pool...anyways everything was goin fine..it was boring and after 10 minutes me and my friend decided to leave.. when i was just about to go get my friend.. some guy grabbed me and all his buddies (people i dont like) grabbed me and started to drag me towards the pool..i was fully clothed and had my cell phone on me , well actually it was my dads cell which i had because my minutes were out..

anyways they started to drag me towards the pool as i was protesting and bitchin at them to stop..all my friends were yelling to let me go but they didnt...anyways they threw me in the pool fully clothed...luckily on of my friends quickly grabbed my cell before they threw me in....then they persisted to call me a fag and loser as i was gettin out...i was soo pissed that i just walked away, even though i wanted to go back there and punch one of the faggits out...luckily i didnt because i woulda gotten beat up..

anyways i was drippin wet and it was like 5 degrees celcius out...i was fuckin freezing...i just left and drove around with my bud just ranting about those guys.. i was soo pissed off .. and still amm...god i hate kids who do stupid things for fun..

[liquidmotion]

that sucks ass man, sorry.

the best kind of parties are the ones where you can just walk into their house (if you don't know them) and *borrow* their shite

[SSJ4 Gogitta]

their pool should be empty by tomorow.

[Xerxes]

I have a friend who got revenge on his neighbor's pool after the neighbor took my friend garden hose and filled his pool with it, which is complete theft.

The method of revenge would work just as well for you-

He found a dead cat that had been ran over, scooped the whole thing with a snow shovel and lobbed it into his neighbor's pool while they were away. By the time they got back, the dead animal's guts had all started coming out and floating everywhere...

Revenge is a dish best served sweet...

[SSJ4 Gogitta]

Originally posted by Xerxes
I have a friend who got revenge on his neighbor's pool after the neighbor took my friend garden hose and filled his pool with it, which is complete theft.

The method of revenge would work just as well for you-

He found a dead cat that had been ran over, scooped the whole thing with a snow shovel and lobbed it into his neighbor's pool while they were away. By the time they got back, the dead animal's guts had all started coming out and floating everywhere...

Revenge is a dish best served sweet...

And cold....

[gsx]

I know how ya feel... i was walking arround with my gf tonight and these 5 guys get out of their little toyota, and they start like pushing and punching me. One of em was fat and all pissed off red and shacking, so i started laughing at him, which didnt help the situation.
Supposedly a guy i used to bug back in grade 8 is now part of their gang so they are after me. Just a buncha punks tho, nothing too serious. Girl friend was scared tho... lol
Anyway, that really sucks, i got freshied a lot too this year in highschool... :P

[Nofx Guy]

Originally posted by gsx
I know how ya feel... i was walking arround with my gf tonight and these 5 guys get out of their little toyota, and they start like pushing and punching me. One of em was fat and all pissed off red and shacking, so i started laughing at him, which didnt help the situation.
Supposedly a guy i used to bug back in grade 8 is now part of their gang so they are after me. Just a buncha punks tho, nothing too serious. Girl friend was scared tho... lol
Anyway, that really sucks, i got freshied a lot too this year in highschool... :P

dam that sucks..i know how you feel about gettin freshied in high school..it sucks...

ohwell atleast you and your gf are okay..

[Xerxes]

what the heck is "freshied" ... it sounds like a new gatorade flavor or something. (Xerxes trademarks freshied )

[Nofx Guy]

Originally posted by Xerxes
what the heck is "freshied" ... it sounds like a new gatorade flavor or something. (Xerxes trademarks freshied )

when your a freshman in high school (grade 9) you get like initiated by the seniors and such...they do dumb ass lamer things to you..ect ect

[gsx]

grade 10 here... i got shoved in a trash can by some giant whom i through the trashcan at after and ran away

[Xerxes]

You must have done something to deserve it... or the people must be extra-hooliganish than usual... nothing of the sort ever happened to me... and i'm just as nerdy and conservatively dressed as they come

[gsx]

nope... thats what they do here to "welcome" us... its only the first week tho

[Bilbo Baggins]

Put some petrol and lit matches through that guys letter box...

[ElChevelle]

Gads!
And people wonder why kids are shooting their schoolmates
/Chev was never on either end back when schools were invented

[Jay]

Originally posted by ElChevelle
Gads!
And people wonder why kids are shooting their schoolmates

no they do that for attention. It especially is getting worse because the media pampers though who do these acts, giving them excuses for shooting up schools.

[. - .... .- -. ....]

Swimming pool?? Easy. Acquire a bag of concrete somewhere and dump it in the pool. return the following week to watch your neighbour remove his filter with a jackhammer and compressor.....

[ElChevelle]

Originally posted by ethan_h
Swimming pool?? Easy. Acquire a bag of concrete somewhere and dump it in the pool.

Right into the flap over the drain.
PERFECT idea!

[. - .... .- -. ....]

heh - we used to do that at school - flush a couple of socks full of concrete down the toilets. Concrete sets somewhere down the pipe, halfway across the football pitch. Week off school as a 30' trench is dug across the schoolyard.


Once again, ethan_h brings anarchy to the masses

[eleet-2k2]

Originally posted by Xerxes
Revenge is a dish best served sweet...

Dont forget dead and rotting.

Yum. Petrol bombs. TOo dangerous though.

Ethan has the right idea. Just financial anarchy is where it's at. If your friend had film of his neighbour filling up the pool with your hose, I'd keep it as evidence and pull the Ethan-concrete-filter prank on him.


I was luckily never 'freshied' at my H.S. Trash cans are fun to throw though.

[Nofx Guy]

Originally posted by ethan_h
Swimming pool?? Easy. Acquire a bag of concrete somewhere and dump it in the pool. return the following week to watch your neighbour remove his filter with a jackhammer and compressor.....

sounds like an awsome idea!! to bad the guy whoes party it was is a friend of mine..there were pricks there that werent invited and those were the guys who threw me in...

[Trigear]

bullies are teh suck.

if you want to avoid bullies, just don't bathe for a while. they won't come near you...

unfortunately, neither will anyone else.

that stuff usually ends in 12th grade though... once you graduate highschool, the bullies discover drinking and girls, and they realize that picking on people is stupid. also, by that time, usually you discover what it is you were doing to attract their attention, and you stop doing that too...

lifes lessons usually come just a tad too late.

[. - .... .- -. ....]

Originally posted by Nofx Guy
...there were pricks there that werent invited and those were the guys who threw me in...

I don't know what to say then really....my philosophy in life is that there is no problem so big that it can't be solved by a swift kick in the bollocks.....you should try it sometime.

[Jon Deaux]

"they started to drag me towards the pool as i was protesting and bitchin at them to stop..all my friends were yelling to let me go but they didnt...anyways they threw me in the pool fully clothed...luckily on of my friends quickly grabbed my cell before they threw me in....then they persisted to call me a fag and loser as i was gettin out...i was soo pissed that i just walked away, even though i wanted to go back there and punch one of the faggits out...luckily i didnt because i woulda gotten beat up."



That is why god gave us the Uzi.

[patroclus22]

I suggest psychological warfare, or strategic alliances. I used both back when I was in high school, and they worked well for me.

[Xerxes]

Ladies and gentleman, Richard Hatch has entered the building!

[BMWboy]

if they try to do this again, might I suggest a few methods that will make them let go? if you pinch the skin between the thumb and index finger, and use your fingertips, you can bring just about anyone to their knees. if they grab your arm, and your other arm is free, grab their thumb and push it back, towards the wrist(the part where the face of a watch would be, assuming you wear your watches with the face on the top of your arm), but be careful, you don't want to break it unless you have to. once again, this will bring just about anyone to their knees. I once brought the biggest guy on my HS football team to his knees using the thumb one. I am 6ft, about 170, and he was 6' 9" easy, weighing about 270, almost all of which was muscle. after I did that, no one ever messed with me again. usually, if you can get one down, they will back off, because no one wants to be next.

[EDIT]These moves also come in handy if you are trying to rescuse a person who is drowning, and they attempt to force you under to keep their head above water(they do this quite often, in a panic I'm told).[EDIT]

[Trigear]

the gooseneck: if you force your assailant's hand to fold down at the wrist (with the palm facing inwards), and you do it right, you'll bring anyone to their knees also...

once you get them to their knees, no matter what technique you use, remember: if they can get up, they can chase you and continue to lay on teh hurt. a swift kick in the jewels can remedy this, as can a double chop to the ears. good luck.

and if you really REALLY want to hurt someone, design yourself a portable key ring that blasts yoko ono at the push of a button, as it sprays a fine mist of mace in their faces. now THAT will really bring them to their knees...

[Bilbo Baggins]

This thread is fun. What started as a rant about being pushed in a bowl full of water, has almost turned into a lets start another world war thread

a personal favourite trick of mine is to route a hosepipe from an outdoor tap to the letterbox, turn tap on and leave.

[John M]

shoot up their cars. if theyre like most teenagers, they value their cars like the last three inches of their wang.

[apollos]

And I thought that going on the moors with my cousin shooting cars and sheep with a BB gun was bad!!

I hope you either kicked their ass afterward or pusjed them in too!

That would have made your night better.
Personally if that happened to me id be quite ammused
Ahhhhh the memories of all the waterfights ive had.
The worst are when its a cold day and they bring a hose out and the water is cold

[Adil]

KILL KILL KILL KILL

[ElChevelle]

Originally posted by John M
they value their cars like the last three inches of their wang.

By the sounds of these guys 3 inches may be more than they have

My favorite thing to say to unruly/obnoxious guys?
Heh, another guy tryin to impress his boyfriend!

[StillWater]

Originally posted by KXRM


no they do that for attention. It especially is getting worse because the media pampers though who do these acts, giving them excuses for shooting up schools.

I doubt it. Hatred and frustration can be much more overwhelming than desire for attention.

[BiGtAv]

i have found one of the best things to do to bullies is to start really vicious rumors about them at your and other skools in the area(this will make evry1 beleive it scince it is widespread)
its really funny to just sit back and to hear the news of what the rumor has turned into!!

[FunkDoc]

I got picked on a lot growing up and my father and some of the older kids taught me the art of getting even.

Step 1 lift weight and get strong so you can fight back if need be. You might not need to fight back as much if you win a few in a row.

step 2 REVENGE....make it sweet. You should drain the pool, or if they have a heater for their pool you should sneek into the backyard and crank the thermostat up to full, by the morning when they go to check the temp it should be extremly warm and their hydro bill should pay for you humiliation

[Jay]

Originally posted by dbleja


I doubt it. Hatred and frustration can be much more overwhelming than desire for attention.

Hatred of what? most of those kids who did these acts had friends, I don't see the problem. I was picked on, but I never once thought of shooting someone over it. You just learn to ignore it, because in the grand scheme of things it doesn't matter.

[Neko]

i never got "freshied", bullied, or beaten up.

simply rule, carry a nice big knife at all times
secondary rule - if you happen to use it, injure only the legs, anywhere else and you wont win if you plee self defence
third rule - any human that attacks you while your with your gf doesnt deserve to live, nor does any guy who hits a female.

[Curi0us_George]

Originally posted by Neko
i never got "freshied", bullied, or beaten up.

simply rule, carry a nice big knife at all times
secondary rule - if you happen to use it, injure only the legs, anywhere else and you wont win if you plee self defence
third rule - any human that attacks you while your with your gf doesnt deserve to live, nor does any guy who hits a female.

Make sure your knife is within the legal limits. . .

As for hitting girls . . . I would hit a girl back if she was attacking me. I don't believe that a man should ever hit anyone, uness he has to. If a girl was viciously attacking me, though, then I would probably treat her just like a man and aim a blow at her head.

[body2big]

Learn to fight back hands and feet no offense but guns and knifes are for weak people. get stronger physically and mentally learn self defense and help yourself to be a better person. revenge is sweet but do it like a man and fight toe to toe. again no offense just my opinion.

[apollos]

Originally posted by Neko
injure only the legs, anywhere else and you wont win if you plee self defence

But what happens then if you piss someone off and they come for revenge and slice your throat? Your screwed in a situation like that.

The better option is to put on a ahrd face and smack people who think you are a weak target so they know who's boss.
No need to play dirty with a knife